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Alternatively, you may use our [http://subtitles.hrwiki.org/crystal/en local viewer].<br /> |}<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;en&#039;&#039;&#039; <br /> [[Subtitles:crystal/de|de]] <br /> [[Subtitles:crystal/he|he]] <br /> [[Subtitles:crystal/es|es]] <br /> [[Subtitles:crystal/fr|fr]] <br /> [[Subtitles:crystal/nl|nl]] <br /> [[Subtitles:crystal/fi|fi]] <br /> [[Subtitles:crystal/pl|pl]] <br /> [[Subtitles:crystal/pt-br|pt-br]] <br /> [[Subtitles:crystal/tr|tr]]<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> &lt;?xml version=&quot;1.0&quot; encoding=&quot;utf-8&quot;?&gt;<br /> &lt;transcript xml:lang=&quot;en-us&quot; file=&quot;crystal.swf&quot; width=&quot;550&quot; height=&quot;400&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;20&quot; end=&quot;40&quot;&gt;Mmm. French fries.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;43&quot; end=&quot;72&quot;&gt;Mmm. Yeah, they&#039;re good.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;73&quot; end=&quot;113&quot;&gt;Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;114&quot; end=&quot;148&quot;&gt;I bet he doesn&#039;t even know how much everybody loves him.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;149&quot; end=&quot;174&quot;&gt;Nope, nope. I don&#039;t think so either.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;175&quot; end=&quot;181&quot;&gt;Nope.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;182&quot; end=&quot;209&quot;&gt;I&#039;ve written a song I think&#039;ll make Strong Bad understand.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;210&quot; end=&quot;214&quot;&gt;Oh?&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;215&quot; end=&quot;217&quot;&gt;&lt;other&gt;Oh?&lt;/other&gt;&lt;other&gt;I&#039;m gonna sing it.&lt;/other&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;218&quot; end=&quot;225&quot;&gt;&lt;other&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Oh?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/other&gt;&lt;other&gt;I&#039;m gonna sing it.&lt;/other&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;226&quot; end=&quot;239&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;music starts&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot; sfx=&quot;true&quot;&gt;groan&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;240&quot; end=&quot;250&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;music starts&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot; sfx=&quot;true&quot;&gt;groan&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;251&quot; end=&quot;260&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;music starts&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot; sfx=&quot;true&quot;&gt;groan&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;272&quot; end=&quot;304&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;I already don&#039;t like the sound of this one.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;305&quot; end=&quot;333&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;334&quot; end=&quot;372&quot; speaker=&quot;davey&quot;&gt;Come down from your crystal fortress,&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;373&quot; end=&quot;396&quot; speaker=&quot;davey&quot;&gt;oh Strong Bad,&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;402&quot; end=&quot;412&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;What?!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;414&quot; end=&quot;466&quot; speaker=&quot;davey&quot;&gt;A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge,&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;467&quot; end=&quot;480&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Unicorns?!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;481&quot; end=&quot;493&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Wh-who are you?&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;494&quot; end=&quot;555&quot; speaker=&quot;davey&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;556&quot; end=&quot;562&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;All right, you whiny weasels.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;563&quot; end=&quot;574&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;All right, you whiny weasels.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;singers voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Please come down from your crystal fortress&lt;/singers&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;575&quot; end=&quot;598&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;All right, you whiny weasels.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;singers voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Please come down from your crystal fortress&lt;/singers&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;599&quot; end=&quot;603&quot; speaker=&quot;singer&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;604&quot; end=&quot;625&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;singers voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Please come down from your crystal fortress,&lt;/singers&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;626&quot; end=&quot;638&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;singers voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Please come down from your crystal fortress,&lt;/singers&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;639&quot; end=&quot;668&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Shut up.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;singers voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Please come down from your crystal fortress,&lt;/singers&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;669&quot; end=&quot;672&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Shut up.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;singers voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Please come down from your crystal fortress,&lt;/singers&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;673&quot; end=&quot;688&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Throw me a squeedley guitar!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;689&quot; end=&quot;738&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;metal music&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;739&quot; end=&quot;767&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Let me tell ya, you get French fries,&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;768&quot; end=&quot;788&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;and you get French fries,&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;789&quot; end=&quot;817&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;but you don&#039;t get French fries,&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;818&quot; end=&quot;855&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;That&#039;s right! You get French fries, and you get French fries,&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;singer&gt;You don&#039;t get french friiies.