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'''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[Fan Costume Commentary]].''' [https://homestarrunner.com/costumes.html watch this toon]<br />
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="costumes.swf" width="550" height="400"><br />
<line start="9" end="63" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with pieces of crappy red foam taped around your hands?</line><br />
<line start="64" end="97" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Sincerely, Dress-up Donny." </line><br />
<line start="98" end="130" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Come on, man. Give me a little effort here.</line><br />
<line start="131" end="178" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The gloves. G-Get some real gloves.</line><br />
<line start="179" end="230" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Here I am beating up some kind of...mashed potato man.</line><br />
<line start="231" end="255" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, they got my head pretty good in this one,</line><br />
<line start="256" end="297" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">'cept I'm not sure what that junk in the front is.</line><br />
<line start="298" end="332" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I clearly don't have any junk in the front.</line><br />
<line start="333" end="360" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This guy's Coach Z costume's all right,</line><br />
<line start="361" end="405" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but what he really nailed was the condition of Coach Z's apartment.</line><br />
<line start="406" end="439" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That place looks like a sty hole.</line><br />
<line start="440" end="462" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, pretzels!</line><br />
<line start="463" end="532" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So let me get this straight: you guys paid a squirrel to come and gnaw The Cheat into your pumpkin?</line><br />
<line start="533" end="550" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That's a waste of money.</line><br />
<line start="551" end="579" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A colossal waste of money.</line><br />
<line start="580" end="623" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Those squirrels' rates are... pretendous.</line><br />
<line start="624" end="665" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Well, something's gone horribly wrong here, 'cause, uh...</line><br />
<line start="666" end="710" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">these guys either let Trogdor's beefy arm atrophy, or...</line><br />
<line start="711" end="761" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">turned it into a... buffalo wing.</line><br />
<line start="762" end="833" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ah, nothing brightens up a window quite like Strong Sad's severed head.</line><br />
<line start="834" end="909" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh man, if I saw that thing runnin' around my back yard, I'd get out the compound bow.</line><br />
<line start="910" end="956" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And then I'd tell it to take those Kleenex boxes off its feet.</line><br />
<line start="957" end="985" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa, those things rule!</line><br />
<line start="986" end="1030" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">These are, like, the talismans of power!</line><br />
<line start="1031" end="1080" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, like, when they're all together they're a source of unspeakable evil,</line><br />
<line start="1081" end="1121" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">but then they all get separated and you have to collect them, so, like...</line><br />
<line start="1122" end="1180" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the first board would be the jungle board, and maybe the second board is Ice World,</line><br />
<line start="1181" end="1238"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">the first board would be the jungle board, and maybe the second board is Ice World,</strongbad><strongbad volume="0.7"><em>and then there's probably a desert world in there and a fire world...</em></strongbad></line><br />
<line start="1239" end="1334" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa! That guy's totally getting to first base in front of, like, the dining hall, and it's all because he's dressed like me!</line><br />
<line start="1335" end="1371" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Unless that girl's trying to suck out my eyeballs...</line><br />
<line start="1372" end="1420" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">See... see!</line><br />
<line start="1421" end="1436" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Shut up!</line><br />
<line start="1437" end="1475"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover"><em>(laughs)</em> Oh, geez...</strongbad></line><br />
<line start="1476" end="1544" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, I've always preferred the snub-nosed Marzipan to the long-necked variety.</line><br />
<line start="1545" end="1647" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ohhh, people with too much time on their hands, oh, there's people with way too much time on their hands...</line><br />
<line start="1648" end="1682" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Barrel-chested Homestar comes with everything you see here!</line><br />
<line start="1683" end="1705" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Paper-boxing-gloves Strong Bad not included.</line><br />
<line start="1706" end="1732" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dumpy Robert Smith action figure sold separately.</line><br />
<line start="1733" end="1777" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cozy Americana country décor available at fine stores everywhere.</line><br />
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