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	~~'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''~~		Strong Sad becomes a lumpy, dumpy consumer product.

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	'''Date:''' Tuesday, August 19, 2025		'''Date:''' Tuesday, August 19, 2025

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| [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/strong-sad-paunchbaby watch]
| [[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle|← Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle]]
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer|Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer →]]
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Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunchbaby.

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'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''

'''Places:'''

'''Date:''' Tuesday, August 19, 2025

'''Running Time:''' 1:01

'''Page Title:''' I'm sad that I'm backyard sports!

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== Contents ==

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Remarks 2.1 Remarks]
** [#Inside_References 2.2 Inside References]
** [#Real-World_References 2.3 Real-World References]
* [#YouTube_Version 3 YouTube Version]
* [#External_Links 4 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==

''{Swirl in to an open cooler in front of a brick wall. A hand reaches in and pulls out a Cold One.}''

''{Cut to a cornhole board painted with Teen Girl Squad soldier saying "Cornhole is no place for a mighty warrior!" hopping out from the hole. A red beanbag falls onto the board and misses the hole.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Ever fear—

''{Cut to a man grilling hot dogs by slapping one up and down with tongs.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' —you're having too much fun?

''{Cut to two guys holding Cold Ones and talking indistinctly.}''

'''MAN:''' ''{clinking bottles}'' Cheers to that.

''{Cut back to the cornhole game. A man throws a green beanbag at the camera.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Sounds like YOU need a paunch!

''{The beanbag turns over and over in the air and transforms into a Strong Sad plush doll. The word "PAUNCH" is written in red.}''

''{The Strong Sad doll falls in a seated upright position on the cornhole board with a splat.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' It's Strong Sad ''{kickball sound as words appear}'' Paunch Baby from Fangamer ''{pronounced FANG-ga-mer, logo appears}'' dot com!

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm sad that I'm a consumer product!

''{A red beanbag knocks Strong Sad into the cornhole. Strong Sad screams.}''

''{Cut to the Strong Bad plush sitting by two embroidered pillows. A sticky note with a frown is on his mouth.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Got a friend who's feeling down?

''{The Strong Sad doll is tossed in to sit next to him.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Let Strong Sad Paunch Baby make it even worse!

''{The frown on the sticky note grows longer until it trails to the couch.}''

''{Swirl. A hand tosses Strong Sad into the air.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Dumb kids will probably ''{the doll lands upright on the table}'' do stupid tricks with him! ''{Strong Sad lands upright several times}'' Learn them all!

''{Strong Sad lands on the table with his back to the camera.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' The Paunchback kid!

''{Strong Sad lands upright into a ceramic mug}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Tube thoomp!

''{Strong Sad lands upside-down into the mug.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' The 4-snifty!

''{Strong Sad lands on the table.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' And the softserve flop!

''{Strong Sad lands on the table stomach-down several times.}''

''{Cut to the doll on a blue background.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunch Baby. Only from Fangamer. ''{again pronounced FANG-ga-mer}''

''{The camera changes to live footage with a hum.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' ''{enunciating}'' Fan Gamer. What does that mean? It's a stuffed animal. It's not a game.

''{Quick whoosh back to the blue background.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Oh, also there's new pins. ''{Strong Sad is suddenly covered in pins featuring Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan and The Cheat.}'' Classic pins. Real great pins. Get 'em now.

''{Strong Sad whines in pain. Fade to black.}''

''{Cut to the grill. Five overcooked hotdogs are on it. A set of tongs picks one up and drops it over a flame.}''

'''GRILL MAN:''' Oh yeah. These are lookin' real good.

''{Fade to black.}''

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== <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span> ===

* The logo in the video renders "Paunch Baby" as two words.
* The four pins shown are of [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], and [[The Cheat]].
* ''[[Backyard Sports]]'', mentioned in the [[Page Titles|page title]], also [https://www.fangamer.com/collections/backyard-sports has merchandise] sold by [[Fangamer]].

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span> ===

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Strong Sad's emanation was used to define the word "[[Paunch|paunch]]" in [[dictionary]].

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* [[A Mighty Warrior|The mighty warrior]] declaring "Cornhole is no place for a mighty warrior!" is in reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]].
** A photo of the cornhole board was previously shared in a [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)|@strongbadactual Instagram post a month earlier]].
* The word "[[Paunch|paunch]]" is used in [[dictionary]] to describe a stench that Strong Sad produces; Strong Bad calls it "considerable" and indicates that it requires a scratch-'n'-sniff sticker to properly define it.
* The plush Strong Sad mopes, "[[I'm Sad That|I'm sad that]] I'm a consumer product."
* The [[Strong Bad Talking Plush]] features in the ad.
* The phrasing of "the Soft-Serve Flop" is similar to the top of Strong Sad's head being called a "disturbing soft-serve flip" in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[keep cool]].
* The visual of a stuffed doll resembling Strong Sad impaled with pins recalls the Strong Sad voodoo doll from [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Real-World References</span> ===

* The [[Cold One|cold ones]] seen in the cooler appear to be [[Spoetzl Brewery|Shiner Bock]].
* The bean-stuffed Baby is a reference to [[Beanie Babies]].

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== <span class="mw-headline">YouTube Version</span> ==

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<li>The video is titled "Strong Sad Paunch Baby".</li>
<li><p>The description reads:</p>
<blockquote>Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunch Baby! Get yours here: [https://www.fangamer.com/products/strong-sad-plush https://www.fangamer.com/products/strong-sad-plush]</blockquote></li></ul>

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== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/strong-sad-paunchbaby watch "Strong Sad Paunchbaby"]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdh97LOknp4 watch "Strong Sad Paunchbaby"] on [[YouTube]]

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