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<line start="21" end="45" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Bonjour, amigos.</line>
<line start="46" end="75" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Je m'appelle Marzipanio.</line>
<line start="76" end="126" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io.</line>
<line start="127" end="146" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Toodle-oo toots, everyone.</line>
<line start="147" end="155" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="158" end="181" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hey, there, Marzy.</line>
<line start="182" end="235" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">I was just callin' to see, uh, whether we were just friends, or...</line>
<line start="236" end="262" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">More than just friends.</line>
<line start="263" end="323" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">See, I sometimes forget what's real and what's just in my head.</line>
<line start="324" end="373" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">So, uh, gimme a call back or, uh, maybe just come on by my place</line>
<line start="374" end="458" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">And we can discuss this over a bowl o' Cracklin' Oat Bran or... the Crunch Berries.</line>
<line start="459" end="492" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Okay. Take the care.</line>
<line start="493" end="577" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and by that I mean, like, uh, Tender Lovin' Care, not... not, uh, take my automobile.</line>
<line start="578" end="612" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">A lot of times people have trouble understandin'...</line>
<line start="613" end="620" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="627" end="650" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hello, Marzipan!</line>
<line start="651" end="694" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This is Sweepstakes Ron, come to bring you great news!</line>
<line start="695" end="753"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">You have been randomly selected to win an umlimited supply of one million</strongbad> <strongbad volume="0.8">punchesintheface.</strongbad></line>
<line start="754" end="832" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop.</line>
<line start="833" end="874"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And get ready to receive your free million</strongbad> <strongbad volume="0.8">punchesintheface.</strongbad></line>
<line start="875" end="914" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Don't delay! Get outside right now!</line>
<line start="915" end="932" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'm waiting in the bushes!</line>
<line start="933" end="977"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I mean... uh, for to give you the million</strongbad> <strongbad volume="0.8">punchesintheface.</strongbad></line>
<line start="978" end="988" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="997" end="1041" speaker="stinkoman" voiceover="voiceover">Hello? I think I have the wrong number.</line>
<line start="1042" end="1080" speaker="stinkoman" voiceover="voiceover">Your voice sounds like this is the wrong number.</line>
<line start="1081" end="1123" speaker="stinkoman" voiceover="voiceover">But just in case, can I interest you in a challenge?</line>
<line start="1124" end="1149" speaker="stinkoman" voiceover="voiceover">Or maybe some light fighting?</line>
<line start="1150" end="1227"><stinkoman voiceover="voiceover">If so, call me on my cell phoooone!</stinkoman><stinkoman sfx="sfx">powering up noises</stinkoman></line>
<line start="1228" end="1237" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1241" end="1266" speaker="graperobot" voiceover="voiceover">Hello, Marz-pan.</line>
<line start="1267" end="1297" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">All right, now make him say it. Make him say it!</line>
<line start="1298" end="1317" speaker="graperobot" voiceover="voiceover">Kiss the butt.</line>
<line start="1318" end="1371" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Did he just say "Kiss THE butt?" No, make him say "Kiss MY butt."</line>
<line start="1372" end="1393" speaker="graperobot" voiceover="voiceover">Kiss a butt.</line>
<line start="1394" end="1425" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Not "Kiss a butt!" What's wrong with this thing, Bubs?</line>
<line start="1426" end="1446" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">I thought I told you no names!</line>
<line start="1447" end="1455" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I, er, der, der--</line>
<line start="1456" end="1469" speaker="sfx">hangs up</line>
<line start="1470" end="1504" speaker="sfx">dialtone</line>
<line start="1505" end="1513" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1520" end="1537" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">What's up, Paughkeegan?</line>
<line start="1538" end="1578" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">This is Homestar Runner from homestarrunner.com,</line>
<line start="1579" end="1690" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And you're listening to the Cornbread Hour, here on WPKG, pointy-point-five, the voice of Paughkeegan State!</line>
<line start="1691" end="1767" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay... Sweepstakes Ron? Are you there? Hello?</line>
<line start="1768" end="1854" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">You told me to call this number and leave a radio promo, and then you'd- you'd give me the sweepstakes.</line>
<line start="1855" end="1899" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">So... gimme some of that sweepstakes.</line>
<line start="1900" end="1906" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
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