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<line start="16" end="83" sfx="yes">music</line>
<line start="84" end="117" sfx="yes">bubbling</line>
<line start="118" end="142" sfx="yes">typing</line>
<line start="143" end="202" speaker="strongbad">Ahh, I'm almost done with these third-quarter projection analysis spreadsheets,</line>
<line start="203" end="232" speaker="strongbad">and still no sign of—</line>
<line start="233" end="241" speaker="homestar">What is up, my dog!?</line>>
<line start="242" end="250" speaker="homestar">What is up, my dog!?</line>
<line start="251" end="260" speaker="homestar">What is up, my dog!?</line>
<line start="261" end="295" speaker="strongbad">Ohh, I am not your dog.</line>
<line start="296" end="319" speaker="homestar">Rondleman, you crack me up.</line>
<line start="320" end="329" speaker="homestar">Crack! Me! Up!</line>
<line start="329" end="336" speaker="homestar">Crack! Me! Up!</line>
<line start="336" end="344" speaker="homestar">Crack! Me! Up!</line>
<line start="345" end="380" speaker="homestar">That's why you're my D-O-G-E!</line>
<line start="381" end="414" speaker="strongbad">Your doge?! What are you talking about?</line>
<line start="415" end="439" speaker="strongbad">I'm Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="440" end="480" speaker="strongbad">Rondleman works in Regional Shipping Management Resources.</line>
<line start="481" end="506" speaker="homestar">Ahaha! Good one, Rondleman.</line>
<line start="507" end="537" speaker="homestar">I mean, good one, my dog.</line>
<line start="538" end="598" speaker="homestar">So, you goin' to Beach Themed Restaurant tonight? It's ladies' night!</line>
<line start="599" end="638" speaker="homestar">Music, dancing, they've got fake palm trees!</line>
<line start="639" end="664" speaker="strongbad">Oh yeah... I'd rather die!</line>
<line start="665" end="688" speaker="homestar">Cooool, can I catch a ride?</line>
<line start="689" end="703" speaker="homestar">Pick me up at six.</line>
<line start="704" end="754" speaker="homestar">Ooh, and bring plenty of cash. I'm gonna need at least five or six appe-teasers.</line>
<line start="755" end="798" speaker="strongbad">Will you just get out of here and let me finish these spreadsheets?!</line>
<line start="799" end="842" speaker="homestar">You're not done yet? I finished mine weeks ago. Let me give you a hand.</line>
<line start="843" end="888"><strongbad>Urggh, don't touch that!</strongbad><homestar>Ehh, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.</homestar></line>
<line start="889" end="897" speaker="strongbad">Uh?</line>
<line start="898" end="922"><strongbad>Ohh, great!</strongbad><sfx>computer beeps</sfx></line>
<line start="923" end="949" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">This is just great!!</line>
<line start="950" end="989" speaker="homestar">Yeah! You can thank me later. I love that blue screen.</line>
<line start="990" end="1041" speaker="homestar">It is also my dog. Anyways, I'll let you finish up here.</line>
<line start="1042" end="1059" speaker="homestar">See you at six!</line>
<line start="1060" end="1103" speaker="strongbad">Ohhh, man! Now I gotta start all over-</line>
<line start="1104" end="1117" speaker="homestar">Don't be late!</line>
<line start="1118" end="1134" speaker="strongbad">Start all over an-</line>
<line start="1135" end="1147" speaker="homestar">Ladies' night!</line>
<line start="1148" end="1157" speaker="strongbad">Start all ove-</line>
<line start="1158" end="1172" speaker="homestar">Fake palm trees!</line>
<line start="1173" end="1183" speaker="strongbad">Start all o-</line>
<line start="1184" end="1197" speaker="homestar">You're my dog.</line>
<line start="1198" end="1216"><strongbad>Ohhh!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1217" end="1228"><strongbad>Stupid!</strongbad><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="1229" end="1237"><strongbad>Third!</strongbad><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="1238" end="1246"><strongbad>Quarter!</strongbad><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="1247" end="1255"><strongbad>Projection!</strongbad><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="1256" end="1269"><strongbad>Analysis!</strongbad><sfx>bang</sfx></line>
<line start="1270" end="1277" speaker="strongbad">Spreadsheets</line>
<line start="1278" end="1318" speaker="strongbad">I don't even know what you are!</line>
<line start="1319" end="1362"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Rondleman... erh, where art thou?</strongbad></line>
<line start="1363" end="1377" sfx="yes">crash</line>
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