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<line start="15" end="104" speaker="strongbad">(singing) Ow ow ow... Ow ow oww... Ow ow owww... Email...</line>
<line start="110" end="170" speaker="strongbad">"Dear S to the B, I noticed that you always have an extra plug socket open under your desk."</line>
<line start="172" end="245" speaker="strongbad">"Isn't there something cool you could plug in there? Simcity, Justin Cor-cor-an, mass."</line>
<line start="247" end="281" speaker="strongbad">Awww, I hate getting these mass emails!</line>
<line start="283" end="358" speaker="strongbad">REMOVE ME! UNSUBSCRIBE! TAKE ME OFFA LIST!</line>
<line start="364" end="404" speaker="strongbad">Well HUGE to the DORK, your timing couldn't be more perfect,</line>
<line start="405" end="475" speaker="strongbad">as I just received my new electric boots in the mail today. Check out these features.</line>
<line start="477" end="514" speaker="strongbad">No fewer than 8 lights flashing at any given time.</line>
<line start="516" end="563" speaker="strongbad">Whisper quiet, and, uh, check out that guy dancing with that hot girl.</line>
<line start="565" end="604" speaker="strongbad">That's gonna be me at the club, and the hot girl will be The Cheat—</line>
<line start="606" end="638" speaker="strongbad">Er, I mean, an actual hot girl.</line>
<line start="640" end="702" speaker="strongbad">(pretending to be guy) Hey there, fruit pie...the magician. Wanna dance?</line>
<line start="704" end="765" speaker="strongbad">(Teen Girl Squad voice) Yes, I would like to be your girlfriend based solely on your awesome boots.</line>
<line start="777" end="799" speaker="strongbad">All right, The Cheat, let's do this.</line>
<line start="801" end="816" speaker="thecheat" sfx="meh!">the Cheat noises</line>
<line start="818" end="840">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
</line>
<line start="841" end="880">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<strongbad>(shouting) Whoa! Check out those lights. They're flashing!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="881" end="881">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
</line>
<line start="882" end="893">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<thecheat sfx="meh!">questioning The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="894" end="894">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
</line>
<line start="895" end="924">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<strongbad>(shouting) I said check out the flashing lights!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="925" end="925">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
</line>
<line start="926" end="950">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<thecheat sfx="meh!">questioning The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="951" end="951">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
</line>
<line start="952" end="962">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<thecheat sfx="meh!">frustrated The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="963" end="993">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<strongbad>(shouting) Hey, where are you going? Wait up!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="994" end="1018">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<strongbad sfx="uh-huh">boots clanking</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1019" end="1052">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<strongbad>(shouting) I'm gonna need an extension cord.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1053" end="1067">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1067" end="1099">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<strongbad>(shouting) Attention all interested ladies:</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1100" end="1100">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1101" end="1147">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<strongbad>(shouting) Please have electrical sockets installed every 5 feet</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1148" end="1148">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1149" end="1200">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<strongbad>(shouting) before inviting me over to your apartment or dormroom.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1201" end="1201">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1202" end="1219">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<strongbad>(shouting) So, I guess I'm awex—</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1220" end="1241">
<sfx>boots stop humming</sfx>
<strongbad>(shouting in falsetto) SOME IS THE REASON WHY—</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1242" end="1283" speaker="strongbad">(still typing) Whoa. I guess these boots suck up a lot of energy.</line>
<line start="1285" end="1350" speaker="strongbad">(still typing) Maybe that's what "solid state" means. I suppose I can stop typing now.</line>
<line start="1352" end="1385" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna need some help finishing this email without power.</line>
<line start="1393" end="1413" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">laughter</line>
<line start="1414" end="1426" speaker="strongbad">What are you guys watching?</line>
<line start="1427" end="1437" speaker="strongsad">Shhh!</line>
<line start="1447" end="1468" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">laughter</line>
<line start="1469" end="1513" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">You guys are watching a picture of Andy Griffith's head taped to a TV?</line>
<line start="1515" end="1581" speaker="homestar">Hey, has it started yet? I brought some popcorn! Dang, Strong Bad, I like your boots.</line>
<line start="1583" end="1630" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'm going to need some help finishing up this email. Can somebody give me a hand?</line>
<line start="1631" end="1665" speaker="strongmad">WHEN THIS IS OVER!!!</line>
<line start="1686" end="1740">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<strongbad>(typing, shouting) Well, whatever your name was, the boots are back in action, and so am I.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1741" end="1741">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1742" end="1790">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<strongbad>(typing, shouting) I can already tell they're gonna be a hit when I wear them to da club this weekend.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1791" end="1791">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1792" end="1845">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<strongbad>(typing, shouting) The ladies can't resist flashing lights and an obnoxiously loud hum!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1846" end="1846">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1847" end="1870">
<sfx>boots humming loudly</sfx>
<strongbad>(shouting) All right, Strong Mad! Go!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1871" end="1906">
<sfx>boots stop humming</sfx>
<strongmad voiceover="ofcourseitis">(garbled) PREEEEOOOOW!</strongmad>
</line>
<line start="2027" end="2039" speaker="strongbad">Way to go, guys!</line>
<line start="2041" end="2101" speaker="strongbad">I doubt anyone could tell the difference between a regular email and this unplugged email!</line>
<line start="2103" end="2168" speaker="strongbad">Now keep holdin' it. Nobody move! Gonna be a long week!</line>
<line start="2268" end="2291" speaker="homestar">(rhythmically) I really got. I really gotta pee.</line>
<line start="2293" end="2316" speaker="homestar">(rhythmically) I really got. I really gotta pee pee.</line>
<line start="2318" end="2342" speaker="homestar">(rhythmically) I really got. I really gotta pee.</line>
<line start="2344" end="2368">
<homestar>(rhythmically) I really got. I really gotta pee pee.</homestar>
<strongsad>(rhythmically) I really got. I really gotta pee pee.</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="2370" end="2393">
<homestar>(rhythmically) I really got. I really gotta pee.</homestar>
<strongsad>(rhythmically) I really got. I really gotta pee.</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="2395" end="2421">
<homestar>(rhythmically) I really got. I really gotta pee pee.</homestar>
<strongsad>(rhythmically) I really got. I really gotta pee pee.</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="2423" end="2452" speaker="strongbad">That is a disgusting song.</line>
<line start="2461" end="2513">
<sfx>electrical sparks</sfx>
<kingoftown>This electricity bill is pretendous!</kingoftown>
</line>
<line start="2515" end="2581">
<sfx>music and boots humming</sfx>
<singers>All is on! Feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it! All is o—</singers>
</line>
<line start="2582" end="2591">
<sfx>powering down</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2592" end="2641" speaker="strongbad">All right, The Cheat! Let's keep this party movin'! On to the next club!</line>
<line start="2642" end="2690">
<strongbad sfx="bullhonkey">boots clanking</strongbad>
</line>
</transcript>
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