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<line start="19" end="57" speaker="strongbad">Ohh! Electronic mail!</line>
<line start="63" end="80" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="80" end="128" speaker="strongbad">"My girlfriend is really annoying, because she calls me when I'm trying to study."</line>
<line start="128" end="140" speaker="strongbad">"What should I do?"</line>
<line start="141" end="165" speaker="strongbad">"Crapfully yours, Roy"</line>
<line start="167" end="209" speaker="strongbad">Oh, well! I think I might have a little piece of advice for you, Roy.</line>
<line start="216" end="257" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.4">Close the book and quit being such a dork-on!!!!!!!</line>
<line start="260" end="295" speaker="strongbad">I mean, this girl obviously has the hots for you man.</line>
<line start="295" end="317" speaker="strongbad">Why do you think she's calling you?</line>
<line start="317" end="392" speaker="strongbad">I mean, you've got the potential here, to get to 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base.</line>
<line start="392" end="459" speaker="strongbad">So unless you're studying a book called "This Book is Better than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base",</line>
<line start="459" end="508" speaker="strongbad">I suggest you hightail it over to your girlfriend's house ASAP, man!</line>
<line start="510" end="550" speaker="strongbad">And also, send me a copy of that book. 'Cause this sounds pretty good.</line>
<line start="554" end="575" speaker="strongbad">You know what...scratch that.</line>
<line start="580" end="598" speaker="strongbad">You keep studying Roy,</line>
<line start="598" end="628" speaker="strongbad">I'm going over to your girlfriend's house.</line>
<line start="635" end="638" speaker="sfx" volume="0.8">the Geddup Noise</line>
<line start="636" end="658" speaker="sfx" volume="0.8">footsteps</line>
<line start="744" end="771" speaker="sfx" volume="0.8">footsteps</line>
<line start="781" end="805" speaker="strongbad">Um, I forgot.</line>
<line start="805" end="836" speaker="strongbad">I don't know her name or where she lives,</line>
<line start="844" end="870" speaker="strongbad">but your girlfriend still loves me, Roy.</line>
<line start="870" end="886" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
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