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| '''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]].''' [https://homestarrunner.com/puppetmation.html watch this toon]
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<line start="20" end="87" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="88" end="147">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<strongsad voiceover="voiceover">Once upon a time, here's the type of thing that happened.</strongsad></line>
<line start="148" end="204" speaker="homestar">I don't believe it! I won't believe it! There isn't a pile right here!</line>
<line start="205" end="256" speaker="homestar">What kind of world do we live in, where there isn't a pile right here?</line>
<line start="257" end="287" speaker="homestar">Well, I'm going to do my part! I'm gonna umm... build a pile!</line>
<line start="288" end="298" speaker="homestar">Well, I'm going to do my part! I'm gonna umm... build a pile!</line>
<line start="299" end="316" speaker="homestar">Well, I'm going to do my part! I'm gonna umm... build a pile!</line>
<line start="337" end="370" speaker="homestar">My pile will start with an egg!</line>
<line start="382" end="403" speaker="homestar">And, a bacon.</line>
<line start="404" end="438" speaker="stbubs">What you're doing in m-here, Homestar?</line>
<line start="439" end="476" speaker="stbubs">W-Maybe making a breakfast pile or...?</line>
<line start="477" end="487" speaker="homestar">Um, n-</line>
<line start="488" end="507" speaker="stbubs">A beach resort pile?</line>
<line start="508" end="546" speaker="homestar">Um, no...it's not supposed to be.</line>
<line start="547" end="606" speaker="stbubs">Well, looks like you're heading in that direction, if I'ms can say...</line>
<line start="607" end="623" speaker="homestar">Oh, heavens!</line>
<line start="624" end="708" speaker="stbubs">Why don't I be your pile manager? I'll make sure it doesn't become a breakfast pile... For you?</line>
<line start="709" end="750" speaker="homestar">You'd do that for me? Be my pile manager?</line>
<line start="751" end="776" speaker="stbubs">Get back to work!</line>
<line start="777" end="832" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Everything was piles upon piles, until one day...</line>
<line start="833" end="864" speaker="strongbad">Grabble-dee-garble-dee-grabble-a-grah!</line>
<line start="865" end="875" speaker="homestar">Umm, what?</line>
<line start="876" end="929" speaker="strongbad">Oh, you haven't heard that yet? That's like, the new "Fe Fi Fo Fum".</line>
<line start="930" end="957" speaker="homestar">I don't like it. It'll never last.</line>
<line start="958" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Well, anyways, this is my pile now.</line>
<line start="991" end="1018" speaker="homestar">Oh no...!</line>
<line start="1019" end="1063" speaker="stbubs">Say there, Mohhhldy Moldy. Do you need a pile manager?</line>
<line start="1064" end="1083" speaker="strongbad">You'd do that for me?</line>
<line start="1084" end="1112" speaker="homestar">You traitorous trade-about!</line>
<line start="1113" end="1154" speaker="stbubs">Sorry, piles, I got my own styles.</line>
<line start="1155" end="1237" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">And so the Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar decided that he should seek out some help.</line>
<line start="1238" end="1279" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">He goed and goed until he finally went.</line>
<line start="1280" end="1300" speaker="homestar">Ew!</line>
<line start="1301" end="1335" speaker="homestar">You guys gotta help me! You're the only puppets left!</line>
<line start="1336" end="1385" speaker="doreauxgard">Well...sounds like you better protect yourself. Bag of doorknobs.</line>
<line start="1386" end="1407" speaker="doreauxgard">Bag of doors, if you can manage it!</line>
<line start="1408" end="1450" speaker="marshie">Oo! And then, oo! I've got just the thing!</line>
<line start="1451" end="1494" speaker="marshie">Now, huddle up boys, and make that old whispering sound!</line>
<line start="1495" end="1536" speaker="all">(indistinct whispering)</line>
<line start="1537" end="1581" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1582" end="1584" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1584" end="1587" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1587" end="1589" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1589" end="1592" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1592" end="1594" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1594" end="1597" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1597" end="1599" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1599" end="1602" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1602" end="1604" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1604" end="1607" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1607" end="1609" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1609" end="1612" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1612" end="1614" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1614" end="1617" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1617" end="1619" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1619" end="1622" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1622" end="1624" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1624" end="1627" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1627" end="1629" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1630" end="1645" speaker="strongbad">Man, who knew being king of the pile would be sooooooooooooooooooo exciting.</line>
<line start="1646" end="1684" speaker="stbubs">I'm going to go throw up at your house.</line>
<line start="1685" end="1699" speaker="homestar">Ho ho!</line>
<line start="1700" end="1708" speaker="strongbad">Uh, what?</line>
<line start="1709" end="1732" speaker="homestar">"Ho ho!" It's the new "a ha".</line>
<line start="1733" end="1748" speaker="strongbad">I can live with that.</line>
<line start="1749" end="1772" speaker="marshie">Let 'em have it, Jackson!</line>
<line start="1773" end="1786" speaker="homestar">Uhhhhhhhhhh-AGGGH!!!!!</line>
<line start="1787" end="1798" speaker="homestar">(squirming)</line>
<line start="1799" end="1816">
<homestar>(squirming)</homestar>
<strongbad>(screaming)</strongbad>
<thecheat>screaming</thecheat></line>
<line start="1817" end="1834" speaker="homestar">Aaahh!</line>
<line start="1846" end="1916" speaker="homestar">Too good, Strong Bad! Looks like your fifteen minutes of pile are over!</line>
<line start="1917" end="1991" speaker="strongsad">And so, The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar lived pretty well after that.</line>
<line start="1992" end="2036" speaker="strongsad">Can't complain, really. I guess my thumb is pretty sore.</line>
<line start="2037" end="2040" speaker="homestar">Strong Sad.</line>
<line start="2041" end="2057" speaker="strongsad">I think this permanent marker is giving my hand a rash.</line>
<line start="2058" end="2081">
<strongsad>I think this permanent marker is giving my hand a rash.</strongsad>
<homestar>Stop it. Puppet thing is over.</homestar></line>
<line start="2082" end="2135">
<strongsad>And the bloating! Don't get me started on the bloating.</strongsad>
<homestar>Stop it. Cut it out. Enough. It's the end.</homestar></line>
<line start="2136" end="2200" speaker="homestar">Uh? Wiggle it! Just a little bit? Strong Sad!</line>
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