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<line start="21" end="30" speaker="sfx">zip</line>
<line start="31" end="41" speaker="sfx">snap</line>
<line start="41" end="48" speaker="sfx">click</line>
<line start="51" end="115" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Stiny! I said get me a Danish! That is clearly a coffee cake!</line>
<line start="118" end="162" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yup">Also, watch out for Portrait-of-a-Catman!</line>
<line start="165" end="181" speaker="other">Meow peow!</line>
<line start="186" end="198"><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="205" end="253" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="uh-huh">Is that Ab-Abber Strong Bad with limited edition Gunhavette?</line>
<line start="255" end="305" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="totally">Oh man, she was only available by mail order until she got recalled,</line>
<line start="306" end="342" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">because Cheap As Free Toys mistakenly printed, "Ob'm know. Maybe eat it, kids." on the package.</line>
<line start="343" end="374" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">because Cheap As Free Toys mistakenly printed, "Ob'm know. Maybe eat it, kids." on the package.</line>
<line start="375" end="390" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">because Cheap As Free Toys mistakenly printed, "Ob'm know. Maybe eat it, kids." on the package.</line>
<line start="397" end="412" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">An honest mistake.</line>
<line start="420" end="433"><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="436" end="486" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Not a Bubs costume, but a Bubs costume costume.</line>
<line start="487" end="528" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">You gotta love those second- and third-generation costume ideas.</line>
<line start="529" end="539"><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="540" end="595" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Like this one: a perfect Homestar's-impression-of-Strong-Sad costume.</line>
<line start="597" end="673" speaker="homestar">Oh... my idea for a Halloween costume anyone would recognize died.</line>
<line start="679" end="707" speaker="homestar">So I dressed up like this.</line>
<line start="709" end="719"><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="720" end="733" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Ummm... Uh... hang on.</line>
<line start="734" end="748" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Ummm... Uh... hang on.</line>
<line start="749" end="758" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Ummm... Uh... hang on.</line>
<line start="759" end="763"><sfx>typing</sfx></line>
<line start="764" end="783"><sfx>typing</sfx><strongbad voiceover="yesss">Question mark face... maybe Strong Sad?</strongbad></line>
<line start="784" end="805"><sfx>typing</sfx><strongbad voiceover="yessssss">Question mark face... maybe Strong Sad?</strongbad></line>
<line start="811" end="847" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">What?! Anonymous Contributor?</line>
<line start="849" end="928" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Look, when I have to look your costume up on the Homestar Wiki, that is probably a little too obscure.</line>
<line start="929" end="940"><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="942" end="964" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Hello, yes, this is... Clarence... Childprotectionson.</line>
<line start="965" end="973" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Hello, yes, this is... Clarence... Childprotectionson.</line>
<line start="974" end="992" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Hello, yes, this is... Clarence... Childprotectionson.</line>
<line start="996" end="1051" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Uh, I—I got a pair of parents here who dressed their kid up as a Homestar Jr.</line>
<line start="1055" end="1116" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Uh, they appear to be at some sort of a square dance, or... maybe a Cracker Barrel.</line>
<line start="1117" end="1166" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">This could go south in a hurry. The mother is armed and Marzipan'd.</line>
<line start="1167" end="1207" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">I repeat: the mother is armed and Marzipan'd.</line>
<line start="1209" end="1219"><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="1223" end="1268" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Oh, come on! Can't you at least make the effort to take your shuffle off?</line>
<line start="1273" end="1306" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Or were you like, listenin' to that podcast: "How to Paint a Star with a Chipmunk Tail"?</line>
<line start="1307" end="1332" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Or were you like, listenin' to that podcast: "How to Paint a Star with a Chipmunk Tail"?</line>
<line start="1333" end="1345"><strongbad voiceover="absolutely">Or were you like, listenin' to that podcast: "How to Paint a Star with a Chipmunk Tail"?</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1346" end="1349"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1350" end="1395"> <sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="oh yeah">And now, grabbin' your chipmunk by the haunches,</strongbad></line>
<line start="1396" end="1435"> <sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="without a doubt">gently dip the tail into your white paint,</strongbad></line>
