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Calm down.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;297&quot; end=&quot;314&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Of course I&#039;ve got the internet.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;314&quot; end=&quot;354&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;How else could I download this awesome animated gif jif&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;354&quot; end=&quot;382&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;of a cute breakdancing rodent?&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;382&quot; end=&quot;394&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;ding&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;394&quot; end=&quot;429&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What??!! Eleven percent?&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;429&quot; end=&quot;466&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I started downloading this thing like two days ago! &lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;466&quot; end=&quot;485&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, that&#039;s &lt;strong&gt;it&lt;/strong&gt;!!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;485&quot; end=&quot;534&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Hold on to your fat, sweaty D&amp;D playing headsets, tech support.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;534&quot; end=&quot;578&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&#039;Cuz Strong Bad&#039;s about to Do-Sum-Bow-Dis!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;578&quot; end=&quot;589&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;swoosh&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;589&quot; end=&quot;600&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;phone ringing&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;600&quot; end=&quot;607&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;swoosh&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;607&quot; end=&quot;623&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Thank you for calling the internet,&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;623&quot; end=&quot;660&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;may I have your account number or identity theft, please?&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;660&quot; end=&quot;710&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No, but you can have a heapin&#039; helpin&#039; of my unbridled rage!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;710&quot; end=&quot;774&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Ma&#039;am, please calm down. Your CD tray is not a cup holder.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;774&quot; end=&quot;839&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I cannot help you clear your browser cache. No, I&#039;m not in India.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;839&quot; end=&quot;890&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Shut up and listen. My internet is crawling along like...&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;890&quot; end=&quot;906&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;something... &lt;span style=&quot;visibility: hidden&quot;&gt;funny... that crawls along.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;906&quot; end=&quot;918&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;something... funny... &lt;span style=&quot;visibility: hidden&quot;&gt;that crawls along.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;918&quot; end=&quot;939&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;something... funny... that crawls along.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;939&quot; end=&quot;967&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;All right, I can help you with that.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;967&quot; end=&quot;1010&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Please hold while I transfer you to someone who can help you with that.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1010&quot; end=&quot;1020&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What?!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1020&quot; end=&quot;1026&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Doo doot. &lt;span style=&quot;visibility: hidden&quot;&gt;Tch.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1026&quot; end=&quot;1031&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Doo doot. Tch.&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1031&quot; end=&quot;1042&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Doo doo dit. &lt;span style=&quot;visibility: hidden&quot;&gt;Tch.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1042&quot; end=&quot;1046&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Doo doo dit. Tch.&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1046&quot; end=&quot;1053&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Doot doo doot. &lt;span style=&quot;visibility: hidden&quot;&gt;Tch.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1054&quot; end=&quot;1059&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Doot doo doot. Tch.&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1059&quot; end=&quot;1076&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; It&#039;s the hold music, &lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1076&quot; end=&quot;1083&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; do doot. &lt;span style=&quot;visibility: hidden&quot;&gt;Tch.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1083&quot; end=&quot;1087&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; do doot. Tch.&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1087&quot; end=&quot;1098&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Pa doo doot. &lt;span style=&quot;visibility: hidden&quot;&gt;Tch.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1098&quot; end=&quot;1101&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Pa doo doot. Tch.&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1101&quot; end=&quot;1110&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Boodoo doo doot. &lt;span style=&quot;visibility: hidden&quot;&gt;Tch.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1110&quot; end=&quot;1114&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Boodoo doo doot. Tch.&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1114&quot; end=&quot;1137&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;&lt;i&gt;(singing)&lt;/i&gt; Hold music!&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1138&quot; end=&quot;1193&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;Thank you for holding. Your call is very unportant to us.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1193&quot; end=&quot;1216&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;The next available representative wi-&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1216&quot; end=&quot;1229&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;okay, I&#039;m back!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1229&quot; end=&quot;1292&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Lemme just verify your address so I can send you my weight in free sign-up CDs.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1292&quot; end=&quot;1308&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ugh, enough!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1308&quot; end=&quot;1355&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I&#039;m marching my pasty white bwathom down there to talk to the man in charge!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1355&quot; end=&quot;1361&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;geddup noise&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1361&quot; end=&quot;1410&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I&#039;m so glad we could get that resolved. Is there anything else I can&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1411&quot; end=&quot;1530&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;march music&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1531&quot; end=&quot;1592&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Well if it isn&#039;t my lone internet customer. How&#039;s e-business?&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1593&quot; end=&quot;1642&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Now listen here, old man Bubs! What&#039;s the big idea of throttling me down?!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1643&quot; end=&quot;1702&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Throttling you down?! That&#039;s not one of the ninety-nine ways I rip you off!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1703&quot; end=&quot;1753&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, back in the day I used to connect at twelve-hundred baud,&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1753&quot; end=&quot;1804&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;but ever since the &lt;em&gt;merger&lt;/em&gt;, I&#039;m lucky if I get twelve baud!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1804&quot; end=&quot;1817&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Hmm...&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1818&quot; end=&quot;1861&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Let&#039;s head down to the Datum Center and see what we can find.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1861&quot; end=&quot;1883&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Dat&#039;um sounds good.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1884&quot; end=&quot;1905&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;march music&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1906&quot; end=&quot;1960&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;So this is where the magic happens. I wonder where the trouble could be.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1960&quot; end=&quot;1985&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Yeah, I wonder.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1985&quot; end=&quot;2036&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;It&#039;s probably not this computer with the garden hose coming out of it.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2037&quot; end=&quot;2088&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Hey! Somebody&#039;s suckin&#039; up all my bandwidth!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2088&quot; end=&quot;2110&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;sucking noise&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2111&quot; end=&quot;2123&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Strong Mad!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2124&quot; end=&quot;2134&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;boing&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2135&quot; end=&quot;2177&quot;&gt;&lt;strongmad&gt;&lt;i&gt;(high pitched voice)&lt;/i&gt; I&#039;M A WEBSITE!&lt;/strongmad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2178&quot; end=&quot;2194&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;laughter&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2195&quot; end=&quot;2217&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;laughter&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;bubs sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;laughter&lt;/bubs&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2218&quot; end=&quot;2225&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad volume=&quot;1.2&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;laughter&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;bubs sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;laughter&lt;/bubs&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2226&quot; end=&quot;2234&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad sfx=&quot;yes&quot; volume=&quot;1.2&quot;&gt;laughter&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;bubs sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;laughter&lt;/bubs&gt;&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;regular laughter&lt;/strongmad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2235&quot; end=&quot;2249&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad sfx=&quot;yes&quot; volume=&quot;1.4&quot;&gt;laughter&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;bubs sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;laughter&lt;/bubs&gt;&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;regular laughter&lt;/strongmad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2250&quot; end=&quot;2262&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad sfx=&quot;yes&quot; volume=&quot;1.6&quot;&gt;laughter&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;bubs sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;laughter&lt;/bubs&gt;&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;regular laughter&lt;/strongmad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2263&quot; end=&quot;2271&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad sfx=&quot;yes&quot; volume=&quot;1.8&quot;&gt;laughter&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2277&quot; end=&quot;2293&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;ding&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2298&quot; end=&quot;2430&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;monophonic music&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2439&quot; end=&quot;2453&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;Preeeeow!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;!-- easter egg --&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2460&quot; end=&quot;2539&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;Homestar Runner theme music&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;/transcript&gt;<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> [[Category:English Subtitles]]<br /> </div> imported>HRWikiMirrorBot