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end=&quot;148&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Je me demandais si tu étais dans le livre des records.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;153&quot; end=&quot;170&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Si oui, pour quoi ?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;171&quot; end=&quot;188&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Nathan, TX.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;192&quot; end=&quot;219&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ooh, le Nathan TX !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;220&quot; end=&quot;281&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Il a genre, au moins quatre cylindres en plus que le Nathan de base.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;286&quot; end=&quot;305&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Et mieux côté à l&#039;argus, en plus.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;306&quot; end=&quot;337&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Je me souviens pas si je suis dans le livre des records ou non.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;337&quot; end=&quot;356&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;À mon avis, je devrais.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;357&quot; end=&quot;372&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Jetons un coup d&#039;œil.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;375&quot; end=&quot;385&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Un coup d&#039;œilivre !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;387&quot; end=&quot;414&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Bon, voyons ce qu&#039;on a là dedans.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;414&quot; end=&quot;436&quot;&gt;&lt;text&gt;Plus Longue Durée Sans Douches&lt;/text&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;y&quot;&gt;Soixante-cinq jours ?!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;439&quot; end=&quot;457&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;y&quot;&gt;C&#039;est &lt;em&gt;pas du tout&lt;/em&gt; à jour !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;460&quot; end=&quot;510&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;y&quot;&gt;Je suis sûr qu&#039;il a amélioré ça de plusieurs quinzaines de jours à ce stade.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;515&quot; end=&quot;540&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;y&quot;&gt;Couche La Plus Sa— Whoa !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;540&quot; end=&quot;566&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;y&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;tousse&lt;/sfx&gt; Café, œufs, bacon !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;568&quot; end=&quot;577&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;y&quot;&gt;Oh, dommage,&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;580&quot; end=&quot;620&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;y&quot;&gt;j&#039;ai accidentellement fait un petit déjeuner sur ce record sans intérêt.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;625&quot; end=&quot;655&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Il est clair que ce livre a besoin d&#039;être mis à jour.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;660&quot; end=&quot;677&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Commençons par le titre.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;678&quot; end=&quot;687&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Que dites-vous de :&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;688&quot; end=&quot;758&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Le Livre du Conte Longardeaux des Fêtes, Blagues de Ploucs et Records Mondiaux.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;759&quot; end=&quot;814&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Voilà un livre qui semble mériter sa place dans le panier des toilettes.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;816&quot; end=&quot;846&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Maintenant allons mettre à jour quelques uns ces records.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;846&quot; end=&quot;856&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;Bruit Du Levage&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;861&quot; end=&quot;878&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot; sfx=&quot;y&quot;&gt;fredonne&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;878&quot; end=&quot;890&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ça va, gras double ?&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;894&quot; end=&quot;905&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Combien tu pèses ?&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;910&quot; end=&quot;931&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Pourquoi tu veux savoir ça ?&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;933&quot; end=&quot;976&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Le Conte Longardeaux veut que je trouve de nouveaux records pour son livre des records.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;978&quot; end=&quot;1004&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Oh ! Alors &lt;em&gt;ceci&lt;/em&gt; devrait t&#039;intéresser !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1005&quot; end=&quot;1064&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;J&#039;ai retranscrit &lt;cite&gt;Le Paradis Perdu&lt;/cite&gt; sur ce simple grain de riz basmati !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1071&quot; end=&quot;1091&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;En quatre langues !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1091&quot; end=&quot;1131&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, ouais ! Ça c&#039;est &lt;em&gt;définitivement&lt;/em&gt; un record !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1133&quot; end=&quot;1163&quot;&gt;&lt;text&gt;Plus Gros Gâchis d&#039;Espace : Strong &quot;Le Plus Gros Gâchis d&#039;Espace&quot; Sad&lt;/text&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;buzzer&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1165&quot; end=&quot;1209&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Bon, Roi d&#039;la Ville, j&#039;ai besoin de records culinaires dégoûtants.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1210&quot; end=&quot;1260&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Essaye de, euh, manger un truc, et je suis sûr que t&#039;en gagneras plein sans même essayer.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1263&quot; end=&quot;1286&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;Ooh ! J&#039;aime manger !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1286&quot; end=&quot;1321&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;Aujourd&#039;hui je me fais un tas de sel géant !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1326&quot; end=&quot;1360&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;Vwoooooouuuuuuuuuuuu-foup!