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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="fisheyelens.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="35" end="50" speaker="coachz">Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="51" end="70" speaker="coachz">Strong Bad, wake up!</line>
<line start="71" end="85" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">mumbling</line>
<line start="86" end="101" speaker="strongbad">Blackthorne.</line>
<line start="102" end="109" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">more mumbling</line>
<line start="110" end="130" speaker="coachz">The people need your help!</line>
<line start="131" end="143" speaker="strongbad">Wait, the who?</line>
<line start="144" end="159" speaker="coachz">I mean the pyorple!</line>
<line start="160" end="166" speaker="strongbad">There you go!</line>
<line start="167" end="178" speaker="coachz">They need your help!</line>
<line start="179" end="224" speaker="coachz">It's been too long since they had a number one jam.</line>
<line start="225" end="270" speaker="coachz">They been scrapin' dope rhymes up off the kitchen floor</line>
<line start="271" end="288" speaker="coachz">just to survive!</line>
<line start="289" end="317" speaker="strongbad">Another number one jam?</line>
<line start="318" end="344">
<strongbad>All right, I'll do it.</strongbad>
<sfx>rap beat begins</sfx>
</line>
<line start="349" end="363" speaker="strongbad">For the pyorple.</line>
<line start="368" end="398" speaker="strongbad">Woke up this mornin' in a rap song video</line>
<line start="399" end="426" speaker="coachz">Can ya help me with my hip hop ditty, yo?</line>
<line start="427" end="451" speaker="strongbad">Well, Coach Z, that all depends</line>
<line start="452" end="484" speaker="strongbad">Can ya get ya green mittens on a fisheye lens?</line>
<line start="485" end="495" speaker="sfx">Waughmp waughmp</line>
<line start="496" end="522" speaker="coachz">I'm sorry, did you just say, "Waughmp waughmp"?</line>
<line start="524" end="550" speaker="strongbad">That's right! And you know what that means!</line>
<line start="551" end="557" speaker="coachz">I don't!</line>
<line start="558" end="580" speaker="strongbad">Things are about to get</line>
<line start="581" end="596" speaker="strongbad">...bulbous.</line>
<line start="608" end="630">
<coachz>Waughmp waughmp! I bought a fisheye lens</coachz>
<strongbad>Waughmp waughmp! I bought a fisheye lens</strongbad>
<sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
</line>
<line start="631" end="660">
<coachz>And make a rap videro with a couple of friends</coachz>
<strongbad>And make a rap video with a couple of friends</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="661" end="665">
<coachz>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
<strongbad>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="666" end="677">
<coachz>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
<strongbad>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
<sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
</line>
<line start="678" end="690">
<coachz>All the ladies and mens</coachz>
<strongbad>All the ladies and mens</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="691" end="725">
<coachz>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens</coachz>
<strongbad>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="734" end="754" speaker="coachz">Hey, that chorus wasn't kidding!</line>
<line start="755" end="782" speaker="coachz">Check out how cool my rap points look!</line>
<line start="783" end="797" speaker="strongbad">With a fisheye lens,</line>
<line start="798" end="836" speaker="strongbad">You don't need to know how to rap, or skateboard, or do anything well!</line>
<line start="841" end="874" speaker="strongbad">Just put the camera on the ground and aim it up</line>
<line start="875" end="900" speaker="coachz">My kicks look huge and my crew looks tough</line>
<line start="901" end="917" speaker="strongbad">We got bulbous hands</line>
<line start="918" end="932" speaker="coachz">And bulbous feet</line>
<line start="933" end="946" speaker="strongbad">Turn your back to the camera</line>
<line start="947" end="968">
<coachz>Shake those bulbous cheeks!</coachz>
<strongbad>Shake those bulbous cheeks!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="970" end="985" speaker="coachz">Aw, look at that!</line>
<line start="986" end="1010" speaker="coachz">I've got a considerable rear shelf!</line>
<line start="1011" end="1026" speaker="strongbad">That makes me uncomfortable!</line>
<line start="1027" end="1035">
<coachz>Waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
<sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1036" end="1051">