<line start="1436" end="1482"> <sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="no doubt about it">and slather it sloppily on the red T-shirt.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1483" end="1486"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1487" end="1548"> <sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="doubtlessly">If you like what you hearin', don't forget to donate to support this podcast.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1549" end="1550"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="1551" end="1567"> <sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="no doubts">Last month... I made-a four dollars.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1568" end="1588"> <sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="none">Last month... I made-a four dollars.</strongbad></line>
<line start="1590" end="1600"><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="1601" end="1638" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">BLAAH! How did you dress up as my worst nightmare?!</line>
<line start="1643" end="1699" speaker="homsar" voiceover="yes">IIIiiiII bathe myself in the shipping supplies!</line>
<line start="1701" end="1730" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Stop it! I won't sleep for weeks!</line>
<line start="1731" end="1738"><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="1739" end="1774" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">No stop it again! I won't sleep for weeks!</line>
<line start="1778" end="1850" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">And now I'll just apply this looking-through-filthy-swamp-water filter to my selfie,</line>
<line start="1851" end="1890" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">and send it on to Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1894" end="1905"><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="1908" end="1924" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">This kid seems to have invented his own line of, "I have five minutes and zero dollars to make a Halloween costume" costumes.</line>
<line start="1925" end="1935"><strongbad voiceover="yes">This kid seems to have invented his own line of, "I have five minutes and zero dollars to make a Halloween costume" costumes.</strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="1935" end="1940" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">This kid seems to have invented his own line of, "I have five minutes and zero dollars to make a Halloween costume" costumes.</line>
<line start="1941" end="1957" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">This kid seems to have invented his own line of, "I have five minutes and zero dollars to make a Halloween costume" costumes.</line>
<line start="1958" end="1967"><strongbad voiceover="yes">This kid seems to have invented his own line of, "I have five minutes and zero dollars to make a Halloween costume" costumes.</strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="1968" end="1993" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">This kid seems to have invented his own line of, "I have five minutes and zero dollars to make a Halloween costume" costumes.</line>
<line start="1994" end="1997" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">This kid seems to have invented his own line of, "I have five minutes and zero dollars to make a Halloween costume" costumes.</line>
<line start="1998" end="2008"><strongbad voiceover="yes">This kid seems to have invented his own line of, "I have five minutes and zero dollars to make a Halloween costume" costumes.</strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2009" end="2047" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Are you just wearin' a green long-sleeve shirt as pants?</line>
<line start="2050" end="2079" speaker="coachz" voiceover="yup">Yup! Just like the real thing!</line>
<line start="2081" end="2110" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Narr—then what is the neck-hole for?!</line>
<line start="2112" end="2132" speaker="coachz" voiceover="yorp">Not what you'd think, actually!</line>
<line start="2133" end="2153" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Blah! Coach Zibblies!</line>
<line start="2156" end="2166"><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2170" end="2211" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">This mask is fantastic! I'm not even gonna make fun of it!</line>
<line start="2220" end="2247" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">But you did get the boxing gloves totally wrong.</line>
<line start="2249" end="2265" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">I'm not an Everlast man!</line>
<line start="2269" end="2286" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Everybody knows I only rock A+ #1 All-Pro Panache.</line>
<line start="2287" end="2312" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Everybody knows I only rock A+ #1 All-Pro Panache.</line>
<line start="2316" end="2349" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes" volume="0.8">Makers of fine biological boxing gloves since 1973.</line>
<line start="2354" end="2365"><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2366" end="2409" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Technically I guess this is a "good" Strong Bad costume.</line>
<line start="2412" end="2450" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">But, let's see what happens when I match proportions with ya.</line>
