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<line start="33" end="84" speaker="sfx">wind</line>
<line start="87" end="100" speaker="sfx">Lappy 486 startup noise</line>
<line start="107" end="130" speaker="lappy486">Oh, golly-gosh.</line>
<line start="135" end="170" speaker="lappy486">Strong Bad is under stairs.</line>
<line start="180" end="208" speaker="lappy486">Tell whim I love.</line>
<line start="215" end="265" speaker="strongsad">You get your shiny, round butt up in there and check that email!</line>
<line start="267" end="315" speaker="strongbad">No! Now, get out of my couch...<span style="visibility:hidden">area!</span></line>
<line start="316" end="326" speaker="strongbad">No! Now, get out of my couch...area!</line>
<line start="328" end="360" speaker="strongsad">But it's your sesquicentenn-email!</line>
<line start="363" end="405" speaker="strongbad">I don't wanna turn a hundred and fifty! It's too much pressure!</line>
<line start="407" end="418" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad ate it!</line>
<line start="421" end="444" speaker="strongsad">It's okay, I can help!</line>
<line start="448" end="480" speaker="strongsad">Check out these storyboards I drew up!</line>
<line start="488" end="554" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">We begin with a claustrophobic close-up of typing with boxing gloves on.</line>
<line start="561" end="623" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">A quick zoom out reveals you're really in the middle of a barren desert landscape,</line>
<line start="626" end="665" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">symbolizing the vast scope of your achievement.</line>
<line start="669" end="727" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Next, we dolly in on Coach Z holding a pear covered with eyeballs...</line>
<line start="731" end="790" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">...while black coffee continually streams down his mouthless face.</line>
<line start="794" end="823" speaker="strongsad">This part doesn't represent anything. I just...</line>
<line start="826" end="861" speaker="strongsad">always wanted to pour coffee on Coach Z.</line>
<line start="868" end="924" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Cut to a two-shot of you hashing it out with your innermost desires.</line>
<line start="928" end="1001" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">And we end on an extreme close-up of your reflection in the gooey filling of a jelly donut</line>
<line start="1003" end="1043" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">as you shed a single tear.</line>
<line start="1056" end="1130" speaker="strongsad">It's equal parts Lynchian, Fellinian, and Steve Buscemian, don't you think?</line>
<line start="1132" end="1145" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8" sfx="sfx">incomprehensible mumbling</line>
<line start="1148" end="1165" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Pilotwings...<strongbad sfx="sfx">incomprehensible mumbling</strongbad></line>
<line start="1168" end="1187" speaker="strongsad">Oh, never mind.</line>
<line start="1191" end="1248" speaker="strongsad">I'll go see what Strong Mad thinks of my Doug the Dino treatment.</line>
<line start="1250" end="1273" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="voiceover">DON'T BOTHER!</line>
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