<coachz>I bought a fisheye lens</coachz>
<strongbad>I bought a fisheye lens</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1052" end="1081">
<coachz>And make a rap videro with a couple of friends</coachz>
<strongbad>And make a rap video with a couple of friends</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1082" end="1086">
<coachz>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
<strongbad>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1087" end="1097">
<coachz>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
<strongbad>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
<sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1098" end="1111">
<coachz>All the ladies and mens</coachz>
<strongbad>All the ladies and mens</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1112" end="1141">
<coachz>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens</coachz>
<strongbad>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1142" end="1171" speaker="coachz">And once you use the fisheye, well, you just can't stap</line>
<line start="1172" end="1187" speaker="coachz">It used to be kind of expensive</line>
<line start="1188" end="1203" speaker="coachz">But then the price draeerrrrrrped</line>
<line start="1204" end="1233" speaker="coachz">But then the price draeerrrrrrped</line>

<line start="1234" end="1257" speaker="strongbad">I jumped in slow motion</line>
<line start="1258" end="1271" speaker="strongbad">Off the curb</line>
<line start="1272" end="1287" speaker="strongbad">Without a skateboard</line>
<line start="1288" end="1301" speaker="strongbad">That should look absurd</line>
<line start="1302" end="1321" speaker="strongbad">But with my fisheye lens</line>
<line start="1322" end="1337" speaker="strongbad">Hey, haven't ya heard?</line>
<line start="1338" end="1357" speaker="strongbad">I got the moves so smooth</line>
<line start="1358" end="1373" speaker="strongbad">Make ya mom say:</line>
<line start="1388" end="1419" speaker="other">Those are some exceptionally smooth moves.</line>
<line start="1420" end="1427" speaker="sfx">scratching noises</line>

<line start="1428" end="1434" speaker="strongbad">Coach Z!</line>
<line start="1435" end="1442" speaker="coachz">SB!</line>
<line start="1443" end="1455" speaker="strongbad">Whatcha got for me?</line>
<line start="1456" end="1463" speaker="coachz">I got the</line>
<line start="1464" end="1466" speaker="strongbad">F-I-S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!</line>
<line start="1467" end="1470" speaker="coachz">F-I-S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!</line>
<line start="1471" end="1473" speaker="strongbad">F-I-S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!</line>
<line start="1474" end="1477" speaker="coachz">F-I-S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!</line>
<line start="1478" end="1480" speaker="strongbad">F-I-S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!</line>
<line start="1481" end="1483" speaker="coachz">F-I-S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!</line>
<line start="1484" end="1486" speaker="strongbad">F-I-S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!</line>
<line start="1487" end="1496" speaker="strongbad">F-I-S-H-E-Y-E! Lens!</line>
<line start="1497" end="1516" speaker="coachz">Let's pretends I got ten girlfriends</line>
<line start="1517" end="1531" speaker="coachz">And make amends in my Benz</line>
<line start="1532" end="1546" speaker="coachz">With a fisheye lens</line>
<line start="1547" end="1551" speaker="coachz">It goes</line>

<line start="1552" end="1560">
<strongbad>Waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
<sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1561" end="1576">
<coachz>I bought a fisheye lens</coachz>
<strongbad>I bought a fisheye lens</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1577" end="1606">
<coachz>And make a rap videos with a couple of friends</coachz>
<strongbad>And make a rap videos with a couple of friends</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1607" end="1611">
<coachz>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
<strongbad>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1612" end="1622">
<coachz>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</coachz>
<strongbad>It goes, waughmp waughmp!</strongbad>
<sfx>Waughmp waughmp</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1623" end="1636">
<coachz>All the ladies and mens</coachz>
<strongbad>All the ladies and mens</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1637" end="1679">
<coachz>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens!</coachz>
<strongbad>They know everything is better with a fisheye lens!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1680" end="1716" speaker="strongbad">Man, fisheye lens, I bet you could make even lame stuff look cool!</line>
