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<line start="21" end="30" speaker="sfx">zip</line>
<line start="31" end="38" speaker="sfx">snap</line>
<line start="39" end="48" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="53" end="61" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system is bald! The system is bald! The system is bald!</line>
<line start="62" end="75" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system is bald! The system is bald! The system is bald!</line>
<line start="76" end="85" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system is bald! The system is bald! The system is bald!</line>
<line start="86" end="97" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system is bald! The system is bald! The system is bald!</line>
<line start="98" end="107" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system is bald! The system is bald! The system is bald!</line>
<line start="108" end="121" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system is bald! The system is bald! The system is bald!</line>
<line start="122" end="126" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Bald bald bald bald</line>
<line start="127" end="132" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Bald bald bald bald</line>
<line start="133" end="137" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Bald bald bald bald</line>
<line start="138" end="142" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Bald bald bald bald</line>
<line start="143" end="153" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE!</line>
<line start="154" end="163" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE!</line>
<line start="164" end="173" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE!</line>
<line start="174" end="184" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE!</line>
<line start="185" end="191" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Doom doom doom doom</line>
<line start="192" end="196" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Doom doom doom doom</line>
<line start="197" end="202" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Doom doom doom doom</line>
<line start="202" end="205" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Doom doom doom doom</line>
<line start="206" end="214" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system is bald!</line>
<line start="215" end="229" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system is bald!</line>
<line start="230" end="258" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Dah dah doh-la dah dah</line>
<line start="259" end="273"><strongbad voiceover="yes">Now go have a Cold One with Ned Flanders!</strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="274" end="346"><strongbad voiceover="yes">Now go have a Cold One with Ned Flanders!</strongbad><sfx>piano ditty plays</sfx></line>
<line start="347" end="357" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="358" end="384" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Impressive Homestar costume!</line>
<line start="385" end="416" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">I see you made him with his rectangle mouth,</line>
<line start="417" end="431" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">which I like to call "Cartridge Mouth Homestar"!</line>
<line start="432" end="451" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">which I like to call "Cartridge Mouth Homestar"!</line>
<line start="453" end="528" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">I'm always just tempted to shove a VHS tape or a dusty ol' musty Game Pak right in there.</line>
<line start="541" end="572" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yeah also">I found that SHMUPs taste best.</line>
<line start="573" end="596" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yeah still">You know, like Xelio...gravius... IV.</line>
<line start="597" end="611" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yeah still">You know, like Xelio...gravius... IV.</line>
<line start="612" end="624" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yeah still">You know, like Xelio...gravius... IV.</line>
<line start="629" end="642" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yeah still">That's a good game.</line>
<line start="644" end="659" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="660" end="675" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Hey, there's actually some pretty good-looking Coach Z costumes this year!</line>
<line start="676" end="688" voiceover="yeah"><strongbad>Hey, there's actually some pretty good-looking Coach Z costumes this year!</strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="689" end="703" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Hey, there's actually some pretty good-looking Coach Z costumes this year!</line>
<line start="704" end="715" voiceover="yeah"><strongbad>You guys have really—</strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="716" end="725" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Oh, the pain!</line>
<line start="726" end="729" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="730" end="745" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Ohhh, the mercy!</line>
<line start="746" end="776" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">All right, you guys, I'm callin' it!</line>
<line start="777" end="828" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">I don't wanna see anybody wearin' these skin-tight green jobs next year!</line>
<line start="829" end="860" speaker="coachz" voiceover="inapropro">Okay, you asked for it!</line>
<line start="861" end="875" voiceover="inapropro"><coachz sfx="ew">humming</coachz><sfx>rustling</sfx></line>
<line start="876" end="885" voiceover="inapropro"><coachz sfx="ew">humming</coachz><sfx>rustling</sfx><sfx>squishing</sfx></line>
<line start="886" end="908" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Ah! I was talkin' about the fans!</line>
<line start="912" end="965" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">And what did I tell you about humming those saucy "getting undressed" songs?</line>
<line start="967" end="982" speaker="homestar" voiceover="totally">Ina-pro-pro!</line>
<line start="983" end="994" voiceover="totally"><homestar>Ina-pro-pro!</homestar><sfx>buzzer</sfx></line>
