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<line start="16" end="87" speaker="strongbad">Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle!</line>
<line start="88" end="109" speaker="strongbad">Hey mer S to the B</line>
<line start="110" end="147" speaker="strongbad">I was wondering what the nightlife is like in strongbadia?</line>
<line start="148" end="190" speaker="strongbad">What <i>kinda</i> hip clubs and fun hotspots are there to check out?</line>
<line start="191" end="217" speaker="strongbad">Soma-keenda-gooay</line>
<line start="218" end="254" speaker="strongbad">joshCO! Makers of funny products and funnier slogans.</line>
<line start="255" end="293" speaker="strongbad">Well, we only have one real fun hotspot.</line>
<line start="294" end="341" speaker="strongbad">As you may well have already guessed, I am of course talking about</line>
<line start="342" end="360"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Carrot and Kazoo Hill.</strongbad><sfx>crickets</sfx></line>
<line start="361" end="400" speaker="sfx">crickets</line>
<line start="401" end="420"><homestar>Whee.</homestar><sfx>crickets</sfx></line>
<line start="421" end="448"><strongsad>Good times.</strongsad><sfx>crickets</sfx></line>
<line start="449" end="492" speaker="strongbad">Man, the hill was jumpin' that night!</line>
<line start="493" end="552" speaker="strongbad">As far as clubs go, Club Technochocolate is about as kinda hip as it gets!</line>
<line start="553" end="577" speaker="strongbad">Some towns have party clubs, but we've got our very own bonafide pwawty cloughb!</line>
<line start="578" end="619"><strongbad>Some towns have party clubs, but we've got our very own bonafide pwawty cloughb!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="620" end="634" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="635" end="689"><strongbad>When I'm going out to the cloughb, I always like to take off my best shirt!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="690" end="703"><sfx>rip!</sfx><strongbad sfx="sfx">Huah!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="704" end="712"><sfx>spraying sound</sfx><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="713" end="758"><strongsad>Strong Bad, are you putting on body spray?</strongsad><sfx>spraying sound</sfx><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="759" end="793"><strongbad>Shut up! Guys don't wear body spray.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="794" end="813"><strongbad>This is uh...</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="814" end="871"><strongbad>the blood... of slain... warrior... mammoths.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="872" end="920"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Of course, the cloughb only lets the freshest clientèle inside.</strongbad><sfx>spraying sound</sfx><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="921" end="961"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">But my name has been laser-etched into the guest list by now.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="962" end="983"><strongmad>NAME PLEASE!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="984" end="1031"><strongbad>Come on, man, drop the act! I've gotta get into the pwawty cloughb.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1032" end="1068"><strongmad>YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1069" end="1114"><strongbad>The list?! You're looking at a greasy bag of fast food!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1115" end="1154"><strongmad>DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1155" end="1215"><strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad><strongbad>Wait, what? Strong Mad, did you just make a joke?!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1216" end="1254"><strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad><strongbad>That was pretty good! Now hows about letting me in?</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1255" end="1273"><strongmad>NAME PLEASE!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1274" end="1328"><strongbad>Uh... Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Johnson.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1329" end="1376"><strongmad>NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON!</strongmad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1377" end="1531" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="1532" end="1582"><bubs>Well if it isn't my main man Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.</bubs><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1583" end="1620"><strongbad>I need the brightest, glowiest drink in the house.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1621" end="1653"><bubs>How about a nice Pink Elephant Pants?</bubs><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1654" end="1673"><strongbad>I'll take it!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1674" end="1703"><bubs>That'll be $17.50.</bubs><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1704" end="1735"><strongbad>Whoa! You guys must be having a sale!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1736" end="1774"><marzipan>You don't look like you're having very much fun, Strong Sad.</marzipan><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1775" end="1805"><strongsad>Oh I'm having a great time.</strongsad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1806" end="1870"><strongsad>This is my favorite club to go to, and not dance.</strongsad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1871" end="1928"><strongsad>Sometimes I'll even think about dancing, and then not dance.</strongsad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="1929" end="2051"><strongsad>And if I'm feeling really crazy, I'll actually get out on the dance floor and bust some fresh not-dancing.</strongsad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2052" end="2100"><marzipan>Then how about I start busting some fresh not-hanging-out-with-you.</marzipan><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2101" end="2157" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="2158" end="2173"><homestar>Hey Strong Bad.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2174" end="2228"><strongbad>Homestar, get outta here! I'm doin my matin' dance.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2229" end="2261"><homestar>more, more...badges.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2262" end="2270"><strongbad>What?</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2271" end="2306"><homestar>Because I got more badges than you.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2307" end="2329"><strongbad>Homestar, are you asleep?</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2330" end="2364"><homestar>Because I sold more thin mints than you.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2365" end="2412"><strongbad>Homestar, are you asleep and dreaming that you're a girl scout?</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2413" end="2449"><homestar>No Ma'am, Troop Beverly Hills.</homestar><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2450" end="2516"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And at some point during the night, we all get 'treated' to Coach Z attempting to freestyle.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2517" end="2593"><coachz>One two one two, 'bout to freestyle... One two? One two?</coachz><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2594" end="2625"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I mean... count to two over and over again.</strongbad><coachz>Ha, one two one two!</coachz><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2626" end="2660"><coachz>Here I go! Hang on, One two.</coachz><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2661" end="2737"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And no night at the cloughb would be complete, without me getting tossed out on my leopard print hinders.</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2738" end="2751" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="2752" end="2795"><strongbad>It's not my fault! It's those light-èd floors!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2796" end="2834"><strongbad>I think my pants are mysteriously drawn to them!</strongbad><sfx>techno music</sfx></line>
<line start="2835" end="2851" speaker="sfx">techno music</line>
<line start="2852" end="2886" speaker="strongbad">So that's the nightlife around here, Soma.</line>
<line start="2887" end="2977" speaker="strongbad">Of course, there's also the pour rotten milk on Marzipan's prized petunias while she's asleep variety of nightlife as well,</line>
<line start="2978" end="3021" speaker="strongbad">but that's another email, for another time.</line>
<line start="3022" end="3076" speaker="strongbad">This has been Strong Bad, with Strong Bad E-mail One Eighty-Five.</line>
<line start="3077" end="3090" speaker="strongbad">Thanks for listening.</line>
<line start="3091" end="3124" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="3126" end="3169" speaker="announcer">Mmmintroducing the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.</line>
<line start="3170" end="3220" speaker="announcer">Because you people stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt.</line>
<line start="3227" end="3283" speaker="kingoftown">I call to order this meeting of Club Technochocolate.</line>
<line start="3284" end="3360" speaker="kingoftown">As you can see here, I dipped this motherboard in 70% cacao.</line>
<line start="3362" end="3375" speaker="sfx">crickets</line>
<line start="3376" end="3429"><homestar>Okay, girls. We're stuck in the woods, with no troop leader.</homestar><sfx>crickets</sfx></line>
<line start="3430" end="3472"><homestar>It's time to decide who we eat first.</homestar><sfx>crickets</sfx></line>
<line start="3473" end="3484" speaker="sfx">crickets</line>
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