&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;856&quot; end=&quot;860&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;That&#039;s right! You get French fries, and you get French fries,&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;singer&gt;You get french friiiiies!&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;861&quot; end=&quot;893&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;but you don&#039;t get no French fries,&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;singer&gt;You get french friiiiies!&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;894&quot; end=&quot;902&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies!&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;903&quot; end=&quot;945&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies!&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, &lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;946&quot; end=&quot;962&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies!&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;but you don&#039;t get French fries!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;963&quot; end=&quot;987&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;but you don&#039;t get French fries!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;988&quot; end=&quot;999&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1011&quot; end=&quot;1021&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Ohh!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Ohh!&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1031&quot; end=&quot;1037&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Ahh!&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1038&quot; end=&quot;1066&quot; speaker=&quot;davey&quot;&gt;Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams,&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1067&quot; end=&quot;1073&quot;&gt;&lt;davey&gt;Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams,&lt;/davey&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot; sfx=&quot;that too&quot;&gt;groan&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1074&quot; end=&quot;1101&quot;&gt;&lt;davey&gt;oh Strong Bad,&lt;/davey&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot; sfx=&quot;that too&quot;&gt;groan&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1108&quot; end=&quot;1117&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;I thought you were done.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1118&quot; end=&quot;1167&quot; speaker=&quot;davey&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;The love you deny is the key that will melt the lock,&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1168&quot; end=&quot;1186&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I&#039;ll melt your face!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1191&quot; end=&quot;1226&quot; speaker=&quot;davey&quot;&gt;Our golden shining spirits,&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1227&quot; end=&quot;1231&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Eww!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1232&quot; end=&quot;1263&quot; speaker=&quot;davey&quot;&gt;will all join hands and sing.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1264&quot; end=&quot;1299&quot; speaker=&quot;singers&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Please come down from your crystal fortress&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1300&quot; end=&quot;1306&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;still yes&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;No!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1307&quot; end=&quot;1326&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;singers voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Please come down from your crystal fortress,&lt;/singers&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1327&quot; end=&quot;1334&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;singers voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Please come down from your crystal fortress,&lt;/singers&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1335&quot; end=&quot;1341&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;singers voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Please come down from your crystal fortress,&lt;/singers&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;I&#039;m not coming down from no place.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1342&quot; end=&quot;1346&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&lt;singers voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Please come down from your crystal fortress,&lt;/singers&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;I&#039;m not coming down from no place.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1347&quot; end=&quot;1359&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;singers voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Please come down from your crystal fortress,&lt;/singers&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;I&#039;m not coming down from no place.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1360&quot; end=&quot;1364&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;singers voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Please come down from your crystal fortress,&lt;/singers&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1365&quot; end=&quot;1379&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&lt;singer voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;singers voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Please come down from your crystal fortress,&lt;/singers&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1380&quot; end=&quot;1399&quot;&gt;&lt;singer&gt;Strong Bad.&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1400&quot; end=&quot;1418&quot;&gt;&lt;other&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;buffer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/other&gt;&lt;singer&gt;Strong Bad.&lt;/singer&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1419&quot; end=&quot;1454&quot;&gt;&lt;other&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;buffer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/other&gt;&lt;other&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;buffer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/other&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Shut up.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1455&quot; end=&quot;1510&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;You stupid hippie.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1511&quot; end=&quot;1538&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I&#039;m-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1549&quot; end=&quot;1583&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;crash!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;/transcript&gt;<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> [[Category:English Subtitles]]<br /> </div> imported>HRWikiMirrorBot