<line start="995" end="1006" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="1012" end="1024" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
<line start="1027" end="1044" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Oh my dear yes!</line>
<line start="1048" end="1086" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Gonna have to get... analogous on this one.</line>
<line start="1088" end="1148" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">This guy's costume is to Cardgage as Cardgage is to Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1150" end="1184" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">He's like a Cardgage among Cardgages.</line>
<line start="1187" end="1210" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">He's like Cardgage squared!</line>
<line start="1213" end="1226" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Aw, and look.</line>
<line start="1227" end="1266" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Somebody finally took him to Chick-fil-A.</line>
<line start="1268" end="1279" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="1283" end="1319" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Hey, that's a dead-on D n' D Greg and What's Her Face!</line>
<line start="1320" end="1359" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">And your wall even dressed up as D n' D Greg's front hallway!</line>
<line start="1361" end="1411" speaker="dndgreg">The KROKUS banner on my front porch drew her near...</line>
<line start="1412" end="1471" speaker="dndgreg">And this SLAYER poster in my hallway won her heart.</line>
<line start="1474" end="1483" speaker="whatsherface">Uhh... I like pavement.</line>
<line start="1484" end="1504" speaker="whatsherface">Uhh... I like pavement.</line>
<line start="1506" end="1518" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="1522" end="1575" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">B-whoa-ho-ho! If I came out of the bathroom and saw that thing standing in the hallway,</line>
<line start="1576" end="1610" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I'd call in the SWAT flamethrower strike team.</line>
<line start="1613" end="1668" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Uh, yes, officer, there's a seven-foot-tall Homestar Runner with saggy ankles standing in my s-st-stounch!</line>
<line start="1669" end="1673" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Uh, yes, officer, there's a seven-foot-tall Homestar Runner with saggy ankles standing in my s-st-stounch!</line>
<line start="1674" end="1689" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Uh, yes, officer, there's a seven-foot-tall Homestar Runner with saggy ankles standing in my s-st-stounch!</line>
<line start="1694" end="1749" voiceover="true"><strongbad sfx="true">laughing</strongbad><strongbad>That's what we call the area between the bathroom and the laundry room.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1753" end="1765" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">The stounch.</line>
<line start="1770" end="1784" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Come and get him. In my stounch.</line>
<line start="1785" end="1798" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Come and get him. In my stounch.</line>
<line start="1800" end="1807" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="1808" end="1825" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
<line start="1842" end="1853" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="1858" end="1903" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">So wait. You didn't actually dress up as Strong Sad or Marzipan...</line>
<line start="1904" end="1945" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">You dressed up as the people they dressed up as one time...</line>
<line start="1946" end="1994" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And then painstakingly recreated the scene in which they appeared.</line>
<line start="1999" end="2059" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Well, that sounds exactly like the kinda nerdy thing those two losers would be into anyways.</line>
<line start="2061" end="2073" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">So good job!</line>
<line start="2076" end="2086" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="2091" end="2172" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Nothing like dressing up as an obscure Internet cartoon's even more obscure DVD bonus feature.</line>
<line start="2177" end="2231" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Mo-Cap Strong Bad. More like, Mowed Down Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="2232" end="2237" speaker="sfx">vehicle motor</line>
<line start="2238" end="2241"><sfx>vehicle motor</sfx><sfx>crash</sfx></line>
<line start="2242" end="2291" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">'Cause it's a very— there's a lot of black... in the costume.</line>
<line start="2297" end="2311" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Might be hard to see.</line>
<line start="2312" end="2323" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="2326" end="2365" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Finally, Large Bean's getting the respect he deserves!</line>
<line start="2366" end="2375" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="2376" end="2413" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Hey! No fair blurring out the rest of your living room!</line>
<line start="2414" end="2460" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">How am I supposed to make fun of your family's terrible taste in decor?</line>
<line start="2462" end="2473" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="2474" end="2541" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">"AaAaAaAaA! I'm a tall kitty in a pumpkin bag!"</line>
<line start="2544" end="2614" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Or, "don't froth up, I unplugged the papasan!"</line>
<line start="2616" end="2660" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Man! Middle America's houses are rife with Homsar quotes!</line>
<line start="2662" end="2673" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="2677" end="2740" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="why yes!">Yes, feast your depression-era eyes on Strong Bad's Flavor-Taste Tricks and Treats!</line>
