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<line start="25" end="50" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, yeah. Leave a message.</line>
<line start="51" end="57" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="64" end="98" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">(singing) You Got a Call from the Thnikkaman!!</line>
<line start="99" end="132" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Marzipan. It's the Thnikkaman!</line>
<line start="133" end="170" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Your Marzipan machine's been Thnikkafied!</line>
<line start="171" end="218" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">I was just calling up to see if you wanted to join my Thnikkaband.</line>
<line start="219" end="265" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">I got instruments, drums, cymbals, drums.</line>
<line start="266" end="317" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Now all I need is some Thnikkagirls to dance around in some go-go boots.</line>
<line start="318" end="399" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">All you gotta do is shimmy-shake a little bit to the left, and, if time permits, shimmy-shake a little bit to the right.</line>
<line start="400" end="480" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and in regards to your question, "can you have some?", yeah, shut up, kid!</line>
<line start="481" end="516" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">(singing) Here hang-ups the Thnikkaman!!</line>
<line start="517" end="544" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Errrrrrrrooom... click!</line>
<line start="545" end="551" speaker="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">beep</line>
<line start="557" end="616" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Marzipan, look: this is Goatface.</line>
<line start="617" end="646" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I have a goat for a face.</line>
<line start="647" end="724" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Like, not that I have a goat's head for a face, or that my head is a goat's head</line>
<line start="725" end="767" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Like, my face is an entire goat.</line>
<line start="768" end="825" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So, anyways, I was calling you ups 'cause I wanted to join your Goatface Club!</line>
<line start="826" end="911" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Since you've got quite a goat face yourself, I figured you'd be the go-to guy, or gal.</line>
<line start="912" end="945" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's hard to tell with that goat face of yours.</line>
<line start="946" end="968" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Anyways, my number is:</line>
<line start="969" end="985" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">makes goat noises</line>
<line start="986" end="1010" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So gimme a call back!</line>
<line start="1011" end="1109" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">We can compare goat faces, though I can't imagine... that yours... your- is- pret-... you're ugly.</line>
<line start="1110" end="1149" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Marzipan, this is Strong Bad, and you're ugly.</line>
<line start="1150" end="1157" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1162" end="1188" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, Marzipan, this is not Marzipan,</line>
<line start="1189" end="1261" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Just calling to leave you a mean prank call so that you don't get your feelings hurt when other people prank call you.</line>
<line start="1262" end="1320" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Um, here's the prank: we all know that that hair color is not your true color.</line>
<line start="1321" end="1328" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1334" end="1343" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1345" end="1349" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1351" end="1355" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1357" end="1361" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1362" end="1372" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1374" end="1387" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This is all your friends!</line>
<line start="1389" end="1392" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) All your friends!</line>
<line start="1394" end="1399" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) All your friends!</line>
<line start="1401" end="1412" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) All of your friends!</line>
<line start="1414" end="1419" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Calling you!</line>
<line start="1421" end="1428" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Calling you!</line>
<line start="1430" end="1431" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) We're calling!</line>
<line start="1433" end="1444" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) We're all calling you!</line>
<line start="1446" end="1450" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Calling you!</line>
<line start="1452" end="1463" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">To tell you we hate you!</line>
<line start="1465" end="1471" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Tell you we hate you!</line>
<line start="1473" end="1481" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Tell you we hate you!</line>
<line start="1483" end="1496" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Tell you we hate you!</line>
<line start="1498" end="1508" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And you owe us some money!</line>
<line start="1510" end="1519" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) You owe us some money!</line>
<line start="1521" end="1531" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Yeah, you owe me ten bucks!</line>
<line start="1533" end="1546" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) Yeah, you owe me twelve dollars!</line>
<line start="1548" end="1558" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice) You owe me twelve dollars!</line>
<line start="1560" end="1577" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(different voice)You owe us some money!</line>
<line start="1579" end="1598" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(falsetto) And you said you'd bake us a cake!</line>
<line start="1600" end="1611" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You said you'd bake us a cake!</line>
<line start="1613" end="1626" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(falsetto) You said you'd bake us a cake!</line>
<line start="1628" end="1640" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You said you'd bake us a cake!</line>
<line start="1642" end="1658"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">(falsetto) You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>claps start</sfx></line>
<line start="1659" end="1672"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>clapping</sfx></line>
<line start="1673" end="1688"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">(falsetto) You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>clapping</sfx></line>
<line start="1689" end="1703"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>drums and bass</sfx></line>
<line start="1704" end="1720"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">(falsetto) You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>drums and bass</sfx></line>
<line start="1721" end="1734"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>drums and bass</sfx></line>
<line start="1735" end="1749"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">(falsetto) You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>drums and bass</sfx></line>
<line start="1750" end="1764"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>drums and bass</sfx></line>
<line start="1765" end="1779"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">(falsetto) You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>drums and bass</sfx></line>
<line start="1780" end="1814"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">You said you'd bake us a cake!</strongbad><sfx>drums and cymbal crash</sfx></line>
<line start="1815" end="1822" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1831" end="1854" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hello, Marzipan!</line>
<line start="1855" end="1924" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">You've got the H-star, you got the H-star-R, and boy, have I got a bee in my bonnet!</line>
<line start="1925" end="1980" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">So, what, I gotta hear from Strong Bad now that you have an "in" at the Goatface Club?</line>
<line start="1981" end="2028" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Were you even going to mention it to old Boyfriend Dan?</line>
<line start="2029" end="2064" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">That's — that's me. Boyfriend Dan.</line>
<line start="2065" end="2149" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">You know good and well that I've dreamt of being in a Goatface Club ever since I was a moderately sized baby.</line>
<line start="2150" end="2176" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And you said you'd bake us a cake!</line>
<line start="2177" end="2212" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And who is this Boyfriend Dan I keep hearing about?!</line>
<line start="2213" end="2279" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Well, you tell him to watch his back, 'cause the old Goatface Killa is on the loose!</line>
<line start="2280" end="2310" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Now, that's me. Now I'm the Goatface Killa. </line>
<line start="2311" end="2318" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
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