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| '''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[The Interview]].''' <span class="hovul" style="font-size:smaller;background:#EEE;border:1px #999 solid;padding:2px;margin-left:6px;white-space:nowrap">[https://homestarrunner.com/interview.html watch this toon]</span>
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<sfx>typing</sfx>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Truly there are few guys as stupid as Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">But I wanted to unravel all the idiotic ramblings and speech impediments,
</strongbad>
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<line start="117" end="165">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">and get down to the chewy caramel center of this no-armed whitey.
</strongbad>
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<line start="170" end="187">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">What I found was not pretty.</strongbad>
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<line start="194" end="235">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">It was slimy and smelly and kinda stung my eyes.</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">So, Dumbstar has me meet him in this fruity little marshmallow stand he always goes to.
</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">He kept me waiting for a good half hour and I actually watched him walk by the place
</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">three or four times before he finally came in.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>What the crap were you doing out there?</strongbad>
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<homestar>Out where?</homestar>
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<strongbad>Outside!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I watched you prance by, like, five times, man.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Oh, I doubt it. I drove.</homestar>
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<strongbad>You don't own a car!</strongbad>
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<line start="544" end="574">
<homestar>Yeah, you're probably right.</homestar>
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<strongbad>Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Ohhh, I didn't bring any. I drove.</homestar>
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<strongbad>Augh, this is gonna be painful.</strongbad>
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<homestar>What, the tacks?</homestar>
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<homestar>I bet.</homestar>
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<homestar>Try not to sit on 'em.</homestar>
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<strongbad>No, stupid!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>This is an interview!</strongbad>
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<homestar>Oh, well allow me to introduce myself.</homestar>
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<homestar>My name is Homestar Runner, and I feel that I would be a great asset to your company.</homestar>
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<homestar>My name is Homestar Runner, and I feel that I would be a great asset to your company.</homestar>
<strongbad>Okay, shut up.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Now, first question:</strongbad>
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<strongbad>What's your freakin' problem?</strongbad>
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<homestar>Well if you take a look at my reh-zoom,
</homestar>
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<homestar>you'll see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields.</homestar>
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<strongbad>Cut the crap! Just tell me what your freaking problem is!</strongbad>
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<homestar>I can't really think of any.</homestar>
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<strongbad>Ohhhh. Moving on.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I've heard that you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is this true?</strongbad>
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<homestar volume="0.8"><em>(singing)</em> La-duh-dah-dee-duh-dah-dee-duh-dah-dee!</homestar>
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<strongbad>I suppose that answers my question.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Now, tell us about your girlfriend Marzipan. What's her deal?</strongbad>
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<homestar>She told me today that she thinks your baking has really improved lately.</homestar>
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<strongbad>Oh, my baking, eh?</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I like to enjoy baking every once and again.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Interesting.</homestar>
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<homestar>I'll take note of that.</homestar>
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<homestar>So, what else do you do in your spare time?</homestar>
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<strongbad>Well, I like to do the Jumble sometimes and—</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Hey, wait!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I'm asking the questions here!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>So, who do you think would win in a fight:</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Strong Sad or The Cheat?</strongbad>
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<homestar>Oh, man. That's not even fair.</homestar>
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<homestar voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat would win with both hands duct-taped behind his back,</homestar>
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<homestar voiceover="voiceover">and with little pieces of duct tape covering his eyes,</homestar>
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<homestar voiceover="voiceover">and Strong Sad could have a spear even.</homestar>
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<strongsad>En garde?</strongsad>
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<strongbad>Whoa-ho-ho! Good answer.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>We might have to set that up someday.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Yeah,<span style="visibility:hidden;"> yeah, that'd be great.</span></homestar>
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<homestar>Yeah, yeah,<span style="visibility:hidden;"> that'd be great.</span></homestar>
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<homestar>Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.</homestar>
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<strongbad>Well, it can only go down from here, so...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>get out of my face.</strongbad>
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<homestar volume="0.8"><em>(singing)</em> La-dee-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-doo-doo...</homestar>
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