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<line start="15" end="95" speaker="strongbad">Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!</line>
<line start="102" end="159" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, I'd like to know...what is the secret to your pizzaz?"</line>
<line start="161" end="227" speaker="strongbad">"Why are you so cool? peace out dawg foo gangsta yo, Ryan N."</line>
<line start="232" end="263" speaker="strongbad">Umm... Did you just call me a dog food gangsta?</line>
<line start="267" end="307" speaker="strongbad">What is that supposed to mean? Ought I to be offended?</line>
<line start="312" end="368" speaker="strongbad">Anyways... The secret to my pizzaz/why am I so cool?</line>
<line start="374" end="408" speaker="strongbad">Hey, good questions Ryguy, let's ask me!</line>
<line start="415" end="444" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Tonight, on Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum:</line>
<line start="449" end="505" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Bad aims the barrel of his sawed-off journalism shotgun at his toughest interviewee yet...</line>
<line start="511" end="528" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">HIMSLEF!</line>
<line start="535" end="557" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Eh...I mean... himself.</line>
<line start="604" end="663" speaker="strongbad">Good evening, mostly people, and welcome to another night of hard-hitting, buffalo-style journalism!</line>
<line start="671" end="695" speaker="strongbad">As we say every show, let's...</line>
<line start="699" end="722" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">Get to tha point!</line>
<line start="727" end="737" speaker="strongbad">Welcome, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="742" end="753" speaker="strongbad">Thank you, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="758" end="837" speaker="strongbad">So... You're dressed like a ship's captain. Whuh... Um... Why are you dressed like a ship's captain?</line>
<line start="843" end="883" speaker="strongbad">I thought that I heard that it was... the latest style.</line>
<line start="890" end="955" speaker="strongbad">Absolutely not the case. So... You're still dressed like a ship's captain. Why is that?</line>
<line start="960" end="1038" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'm telling you, I either saw or read or hearditfromTheCheat that it's the latest style!</line>
<line start="1045" end="1107" speaker="strongbad">So you say. This "The Cheat" you mentioned... is he also dressed like a ship's captain?</line>
<line start="1111" end="1143" speaker="strongbad">Oh, no way. The Cheat's too cool for that.</line>
<line start="1148" end="1170" speaker="strongbad">But you don't seem to have that problem.</line>
<line start="1180" end="1239" speaker="strongbad">What... No, wait, you turned it all around on me! I'm cool! I have pizzaz!</line>
<line start="1244" end="1270" speaker="strongbad">Uh-huh. And a corncob pipe.</line>
<line start="1272" end="1326" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that's it! This interview is OVERRRR!</line>
<line start="1460" end="1522" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So after many fives of dollars and saying "Come oooonnnnnn!" a lot,</line>
<line start="1524" end="1552" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I got Strong Bad to agree to a second interview.</line>
<line start="1554" end="1590" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This time on his buffalo-style ranch in Strong Badia.</line>
<line start="1638" end="1702" speaker="strongbad">So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... What's the secret to your pizzaz?</line>
<line start="1710" end="1745" speaker="strongbad">Well, for starters, you've gotta have the three G's.</line>
<line start="1754" end="1761" speaker="strongbad">Gumption,</line>
<line start="1769" end="1825" speaker="strongbad">uh... gum, like, chew gum, and, um...</line>
<line start="1829" end="1838" speaker="strongbad">Gar...</line>
<line start="1845" end="1872" speaker="strongbad">gle. Minty gargle.</line>
<line start="1880" end="1931" speaker="strongbad">Minty... gargle. Is that really all you got?</line>
<line start="1937" end="1974" speaker="strongbad">Yeah... Yeah, pretty much.</line>
<line start="1977" end="1991" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1992" end="2002">
<strongbad>Hey, The Cheat!</strongbad>
<strongbad>Hey, The Cheat!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2003" end="2049" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2059" end="2093" speaker="strongbad">So, I never really got a straight answer outta me, RyGuy.</line>
<line start="2098" end="2130" speaker="strongbad">But if you wanna be cool and have pizzas like me,</line>
<line start="2134" end="2189" speaker="strongbad">it looks like the secret has a lot to do with fresh breath apparently.</line>
<line start="2193" end="2301" speaker="strongbad">Okay, before I go, I'd like to give a shout out to all my Dogfood Gangstas. Canned or Dry, We Neva Die. Colors.</line>
<line start="2308" end="2381" speaker="strongbad">Here goes The Strong Baaaaad. Oh, here goes The Strong Baaaaad!</line>
<line start="2407" end="2433" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Next week on Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum...</line>
<line start="2436" end="2499" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Watch as Strong Bad levels the business end of his 12-gauge journalism bazooka squarely at:</line>
<line start="2502" end="2530" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Biscuitdoughhandsman!</line>
<line start="2566" end="2649" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Here comes the Strong Bad! Here comes the Strong Bad! Yeeha!</line>
<line start="2650" end="2674" speaker="sfx">French Horn playing</line>
<line start="2675" end="2695">
<sfx>French Horn playing</sfx>
<sfx>Gunshot</sfx>
</line>
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