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<line start="17" end="73" speaker="strongbad">Here I go once again with the email. Every week I hope that it's from a female.</line>
<line start="78" end="107" speaker="strongbad">Oh man! Not from a female.</line>

<line start="113" end="138" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, can you draw a dragon?"</line>
<line start="142" end="168" speaker="strongbad">"I want to see your skills of an artist."</line>
<line start="173" end="190" speaker="strongbad">Um, okay.</line>
<line start="192" end="227" speaker="strongbad">"Well, gee-two-gee, Kaizer from California."</line>
<line start="233" end="257" speaker="strongbad">A dragon? That's easy!</line>
<line start="262" end="310" speaker="strongbad">Feel free to follow along with my simple step-by-step instructions.</line>
<line start="317" end="337" speaker="strongbad">I make drawing FUN!!</line>

<line start="343" end="382">
<strongbad>To begin, draw an 'S', for snake...</strongbad>
<sfx>background music begins</sfx>
</line>
<line start="388" end="417" speaker="strongbad">...or...dragon. Um, whatever.</line>
<line start="422" end="453" speaker="strongbad">Next, we'll draw a more different S.</line>
<line start="462" end="505" speaker="strongbad">For the head, put a top mark on a long V.</line>
<line start="521" end="540" speaker="strongbad">Then you add some legs, </line>
<line start="559" end="588" speaker="strongbad">draw on a couple of arms, and...</line>
<line start="589" end="613" speaker="strongbad">Whoa... wait a minute.</line>
<line start="625" end="642" speaker="strongbad">I think I need to start over.</line>
<line start="650" end="678" speaker="strongbad">This thing doesn't look... natural.</line>
<line start="694" end="739" speaker="strongbad">Okay, starting again, the same way. S, more different S.</line>
<line start="745" end="770" speaker="strongbad">Close it up real good at the top for his head,</line>
<line start="775" end="846" speaker="strongbad">and then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.</line>
<line start="857" end="932" speaker="strongbad">Then, you can add smoke or fire, or maybe some wings. You know, if he's a...wing-a-ling dragon.</line>
<line start="938" end="971" speaker="strongbad">Let's put one of those beefy arms back on him for good measure.</line>
<line start="981" end="1030" speaker="strongbad">That looks really good. Comin' out of the back of his neck, there.</line>
<line start="1035" end="1049" speaker="strongbad">Now he needs a name.</line>
<line start="1058" end="1076" speaker="strongbad">How about...</line>
<line start="1077" end="1123" speaker="strongbad">"Trogdor the Burninator"!</line>
<line start="1132" end="1171" speaker="strongbad">Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty.</line>

<line start="1184" end="1200">
<strongbad>There's my dragon, Kaizer.</strongbad>
<sfx>background music ends</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1203" end="1229" speaker="strongbad">Let's see how the other students are doing.</line>

<line start="1270" end="1299" speaker="strongbad">All right! Whatta you got for me, Coach Z?</line>
<line start="1303" end="1335" speaker="coachz">Take a look there! I think she's lookin' pretty good!</line>
<line start="1347" end="1390" speaker="strongbad">
I said consummate V's! Consummate! Geez.
</line>
<line start="1400" end="1432" speaker="strongbad">Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.</line>
<line start="1436" end="1447" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">
That happened once!
</line>
<line start="1448" end="1484" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad. You just, keep doing your thing, man.</line>
<line start="1517" end="1529" speaker="strongbad">Get outta my house!</line>
<line start="1535" end="1575" speaker="homsar">I do what I'm told...</line>
<line start="1581" end="1607" speaker="strongbad">Oh crap! I didn't know you were doing one.</line>
<line start="1611" end="1654" speaker="strongsad">Oh, sure. I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too.</line>
<line start="1655" end="1695" speaker="strongsad">I employed some chiaroscuro shading, and...</line>
<line start="1696" end="1711" speaker="strongbad">I'll improve on your methods!</line>

<line start="1712" end="1719" speaker="strongsad">What?</line>
<line start="1738" end="1757" speaker="strongsad">That's not an improvement!</line>
<line start="1758" end="1791" speaker="strongbad">Bwahahaha! Trogdor strikes again!</line>
<line start="1801" end="1885">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!!</strongbad>
<sfx>music begins</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1889" end="1914" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">(singing) Trogdor was a man!</line>
<line start="1930" end="1937" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I mean...</line>
<line start="1942" end="1972" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He was a dragon-man!</line>
<line start="1983" end="2031" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, maybe he was just a dragon.</line>
<line start="2043" end="2052" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um...</line>
<line start="2066" end="2164" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But he was still TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!!</line>
<line start="2170" end="2205" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Burninating the countryside!</line>
<line start="2212" end="2249" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Burninating the peasants!</line>
<line start="2255" end="2287" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Burninating all the people,</line>
<line start="2293" end="2336" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!</line>
<line start="2354" end="2404">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!</strongbad>
<sfx>music ends</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2410" end="2461" speaker="strongbad">And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!!!</line>
<line start="2472" end="2484" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
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