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1362&quot; end=&quot;1377&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Whoa ! Bien joué !&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;kingoftown sfx=&quot;y&quot;&gt;hoquet&lt;/kingoftown&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1387&quot; end=&quot;1407&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; sfx=&quot;y&quot;&gt;hoquet, hoquet&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1407&quot; end=&quot;1427&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Quoi, t&#039;as le hoquet ?&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;kingoftown sfx=&quot;y&quot;&gt;hoquet&lt;/kingoftown&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1430&quot; end=&quot;1471&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot;&gt;Non. Ça, mon ami, ce sont des crises cardiaques !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1472&quot; end=&quot;1483&quot;&gt;&lt;text&gt;(Homme ?) Le Moins Sain : Le Roi de la Ville&lt;/text&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;buzzer&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1493&quot; end=&quot;1500&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; sfx=&quot;y&quot;&gt;hoquet&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1510&quot; end=&quot;1575&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Comment appelle-t-on un plouc, sans dent, qui regarde des courses de stock cars toute la journée ?&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1578&quot; end=&quot;1593&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Ba-ha-ha-haaa !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1598&quot; end=&quot;1636&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Punaise, ils portent pas de chemises !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1638&quot; end=&quot;1700&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Alors, Coach Z, quel genre de merveilles as-tu à nous offrir ?&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1702&quot; end=&quot;1722&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Qui n&#039;a pas de rapport avec une douche ?&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1723&quot; end=&quot;1842&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Hé bien, je vais établir le record du monde de mettre neuf morceaux de gomme mâchés sur mon visage et chanter &quot;Je Suis Moi&quot; en sautant sur un pied ! &lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1844&quot; end=&quot;1886&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Coach...&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;Je suis moi ! Ne voyez-vous donc pas ?&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1889&quot; end=&quot;1928&quot;&gt;&lt;coachz&gt;Je suis juste un petit bourdon idiot !&lt;/coachz&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;cognement&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1929&quot; end=&quot;1948&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, arrête ça !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1950&quot; end=&quot;2007&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Écoute, tu peux pas juste inventer n&#039;importe quelle connerie que personne d&#039;autre ne fera et appeler ça un &quot;record&quot;.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2009&quot; end=&quot;2034&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Le Conte Longardeaux n&#039;accepterait jamais-&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2035&quot; end=&quot;2135&quot; speaker=&quot;homsar&quot;&gt;Je suis moi ! Ne voyez-vous donc pas ? Je suis juste un petit bourdon idiot !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2135&quot; end=&quot;2196&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Comment un plouc appelle un opossum mort en plein milieu de la route ?&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2198&quot; end=&quot;2216&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Ba-ha-ha-haa !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2217&quot; end=&quot;2236&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Probablement un sushi.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2236&quot; end=&quot;2250&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;soupir du public&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2258&quot; end=&quot;2285&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Bon, je crois que j&#039;en ai terminé.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2285&quot; end=&quot;2336&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Strong Mad a établit le record pour le Plus de Macaronis Cloués à un Tube d&#039;essuie-tout. &lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2340&quot; end=&quot;2357&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Par Strong Mad.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2362&quot; end=&quot;2391&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Marzipan a établit le Record Mondial du saut à la perche.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;text&gt;Étonnamment, Aucune Photo Disponible&lt;/text&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2397&quot; end=&quot;2424&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Et Bubs a gagné le Couple le Plus Mignon.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2428&quot; end=&quot;2449&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, attendez, je me suis oublié moi.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2454&quot; end=&quot;2488&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Je &lt;em&gt;dois&lt;/em&gt; être dans ce libre des records, quand même.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2494&quot; end=&quot;2520&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Je vais avoir le record de...&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2522&quot; end=&quot;2538&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;Paroles de Le Cheat&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2538&quot; end=&quot;2589&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Quoi ?! &quot;La bouche la plus rectangulaire&quot; ?! Ma bouche peut être ronde !&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2589&quot; end=&quot;2596&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;Paroles de Le Cheat&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2597&quot; end=&quot;2704&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;C&#039;est juste un tas de cOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOO—&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2705&quot; end =&quot;2720&quot;&gt;&lt;text&gt;Plus long &quot;Conneries&quot;, 13.4 Secondes : Le Strong Bad Humain&lt;/text&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;buzzer&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2730&quot; end=&quot;2759&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;—nneries. Conneries.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2760&quot; end=&quot;2781&quot;&gt;&lt;thepaper&gt;Preeeeeow&lt;/thepaper&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;/transcript&gt;<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> [[Category:French Subtitles]]<br /> </div> imported>HRWikiMirrorBot