<line start="2745" end="2792" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="why yes!">A spoonful of bakinged soda one could mistake for sugar!</line>
<line start="2793" end="2866" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="why yes!">And some molasses bequeathed to me by a goat, upon its untimely demise!</line>
<line start="2870" end="2903" speaker="oldstrongbad" voiceover="why yes!">Strong Bad is your number one candym'n!</line>
<line start="2904" end="2914" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="2916" end="2922" voiceover="true"><strongbad>You guys. You guys! You guys!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2923" end="2927" voiceover="true"><strongbad>You guys. You guys! You guys!</strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2928" end="2933" voiceover="true"><strongbad>You guys. You guys! You guys!</strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2934" end="2938" voiceover="true"><strongbad>You guys. You guys! You guys!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2939" end="2944" voiceover="true"><strongbad>You guys. You guys! You guys!</strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2945" end="2949" voiceover="true"><strongbad>You guys. You guys! You guys!</strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2950" end="2959" voiceover="true"><strongbad>You guys. You guys! You guys!</strongbad></line>
<line start="2962" end="2999" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">These are good costumes. These are great costumes!</line>
<line start="3003" end="3052" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">But why, in the year of our King of Town 2017,</line>
<line start="3053" end="3115" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">when everyone has a 12-jillion gregapixel camera in their pockets,</line>
<line start="3116" end="3211" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">do you send me pictures that look like they were taken on your grandma's candy flip-phone that you don't have the heart to tell her it's not a real phone?!</line>
<line start="3217" end="3289" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">"But I had such good conversations with Little Protelzo!"</line>
<line start="3297" end="3341" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">That's her— that's her grandson. Little Protelzo.</line>
<line start="3346" end="3357" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="3360" end="3396" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Okay, this costume thing is not a contest.</line>
<line start="3397" end="3412" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">But you guys... win the costume contest.</line>
<line start="3413" end="3423" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">But you guys... win the costume contest.</line>
<line start="3424" end="3433" voiceover="true"><strongbad>But you guys... win the costume contest.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3434" end="3450" voiceover="true"><strongbad>It's all here!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3451" end="3484" voiceover="true"><strongbad>Il Cartographer's floppy hat! And flag!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3485" end="3505" voiceover="true"><strongbad>And maps to the restroom!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3506" end="3550" voiceover="true"><strongbad>The insidious Mr. Cheatayama with his trademark whisk!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3551" end="3611" voiceover="true"><strongbad>And you even took the picture in front of a depressing basement wall with some sheets taped to it!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3612" end="3647" voiceover="true"><strongbad>That was an actual venue we used to wrestle in!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3649" end="3680" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">That's where il Cartographer finally won: the Continental Breakfast title belt.</line>
<line start="3681" end="3691" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">That's where il Cartographer finally won: the Continental Breakfast title belt.</line>
<line start="3692" end="3715" voiceover="true"><strongbad>That's where il Cartographer finally won: the Continental Breakfast title belt.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3716" end="3737" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><singers>il Cartographer!</singers></line>
<line start="3738" end="3746" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx> <leadsinger>He won the title match!</leadsinger></line>
<line start="3747" end="3754" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><singers>il Cartographer!</singers><leadsinger>He won the title match!</leadsinger></line>
<line start="3755" end="3769" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><singers>il Cartographer!</singers></line>
<line start="3770" end="3779" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx> <leadsinger>He took-a no crap!</leadsinger></line>
<line start="3780" end="3785" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><singers>il Cartographer!</singers><leadsinger>He took-a no crap!</leadsinger></line>
<line start="3786" end="3797" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><singers>il Cartographer!</singers></line>
<line start="3798" end="3820" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx> <leadsinger>He's gonna draw another map!</leadsinger></line>
<line start="3821" end="3822"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3823" end="3851" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><singers>He's the il Cartographer!</singers></line>
<line start="3852" end="3905" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>I claim-a this belt in the name of Bubsmfort Inn & Suites!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3906" end="3936" voiceover="true"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Home of the free continental breakfast!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3937" end="3969" voiceover="true"><sfx volume="0.5">music</sfx><strongbad volume="0.8">Located just past Carrot-Kazoo Hill, one mile south of the Yello Dello.</strongbad></line>
<line start="3972" end="4009" speaker="bubs">Make yourself Bubsmfortable!</line>
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