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<line start="15" end="67" speaker="strongbad">Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! Doo doo doo doo doo.</line>
<line start="73" end="88" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="89" end="154" speaker="strongbad">"If you had both your hands removed at the wrists and could not have them replaced with prosthetic hands,"</line>
<line start="157" end="188" speaker="strongbad">"what 2 things would you have them replaced with?"</line>
<line start="189" end="211" speaker="strongbad">"Ryan Toronto"</line>
<line start="212" end="269" speaker="strongbad">Lemme think for a second, Ryan. Ooh! Ooh! I got it!</line>
<line start="272" end="306" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">One hand would have a bucket on it.</line>
<line start="310" end="358" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That way, I would always... have a bucket.</line>
<line start="362" end="408" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, for like, dumping oatmeal on stuff,</line>
<line start="410" end="428" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">for washing The Cheat,</line>
<line start="430" end="443" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="444" end="473" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and like, dropping the occasional beat.</line>
<line start="474" end="518" speaker="sfx">Strong Bad starts dropping a beat</line>
<line start="519" end="542" speaker="coachz">These peoples tried to fade me!</line>
<line start="568" end="599" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And also, I could sit on it when I get tired.</line>
<line start="604" end="625" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Sit right down on the bucket.</line>
<line start="632" end="667" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And the other hand would definitely be a bullhorn.</line>
<line start="668" end="707" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That way, everyone could hear all the important stuff I gotta say.</line>
<line start="710" end="752" speaker="strongbad">I am still awesome.</line>
<line start="779" end="796" speaker="strongbad">Seriously.</line>
<line start="811" end="900" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Coach! I wasn't trying to fade you. That wasn't me. I don't know who those peoples were.</line>
<line start="919" end="993" speaker="strongbad">Now I know you were all expecting me to pick things like guitars and lazor guns... but I—</line>
<line start="997" end="1078" speaker="strongbad">Aww, man! Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns? Bullhorn?! Pfft!</line>
<line start="1080" end="1148" speaker="strongbad">Like having a bucket for a hand's gonna get me any chicks... What was I thinking? </line>
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