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| '''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[Costume Commercial]].''' [https://homestarrunner.com/costumecommercial.html watch this toon]
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<line start="28" end="69" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Introducing all new Homestar Runner Halloween Costumes and Products.</line>
<line start="69" end="110" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Do not ask me to speak up again because this is as loud as I'm gonna get.</line>
<line start="110" end="130" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">If you don't like it, you can find someo-</line>
<line start="130" end="166" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">Introducing all-new Homerun Hitter Halloween Costumes and Products!</line>
<line start="166" end="187" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">Choose from all your favorites!</line>
<line start="187" end="193" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="193" end="203" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="203" end="213" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">Strong Bad! Homestar Runner! The Cheat!</line>
<line start="213" end="232" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">Each comes with its own authentic</line>
<line start="232" end="240" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">cheap costume-ish pullover!</line>
<line start="240" end="250" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">cheap costume-ish pullover!</line>
<line start="250" end="261" speaker="announcer2" volume="1.2">cheap costume-ish pullover!</line>
<line start="265" end="280" speaker="homestar">Candy!</line>
<line start="280" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Oh, hello, neighborhood kid.</line>
<line start="304" end="334" speaker="strongbad">Let's see who you're dressed as this year.</line>
<line start="334" end="345" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... crappy plastic Bubs mask.</line>
<line start="345" end="368" speaker="strongbad">Hmmm... crappy plastic Bubs mask.</line>
<line start="368" end="376" speaker="homestar">Yeah.</line>
<line start="376" end="405" speaker="strongbad">And a crappier plastic apron</line>
<line start="405" end="450" speaker="strongbad">with a picture of Bubs on it that says "Bubs!" on it.</line>
<line start="450" end="488" speaker="homestar">Mm-hmm. Just like Bubs all the time wears -</line>
<line start="488" end="516" speaker="homestar">picture of his self on his self.</line>
<line start="516" end="546" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, you're not getting any candy from me.</line>
<line start="546" end="562" speaker="sfx">Door slam</line>
<line start="562" end="591" speaker="homestar">Thanks, Mrs. Jankroe!</line>
<line start="591" end="616" speaker="announcer2">And for the ladies, don't forget the new</line>
<line start="616" end="643" speaker="announcer2">authentic "Marzipan" costume!</line>
<line start="645" end="653">
<announcer2>No, wait...</announcer2>
<sfx>pop</sfx>
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<line start="653" end="659">
<announcer2>No, wait...</announcer2>
<sfx>pop</sfx>
</line>
<line start="659" end="675" speaker="announcer2">Almost...</line>
<line start="675" end="679">
<sfx>ding</sfx>
</line>
<line start="679" end="698">
<sfx>ding</sfx>
<announcer2>There we go!</announcer2>
</line>
<line start="698" end="719" speaker="marzipan">This is so offensive... that it's not really offensive anymore!</line>
<line start="719" end="740" speaker="marzipan">This is so offensive... that it's not really offensive anymore!</line>
<line start="740" end="757" speaker="marzipan">I'll take twelve!</line>
<line start="757" end="784" speaker="announcer2">Woo! You dang right!</line>
<line start="784" end="829" speaker="announcer2">And for the trick-or-treating-impaired, check out Strong Sad's line of</line>
<line start="829" end="835" speaker="announcer2">SAFE-T LOSE-R accessories!</line>
<line start="835" end="840" speaker="announcer2">SAFE-T LOSE-R accessories!</line>
<line start="840" end="845" speaker="announcer2">SAFE-T LOSE-R accessories!</line>
<line start="845" end="850" speaker="announcer2">SAFE-T LOSE-R accessories!</line>
<line start="850" end="860" speaker="announcer2">SAFE-T LOSE-R accessories!</line>
<line start="860" end="882" speaker="strongsad">Hey, that's not what I named—</line>
<line start="882" end="905" speaker="announcer2">Mom not overprotective enough?</line>