<line start="2458" end="2473" speaker="strongbad">Want some pumpkin?</line>
<line start="2475" end="2500" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Duah! That's what I thought.</line>
<line start="2502" end="2512"><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2516" end="2554" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Well, that's a totally nonexistent Marzipan costume.</line>
<line start="2557" end="2589" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">But you did dress your guitar up as Carol pretty well.</line>
<line start="2591" end="2615" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Got the coily snake on there, and... you even downloaded that font: MotterFemD.</line>
<line start="2616" end="2638" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Got the coily snake on there, and... you even downloaded that font: MotterFemD.</line>
<line start="2639" end="2658" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Got the coily snake on there, and... you even downloaded that font: MotterFemD.</line>
<line start="2660" end="2715" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">I think there's like a... hair salon nearby that uses that font.</line>
<line start="2721" end="2747" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Called "Luscious Wavey... Wavẽiñgs".</line>
<line start="2748" end="2763" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Called "Luscious Wavey... Wavẽiñgs".</line>
<line start="2765" end="2791" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Way... is that "wavẽiñg"?</line>
<line start="2798" end="2824" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Do people do that to their hair? In a luscious fashion?</line>
<line start="2825" end="2840" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Do people do that to their hair? In a luscious fashion?</line>
<line start="2851" end="2861" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Nailed this one!</line>
<line start="2862" end="2872"><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="2877" end="2890" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Okay. Ohohohohohohokay. Where to start?</line>
<line start="2891" end="2929" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Okay. Ohohohohohohokay. Where to start?</line>
<line start="2930" end="2940" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Okay. Ohohohohohohokay. Where to start?</line>
<line start="2945" end="3051" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Look, I know you weirdos that dress up as Homestar have like a tried-and-true history of putting terrible, terrible star shapes on your chests.</line>
<line start="3052" end="3076" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">But here, you leave me no choice.</line>
<line start="3079" end="3125" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Feel free to follow along with my simple, step-by-step instructions.</line>
<line start="3127" end="3138"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>I make drawing,</strongbad></line>
<line start="3139" end="3148"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>I make drawing,</strongbad><strongbad volume="0.9">emememememeh!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3149" end="3154"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3155" end="3184"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Okay, first, draw a star. For... a star.</strongbad></line>
<line start="3185" end="3204"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Okay, first, draw a star. For... a star.</strongbad></line>
<line start="3205" end="3208"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3209" end="3219"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>Then, DRAW A FREAKIN' STAR!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3220" end="3241"><sfx>Record scratch</sfx><strongbad>Then, DRAW A FREAKIN' STAR!</strongbad></line>
<line start="3244" end="3259" speaker="strongbad">JUST DRAW A STAR!</line>
<line start="3263" end="3294" speaker="strongbad">IT'S LIKE THE EASIEST SHAPE TO DRAW, MAN!</line>
<line start="3297" end="3341" speaker="strongbad">EVERYBODY LEARNS HOW TO DRAW A STAR WHEN THEY'RE LIKE THREE YEARS OLD!</line>
<line start="3344" end="3376" speaker="strongbad">BABY TOYS... ARE COVERED IN STARS! BECAUSE IT IS A SHAPE THAT BABIES CAN UNDERSTAND!</line>
<line start="3377" end="3415" speaker="strongbad">BABY TOYS... ARE COVERED IN STARS! BECAUSE IT IS A SHAPE THAT BABIES CAN UNDERSTAND!</line>
<line start="3419" end="3440" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes once again">WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!</line>
<line start="3448" end="3488" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">NEXT TIME SHAVE YOUR LEGS BEFORE YOU PAINT THEM WHITE!</line>
<line start="3489" end="3512"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3513" end="3538"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="twice">All right, that's it for this week...</strongbad></line>
<line start="3539" end="3608"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="times">If you liked what you heard, don't forget to donate to support this podcast.</strongbad></line>
<line start="3609" end="3611"><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3612" end="3627"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="times">Next month... I hope-a to make it a five-a dollabra.</strongbad></line>
<line start="3628" end="3653"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad voiceover="times">Next month... I hope-a to make it a five-a dollabra.</strongbad></line>
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