<line start="1717" end="1723" speaker="coachz">Yeah, yeah!</line>
<line start="1724" end="1750" speaker="strongbad">What about tax papers?</line>
<line start="1751" end="1779" speaker="coachz">Oh, look at how cool those papes look!</line>
<line start="1780" end="1809" speaker="coachz">How about a pair of tan pants!</line>
<line start="1810" end="1852" speaker="strongbad">Ooooh! Somebody say country dish towel!</line>
<line start="1853" end="1873">
<coachz>Country dish towel!</coachz>
<all>Country dish towel!</all>
</line>
<line start="1874" end="1882" speaker="homestar">Ahem!</line>
<line start="1883" end="1910" speaker="homestar">I have an idea of what we could try</line>
<line start="1911" end="1943" speaker="homestar">What happens if you point it at a real fish eye?</line>
<line start="1944" end="1954" speaker="sfx">splat</line>
<line start="1955" end="2011" speaker="sfx">powered by The Cheat computer UI sounds</line>
<line start="2012" end="2048" speaker="sfx">whoosh</line>
<line start="2049" end="2062" speaker="sfx">popping</line>
<line start="2063" end="2086">
<strongbad>Aw, man!</strongbad>
<coachz>Aw, dag!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="2087" end="2102" speaker="coachz">What happened to the honeys?</line>
<line start="2103" end="2124" speaker="strongbad">Bring back the fisheye!</line>
<line start="2125" end="2161" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, you broke our rap song video!</line>
<line start="2162" end="2215" speaker="coachz">You turned us into a Dixieland jazz band!</line>
<line start="2216" end="2245" speaker="homestar">Why y'all gotta be dissin' on Dixieland?</line>
<line start="2246" end="2260" speaker="homestar">I think it's great!</line>
<line start="2261" end="2289" speaker="homestar">It's got several syncopations.</line>
<line start="2290" end="2311" speaker="homestar">Several syncopations</line>
<line start="2312" end="2314">
<strongbad>Awwwwwwwwww!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2315" end="2316">
<strongbad>Awwwwwwwwww!</strongbad>
<homestar>Several syncopations, several syncopations tonight!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2317" end="2337">
<strongbad>Awwwwwwwwww!</strongbad>
<homestar>Several syncopations, several syncopations tonight!</homestar>
<coachz>Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeehhorrrrrp!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="2338" end="2356">
<strongbad>Awwwwwwwwww!</strongbad>
<homestar>Several syncopations, several syncopations tonight!</homestar>
<coachz>Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeehhorrrrrp!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="2357" end="2376">
<strongbad>Awwwwwwwwww!</strongbad>
<homestar>Several syncopations, several syncopations tonight!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2377" end="2389" speaker="sfx">Waughmp waughmp</line>
<line start="2422" end="2451">
<singers>Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
</line>
<line start="2452" end="2469">
<singers>Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
<singers volume="0.9">Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
<singers volume="0.9">Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
</line>
<line start="2470" end="2503">
<singers>Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
<singers volume="0.9">Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
<singers volume="0.9">Several syncopations tonight!</singers>
</line>
<line start="2513" end="2540" speaker="oldstrongbad">Waughmp waughmp, I say! Waughmp waughmp!</line>
<line start="2541" end="2591" speaker="oldstrongbad">Everything is better with this pescatary oculation!</line>
<line start="2607" end="2634" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! That was incredible!</line>
<line start="2635" end="2761" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">babbling</line>
<line start="2762" end="2689" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">rhythmic babbling</line>
<line start="2690" end="2794">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">rhythmic babbling</strongbad>
<sfx>keyboard beats</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2795" end="2828" speaker="strongbad">I'm buying you a pizzaaaaa!</line>
<line start="2829" end="2836" speaker="sfx">splat</line>
<line start="2844" end="2865" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">The Cheat fanfare noise</line>
<line start="2875" end="2884" speaker="strongbad">Whoa!</line>
<line start="2885" end="2921" speaker="strongbad">Guess I can conjure ceiling pizzas now.</line>
</transcript>
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