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'''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[The Luau]].''' [https://homestarrunner.com/luau2.html watch this toon]
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<line start="14" end="314" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="315" end="375" speaker="marzipan">Oo-koo-lay-lay. Oo-koo-lay-lay. </line>
<line start="376" end="406" speaker="marzipan">Mm! Lookin' pretty good.</line>
<line start="407" end="449" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, come up here right now and watch the tofu, please.</line>
<line start="450" end="521" speaker="homestar" volume="0.9">Uhhh... Hang on. I'm um... doing... something.</line>
<line start="522" end="558" speaker="marzipan">Chop-chop! Everyone's gonna be here any minute.</line>
<line start="559" end="607" speaker="homestar">Uh, Marzipan, I hate to tell you this, but...</line>
<line start="608" end="639" speaker="homestar">I don't think anyone's coming to your party.</line>
<line start="640" end="692" speaker="homestar">I think they're all going to Strong Bad's Marshmallow Roast!!</line>
<line start="720" end="760" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">What?! He scheduled something on the same day as the luau?</line>
<line start="776" end="828" speaker="strongbad">Oh man you guys, this party's gonna be crazy-go-nuts!</line>
<line start="829" end="853" speaker="strongbad">Check it out!</line>
<line start="854" end="880" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I've got the marshmallows,</line>
<line start="881" end="939" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I've got all the latest releases from the artists of today,</line>
<line start="940" end="975" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I've carefully filled out everybody's name tags.</line>
<line start="984" end="1020" speaker="strongbad">Oh, crap!! I forgot the wood!</line>
<line start="1021" end="1065" speaker="strongbad">Come on guys, I know where we can hork some.</line>
<line start="1070" end="1142" speaker="marzipan">Oo-koo-lay-lay. Oo-koo-lay-lay.</line>
<line start="1143" end="1197" speaker="homestar">I've gotta stop drinkin' so much melonade. I think I have a serious problem.</line>
<line start="1198" end="1237" speaker="marzipan">You're gonna have a problem if you don't monitor this tofu.</line>
<line start="1238" end="1259" speaker="marzipan">I have to tune my oo-koo-lay-lay.</line>
<line start="1260" end="1274" speaker="homestar">Okay.</line>
<line start="1275" end="1318" speaker="homestar">(singing) A doo doo, a doo doo doo, a doot doo doo doo. A bab-dib do doo doo—</line>
<line start="1319" end="1360" speaker="homestar">Oh! Strong Sad! How long have you been standing there?</line>
<line start="1361" end="1399" speaker="strongsad">Oh, about 20 minutes.</line>
<line start="1400" end="1427" speaker="homestar">Uh, okay.</line>
<line start="1428" end="1445" speaker="homestar">That's weird.</line>
<line start="1462" end="1496" speaker="strongbad">Ah, Crap for Brains, glad to see you could make it!</line>
<line start="1497" end="1527" speaker="strongbad">Oh, Crap for Brains, you lookin' good!</line>
<line start="1528" end="1563" speaker="strongbad">Now, let's get this freakin' party started!</line>
<line start="1564" end="1606" speaker="strongbad">We'll just get this fire started here.</line>
<line start="1607" end="1666" speaker="strongbad">With a little match, and a little fire.</line>
<line start="1667" end="1713" speaker="strongbad">And this should probably be working already.</line>
<line start="1714" end="1747" speaker="strongbad">Um, and I don't know why this isn't working.</line>
<line start="1752" end="1853" speaker="strongsad">Kallo koo-koo lay kua ka loo</line>
<line start="1854" end="1883" speaker="strongsad" sfx="sfx">continues reading</line>
<line start="1884" end="1933" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">snores</line>
<line start="1943" end="1983" speaker="homestar">Soooo... </line>
<line start="1984" end="2040" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">snores</line>
<line start="2050" end="2100" speaker="homestar">Boooooooooring...</line>
<line start="2116" end="2138" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">UUUUUGH!</line>
<line start="2139" end="2184" speaker="strongbad">Stupid matches, freakin' light the fire!</line>
<line start="2185" end="2273" speaker="strongmad">UUUUUUG. HUNGRY!</line>
<line start="2274" end="2343" speaker="bubs">I'm with Strong Mad! I feel about as hungry as The King of Town on a Saturday!</line>
<line start="2344" end="2377" speaker="strongbad">I'm trying! I'm trying! Gtch!</line>
<line start="2378" end="2427" speaker="strongbad">"Hello, my name is piece of wood and I don't want to catch fire."</line>
<line start="2428" end="2479" speaker="strongbad">"Hello, my name is little match, and I don't want to make a fire!"</line>
<line start="2480" end="2535" speaker="strongbad">"HELLOOOO! MY NAME IS FIRE, AND I'M NOT COMING TO YOUR STUPID PARTY!!!!!"</line>
<line start="2536" end="2561" speaker="homestar">I'm coming to your stupid party.</line>
<line start="2562" end="2578" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="2579" end="2604" speaker="homestar">Oh man, Pom Pom! </line>
<line start="2605" end="2653" speaker="homestar">I love Marzipan and everything, but it was terrible!</line>
<line start="2654" end="2682" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
<line start="2683" end="2715" speaker="homestar">No, I don't think she'll notice I'm gone.</line>
<line start="2716" end="2779" speaker="strongsad" sfx="sfx">reads poetry</line>
<line start="2780" end="2829" speaker="coachz">What kind of wood you usin' there, Strong Bad? 'Cause ya know, I know a guy up in—</line>
<line start="2830" end="2875" speaker="strongbad">I don't know man, I stole this stuff from Marzipan's backyard.</line>
<line start="2876" end="2919" speaker="homestar">Uh-oh. You didn't get it from behind the gazebo, did you?</line>
<line start="2920" end="2936" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, why?</line>
<line start="2937" end="3002" speaker="homestar">Well, it all started when I decided to drink 32 glasses of melonade...</line>
<line start="3003" end="3039" speaker="bubs">Look! There's a fire over there!</line>
<line start="3097" end="3166" speaker="strongbad">Aaah, come back, you guys, things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts!</line>
<line start="3244" end="3319" speaker="strongsad" sfx="sfx">reads poetry</line>
<line start="3320" end="3347" speaker="marzipan">Look, Strong Sad, everybody's here!</line>
<line start="3348" end="3382" speaker="strongsad">Oh, how glorious.</line>
<line start="3383" end="3409" speaker="marzipan">Hey, everybody, how's the tofu?</line>
<line start="3410" end="3464" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">chewing</line>
<line start="3465" end="3487" speaker="marzipan">Everyone loves tofu!</line>
<line start="3499" end="3533" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, you guys, come back!</line>
<line start="3534" end="3577" speaker="strongbad">I think I got it all figured out now!</line>
<line start="3582" end="3653" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man! What am I supposed to do with all these leftover marshmallows?</line>
<line start="3654" end="3691" speaker="strongbad">I bought, like, four hundred pounds!</line>
<line start="3692" end="3769" speaker="kingoftown">Oh, excuse me, but did I hear you say... leftovers?</line>
<line start="3844" end="3912" speaker="marzipan">Thanks for helping me with my party today, Homestar. I think it was a really big success!</line>
<line start="3914" end="3956" speaker="marzipan">You've been really nice to me the last few minutes!</line>
<line start="3957" end="3963" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
<line start="3964" end="4000" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Put your head back on this instant!</line>
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