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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="drivethru.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="18" end="57" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, The Cheat. This is gonna be bro-awesome.</line>
<line start="58" end="93" speaker="strongbad">This thing's gonna shoot all the way up to Europa!</line>
<line start="94" end="148" speaker="strongbad">And bring us back a couple of Europa-pean lobsters to grill up!</line>
<line start="149" end="162" speaker="thecheat">excited The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="163" end="208" speaker="strongbad">All right. Three... two... one...</line>
<line start="212" end="254" speaker="strongbad">Look at it go! I can barely see it already an—</line>
<line start="255" end="289" speaker="strongbad">Oh. That was nothing like the back of the box.</line>
<line start="292" end="315" speaker="strongbad">Where's my space lobster?</line>
<line start="316" end="383" speaker="strongbad">You know what that means. It's time to employ... The Compressor!</line>
<line start="383" end="388" speaker="sfx">air compressor rumbling</line>
<line start="389" end="422">
<strongbad>Three... two... one...</strongbad>
<sfx>air compressor rumbling</sfx>
</line>
<line start="423" end="429" speaker="sfx">explosion</line>
<line start="430" end="440">
<strongbad>Look at it go!</strongbad>
<sfx>explosion</sfx>
</line>
<line start="446" end="480" speaker="strongbad">I can almost taste the buttery claw meats!</line>
<line start="481" end="503"><sfx>SMASH!</sfx><sfx>Wang!</sfx></line>
<line start="529" end="544" speaker="strongbad">Where'd you come from?</line>
<line start="545" end="567" speaker="dtwhale">(scratchy voice) Would you like to try a combo meal?</line>
<line start="572" end="639" speaker="strongbad">Uh, sure. But no cheese, and, um, extra sauce?</line>
<line start="640" end="654" speaker="thecheat">questioning The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="655" end="714" speaker="strongbad">I don't know. I think I just ordered a combo meal from this invisible restaurant.</line>
<line start="718" end="745" speaker="strongbad">You don't have any invisible cash, do you?</line>
<line start="747" end="762" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="767" end="785" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, you're loaded!</line>
<line start="786" end="822" speaker="strongbad">And, uh, let me get a crappy toy meal for my The Cheat here.</line>
<line start="824" end="852" speaker="dtwhale">Nine-seventeen, sever your leg please, sir.</line>
<line start="857" end="901" speaker="strongbad">Could you repeat that? I thought you just asked me to sever my leg.</line>
<line start="903" end="927" speaker="dtwhale">Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.</line>
<line start="929" end="1010" speaker="strongbad">"Sever my leg"? "It's the greatest day"? I'm not sure I understand the transaction that's taking place here.</line>
<line start="1012" end="1029" speaker="dtwhale">Please enter your password.</line>
<line start="1031" end="1087" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1088" end="1109" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1112" end="1150" speaker="strongbad">My The Cheat wants to know what your crappy toy is this week.</line>
<line start="1152" end="1162" speaker="dtwhale">It's brown.</line>
<line start="1168" end="1180" speaker="strongbad">It's brown.</line>
<line start="1181" end="1208" speaker="thecheat">sobbing</line>
<line start="1209" end="1243">
<strongbad>Well, I guess they're out of blue ones!</strongbad>
<thecheat>sobbing</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="1244" end="1281" speaker="thecheat">sobbing harder</line>
<line start="1282" end="1299">
<strongbad>Look what you did!</strongbad>
<thecheat>sobbing harder</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="1300" end="1322" speaker="dtwhale">Steve, drive around to the seventh window.</line>
<line start="1323" end="1339" speaker="strongbad">What window?!</line>
<line start="1341" end="1383"><strongbad>You're just a crackly drive-thru whale out in the middle of a field!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1383" end="1408"><strongbad>You're just a crackly drive-thru whale out in the middle of a field!</strongbad><strongbad sfx="sfx">echoes</strongbad></line>
<line start="1413" end="1465" speaker="strongbad">Come on, The Cheat. Let's take our invisible business elsewhere.</line>
<line start="1536" end="1552" speaker="dtwhale">Sever your leg, please, sir.</line>
<line start="1553" end="1567" speaker="sfx">odd warbling noises</line>
<line start="1568" end="1571" speaker="sfx">pop!</line>
<line start="1575" end="1577" speaker="sfx">opening noises</line>
<line start="1578" end="1590"> <dtwhale>Ahhh...</dtwhale> <sfx>chomping noise</sfx></line>
<line start="1608" end="1622" speaker="sfx">explosion</line>
<line start="1623" end="1639">
<sfx>explosion</sfx>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1640" end="1675" speaker="sfx">music</line>

<line start="1683" end="1727" speaker="strongbad">Now this place knows how to invisibly treat a person, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1732" end="1759" speaker="strongbad">Ah, yes, thank you, Inviso-Jeeves.</line>
<line start="1760" end="1820" speaker="strongbad">We'd like another bottle of Château Prétende 1974, please.</line>
<line start="1821" end="1859" speaker="strongbad">Oh, and, uh, how 'bout a blue one for my little friend here?</line>
<line start="1862" end="1881" speaker="thecheat">pleased The Cheat noises</line>
</transcript>
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