<line start="905" end="924" speaker="announcer2">Just add this discreet reflector to any costume,</line>
<line start="924" end="938"><announcer2>Just add this discreet reflector to any costume,</announcer2><sfx>buzzer</sfx></line>
<line start="938" end="974" speaker="announcer2">and never worry about getting accidentally run down by...</line>
<line start="974" end="1003"><announcer2>Mancuso's older brother ever again!</announcer2><sfx>foreboding music</sfx></line>
<line start="1003" end="1053"><announcer2 volume="0.9">Side effects may include getting intentionally run down by Mancuso's older brother.</announcer2><sfx>foreboding music</sfx></line>
<line start="1053" end="1074" speaker="announcer2">Plagued by Halloween eggings?</line>
<line start="1074" end="1093" speaker="announcer2">Fool 'em every time with this deluxe decoy poncho!</line>
<line start="1093" end="1121" speaker="announcer2">Fool 'em every time with this deluxe decoy poncho!</line>
<line start="1121" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">Light him up, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1136" end="1147" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1147" end="1191" speaker="strongbad">Aw, never mind. Looks like somebody already got him....</line>
<line start="1195" end="1203" speaker="strongbad">with a... bunch of fried eggs.</line>
<line start="1203" end="1220" speaker="strongbad">with a... bunch of fried eggs.</line>
<line start="1220" end="1259" speaker="announcer2">And last, for the kid with no friends who's staying at home</line>
<line start="1259" end="1272" speaker="announcer2">to "help" (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
<line start="1273" end="1275" speaker="announcer2">to "help" (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
<line start="1276" end="1278" speaker="announcer2">to "help" (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
<line start="1279" end="1282" speaker="announcer2">to "help" (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
<line start="1283" end="1285" speaker="announcer2">to "help" (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
<line start="1286" end="1289" speaker="announcer2">to "help" (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
<line start="1290" end="1293" speaker="announcer2">to "help" (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
<line start="1294" end="1297" speaker="announcer2">to "help" (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
<line start="1298" end="1301" speaker="announcer2">to "help" (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
<line start="1302" end="1308" speaker="announcer2">to "help" (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
<line start="1308" end="1332" speaker="announcer2">to "help" (clears throat) mom and dad give out treats,</line>
<line start="1332" end="1338" speaker="announcer2">here's a... pair of sweat pants.</line>
<line start="1338" end="1344"><announcer2>here's a... pair of sweat pants.</announcer2><sfx>squish</sfx></line>
<line start="1344" end="1363"><announcer2>here's a... pair of sweat pants.</announcer2><sfx>squish</sfx></line>
<line start="1363" end="1372" speaker="announcer2">It's really... all we can do. Sorry.</line>
<line start="1372" end="1387" speaker="announcer2">It's really... all we can do. Sorry.</line>
<line start="1387" end="1399" speaker="announcer2">It's really... all we can do. Sorry.</line>
<line start="1399" end="1440" speaker="announcer2">All New Homestars Running Halloween Customes and Broducts!</line>
<line start="1440" end="1447" speaker="announcer2">Only from-</line>
<line start="1447" end="1469"><announcer2>Only from-</announcer2><sfx>starts choking</sfx></line>
<line start="1469" end="1477" speaker="sfx">record stops</line>
<line start="1477" end="1508" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">All New Homestar Runner Halloween Costumes and Products.</line>
<line start="1508" end="1517" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">Only from Cheap As Free.</line>
<line start="1517" end="1530"><announcer volume="0.7">Only from Cheap As Free.</announcer><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
<line start="1552" end="1585" speaker="announcer" volume="0.7">I told him not to mess with me.</line>
<line start="1595" end="1635" speaker="bubs">Man, this costume makes me look so much like myself,</line>
<line start="1635" end="1665" speaker="bubs">I'm surprised you recognize me!</line>
<line start="1665" end="1683" speaker="coachz">Boy, I'll say!</line>
<line start="1683" end="1733" speaker="coachz">This Coach Z costume is spot on.</line>
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