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| '''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[KOT's VOQPCS!]].''' <span class="hovul" style="font-size:smaller;background:#EEE;border:1px #999 solid;padding:2px;margin-left:6px;white-space:nowrap">[https://homestarrunner.com/kotpopshow.html watch this toon]</span>
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To watch the toon with subtitles, we recommend that you install either the '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|All-In-One Greasemonkey script]]''' for Firefox or the '''[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/homestar-all-in-one/ekecfcebbojjfaiendgjgcadampmppdb Homestar All-In-One extension]''' for Chrome.<br />
It will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you view toons on [https://homestarrunner.com/ homestarrunner.com] and those mirrored locally. Alternatively, you may use our [http://subtitles.hrwiki.org/kotpopshow/en local viewer].

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'''en''' [[Subtitles:kotpopshow/de|de]] [[Subtitles:kotpopshow/he|he]] [[Subtitles:kotpopshow/es|es]] [[Subtitles:kotpopshow/fr|fr]] [[Subtitles:kotpopshow/nl|nl]] [[Subtitles:kotpopshow/fi|fi]] [[Subtitles:kotpopshow/pl|pl]] [[Subtitles:kotpopshow/pt-br|pt-br]] [[Subtitles:kotpopshow/tr|tr]]

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<line start="8" end="62" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!</line>
<line start="64" end="122" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!</line>
<line start="127" end="149" speaker="kingoftown">For reals this time!</line>
<line start="188" end="195" speaker="sfx">doorbell</line>
<line start="196" end="216" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Somebody get the door!</line>
<line start="219" end="229" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">I'll get it!</line>
<line start="243" end="281" speaker="chef">Pizza for you, King-a-ding!</line>
<line start="284" end="298" speaker="kingoftown">Thanks Chef!</line>
<line start="310" end="344" speaker="sfx">piano bit</line>
<line start="345" end="365" speaker="kingoftown">Here ya go, boy-o's!</line>
<line start="369" end="432" speaker="kingoftown">Poopsmith! Pizza's here! Don't forget to forget to wash your hands!</line>
<line start="433" end="450" speaker="sfx">instrumental theme song bit</line>
<line start="451" end="474" speaker="kingoftown">Whoo! What is that reek?</line>
<line start="478" end="545" speaker="kingoftown">The Poopsmith, you smell like a crapsmith! Have you tried showering?</line>
<line start="558" end="568" speaker="kingoftown">Bathing?</line>
<line start="581" end="632" speaker="kingoftown">Wearing a baseball cap and putting deodorant on outside your shirt?</line>
<line start="660" end="681" speaker="kingoftown">Well, I'm out of ideas.</line>
<line start="684" end="695" speaker="kingoftown">Anybody else?</line>
<line start="700" end="717" speaker="knight">Have you tried...</line>
<line start="731" end="740" speaker="dragon" sfx="sfx">growl</line>
<line start="741" end="790" speaker="knight">So, I'm gonna set this thing to sanitize, and it'll burn the stink right off ya'!</line>
<line start="833" end="868" speaker="knight">Ooooooh, yeah! This is gonna be awesome!</line>
<line start="874" end="886" speaker="sfx">crash!</line>
<line start="894" end="918" speaker="blacksmith">Have you tried...</line>
<line start="961" end="973" speaker="sfx">shattering glass</line>
<line start="982" end="988" speaker="sfx">squealing brakes</line>
<line start="989" end="1030" speaker="perfume">Ooooh! Ooh! I've lived a terrible life!</line>
<line start="1034" end="1115" speaker="perfume">I was a horrible husband and father! I watched too much sports! AAAAH!</line>
<line start="1130" end="1160" speaker="cleric">Have you tried...</line>
<line start="1178" end="1242" speaker="cleric">I now pronounce you man and pleasant odor!</line>
<line start="1245" end="1278" speaker="sfx">Wedding March plays</line>
<line start="1279" end="1322" speaker="sfx">discords</line>
<line start="1326" end="1350" speaker="kingoftown">Have you tried...</line>
<line start="1355" end="1411" speaker="kingoftown">A little tackle football? Me and The Blacksmith versus The Poopsmith and that shower!</line>
<line start="1413" end="1437" speaker="kingoftown">Hut one, hut two, and a hike!</line>
<line start="1439" end="1452" speaker="sfx">shattering glass</line>
<line start="1453" end="1512" speaker="kingoftown">Way to protect this house, but uh...that wasn't really what I had in mind.</line>
<line start="1528" end="1611" speaker="kingoftown">Well beezos, I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but there's only one thing left to do!</line>
<line start="1616" end="1632" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Jumping fun!</line>
<line start="1634" end="1660" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">You're jumping through the air.</line>
<line start="1661" end="1673" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Jumping fun!</line>
<line start="1699" end="1719" speaker="kingoftown" sfx="sfx">eating noises</line>
<line start="1720" end="1787" speaker="kingoftown">Well, you know what I always say, "If you can't beat make The Poopsmith smell good,</line>
<line start="1793" end="1837" speaker="kingoftown">join ... beat make The Poopsmith smell good!"</line>
<line start="1846" end="1866" speaker="kingoftown">Right? Everybody?</line>
<line start="1874" end="1887" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Jumping fun!</line>
<line start="1955" end="2031" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Whoo! Did I say Crapsmith? I shoulda said rotting-Dragon-smith!</line>
<line start="2041" end="2074" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">That is ripe!</line>
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