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After buying an item from the [[Store]], you were once taken to one of four '''Store Thank You Messages'''. Which one you got depended both on the time on your computer clock and luck of the draw. If you tried to access the page without buying anything, you were taken to a fifth bonus page. After the toon played, you were automatically redirected back to the Store Front Page. The videos were removed on October 9, 2008.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Bubs]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]]

'''Places:''' [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Smoky Office]], [[The Field]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Flash]] Plugin Page

'''Date:''' Monday, May 23, 2005

'''Total Running Time:''' 1:02

'''Page Title:''' Thank you so much for to buying our crap!!

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== Contents ==

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* [#Bubs.27s_Thank_You 1 Bubs's Thank You]
** [#Transcript 1.1 Transcript]
* [#Strong_Bad_and_The_Cheat.27s_Thank_You 2 Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You]
** [#Transcript_2 2.1 Transcript]
* [#Homestar_and_Marzipan.27s_Thank_You 3 Homestar and Marzipan's Thank You]
** [#Transcript_3 3.1 Transcript]
* [#Late_Night_Thank_You 4 Late Night Thank You]
** [#Transcript_4 4.1 Transcript]
* [#Back_Door_Message 5 Back Door Message]
** [#Transcript_5 5.1 Transcript]
* [#Fun_Facts 6 Fun Facts]
* [#External_Links 7 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Bubs's Thank You </span> ==

'''Running Time:''' 0:05

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"That'll be five dollars!"

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This is one of the three randomly chosen thank you pages, reached after buying something from the store between the hours of 5:00 am and 11:59 pm, according to your computer clock. It changes slightly according to the time of day you view it. If you reach this page between 5:00 and 5:59 am, it will have a red sunrise background. Between 6:00 am to 6:59 pm it will have a regular blue sky background, from 7:00 to 7:59 pm it will have a red sunset background, and from 8:00 to 11:59 pm it will have a starry sky background.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Transcript</span> ===

'''BUBS:''' Hey, thanks for buying some of my junk! