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<line start="11" end="48"><sfx sfx="sfx">music</sfx></line>
<line start="49" end="147"><sfx sfx="sfx">music</sfx></line>
<line start="148" end="227" speaker="sfx" sfx="sfx">general ambience</line>
<line start="240" end="256" speaker="sfx" sfx="sfx">whistle blows</line>
<line start="262" end="295" speaker="coachz">Okay there boys, pack it up, pack it in.</line>
<line start="319" end="346" speaker="coachz">Great jaerb there, Homestar.</line>
<line start="365" end="392" speaker="homestar">Uhhhm... I'm sorry. What?</line>
<line start="397" end="440" speaker="coachz">I uh, I say you did a great jorb out there.</line>
<line start="443" end="465" speaker="homestar">I did a great WHAT?</line>
<line start="470" end="500" speaker="coachz">A great jaerb!</line>
<line start="501" end="550" speaker="homestar">Oh, man. Pom Pom, you've gotta check this out.</line>
<line start="567" end="600" speaker="homestar">Okay, Coach, tell Pom Pom what I did today.</line>
<line start="603" end="675" speaker="coachz">Err, uh well, I was just telling Homestar here that he done a great joearb.</line>
<line start="687" end="703" speaker="pompom">laughs</line>
<line start="704" end="723" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">laughs</line>
<line start="727" end="783" speaker="homestar">Coach, that's ridiculous. We've got to do something about that.</line>

<line start="855" end="906" speaker="marzipan">O. Job. O. Job.</line>
<line start="907" end="936" speaker="coachz">JEEOOORGHHHBBB!!!!!</line>
<line start="937" end="978" speaker="marzipan">Coach Z, you need to make your mouth into an O, like this.</line>
<line start="980" end="1003" speaker="marzipan">OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.</line>
<line start="1007" end="1020" speaker="coachz">You mean like this?</line>
<line start="1023" end="1057" speaker="coachz">OOORREEAARRRORRR.</line>
<line start="1064" end="1077" speaker="marzipan">That's better.</line>




<line start="1225" end="1268" speaker="coachz">JEEEOOORREEAARRB!!!!!!!</line>
<line start="1270" end="1340" speaker="strongbad">Okay, Coach, let’s give this one more try. Repeat after me. JOB.</line>
<line start="1344" end="1354" speaker="coachz">Jorb.</line>
<line start="1378" end="1386" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">clears throat</line>
<line start="1391" end="1418" speaker="strongbad">Yes, uh, this sounds very good.</line>
<line start="1419" end="1451" speaker="strongbad">Uh, my only recommendation would be, next time,</line>
<line start="1452" end="1480" speaker="strongbad">try to add some more syllables.</line>
<line start="1484" end="1520" speaker="strongbad">Perhaps three. Perhaps four.</line>
<line start="1524" end="1550" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx=">snickers</line>
<line start="1556" end="1746" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">laugh wildly</line>
<line start="1747" end="1817" speaker="coachz">Oh, jeez. I'm just not cut out to say the word "jaerb."</line>
<line start="1818" end="1866" speaker="coachz">How am I ever gonna face the boys at practice tomorrow?</line>
<line start="1900" end="1971" speaker="strongsad">Uhh, Coach Z, uhh, I heard about your problem and I think that I can help.</line>
<line start="1972" end="2028" speaker="strongsad">This is a tape I made from when I was practicing the dictionary.</line>
<line start="2038" end="2064" speaker="strongsad">Listen to it while you slumber.</line>
<line start="2070" end="2100" speaker="strongsad">And tomorrow, you may wake to find that...</line>
<line start="2101" end="2136" speaker="coachz">Oh, wow! Thanks a lot, Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="2170" end="2425" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job.</line>
<line start="2426" end="2449" speaker="sfx" sfx="sfx">rooster crows</line>
<line start="2450" end="2487" speaker="sfx" sfx="sfx">general ambience</line>
<line start="2519" end="2536" speaker="sfx" sfx="sfx">whistle blows</line>
<line start="2573" end="2610" speaker="homestar">Well, Coach, how'd I do today?</line>
<line start="2612" end="2680" speaker="coachz">Well, I tell ya. You did a great... job,</line>
<line start="2681" end="2696" speaker="coachz">Hamstray.</line>
<line start="2700" end="2709" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">annoyed sigh</line>
<line start="2710" end="2726" speaker="coachz">No, wait, I mean Hamster!</line>
<line start="2727" end="2739" speaker="coachz">I mean Stramstar.</line>
<line start="2742" end="2770" speaker="coachz">I mean Stairmaster.</line>
<line start="2772" end="2780" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Homegrown!</line>
<line start="2791" end="2800" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Ramrod?</line>
<line start="2826" end="2850" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Humphel?!</line>

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