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'''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[Lappynapped!]].''' [https://homestarrunner.com/lappynapped.html watch this toon]
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<line start="33" end="55" speaker="sfx">phone dialing</line>
<line start="60" end="74" speaker="sfx">ring</line>
<line start="87" end="97" speaker="sfx">ring</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="99" end="123" speaker="strongbad">Thank you for calling attractive Strong Bad.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="128" end="213" speaker="strongbad">If you have any information regarding my missing and full-on favorite fold-em-up computer, please leave your name and number.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="222" end="265" speaker="strongbad">And if you have any hot lixx, please shred them after the tone.</line>
<line start="280" end="285" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="293" end="326" speaker="distorted">Hello, Strong Bad. I'm waiting for you.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="330" end="393"><sfx>coughing</sfx><strongsad voiceover="yes">Oh, excuse me! I had one of those spit bubbles stuck in my throat.</strongsad></line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="400" end="441" speaker="strongsad">Anyways, I'm waiting for you here at the bus station.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="445" end="515" speaker="strongsad">I just got back from my trip to the Regrettable History Museum. And you were supposed to pick me up.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="523" end="540" speaker="strongsad">3 days ago.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="548" end="585" speaker="strongsad">I guess I'll just be waitin' for you here at the staysh.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="596" end="657" speaker="strongsad">Listen to me... I've been here so long I'm on a nickname basis with the bus station.</line>
<line start="674" end="679" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="683" end="770" speaker="sfx">bad guitar solo</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="770" end="889" speaker="kingoftown">Ow! In case your mind wasn't totally blown by that blathering solo, my name's "Furious Fingers," from Los Angeles.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="900" end="920" speaker="kingoftown">I'm from L.A.!</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="928" end="1002" speaker="kingoftown">I own seventeen guitars, with a combined total of forty-three necks.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="1008" end="1097" speaker="kingoftown">I can provide my own leather pants, and a really cool castle where we can shoot all our videos.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="1105" end="1155" speaker="kingoftown">Oh, and I also did not eat your laptop computer.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="1163" end="1230" speaker="kingoftown">Gimme a call, "Furious Fingers", "Ow", "Leather pants", "from L.A."</line>
<line start="1235" end="1240" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="1244" end="1283" speaker="marzipan">Hi Strong Bad. This is your next-door neighbor the crocodile.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="1288" end="1349" speaker="marzipan">Can I borrow a cup of sugar? I'm going to make some puppy-dough cookies tonight...</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="1349" end="1400"><sfx>coughing</sfx><homestar voiceover="yes">Ooh! Got a spit bubble stuck in my throat.</homestar></line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="1405" end="1459" speaker="homestar">Anyway Strong Bad, I was serious about the sugar. And... the crocodile thing.</line>
<line start="1465" end="1470" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line voiceover="yes" start="1493" end="1531" speaker="dolph">Thank you for calling Dolph Hauldhagen, the Instruc-TOR.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="1538" end="1581" speaker="dolph">How many times a day do you ask yourself, "Why do I suck?"</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="1589" end="1646" speaker="dolph">I firmly believe that with my battle axe lessons, we can cut that down to two or three.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="1652" end="1688" speaker="dolph">Meet me Wednesday nights at 6 PM in Monty Gym.</line>
<line voiceover="yes" start="1694" end="1764" speaker="dolph">Oh, and leave your axe in your car until the Pilates class is over. Man, those chicks scare easy.</line>
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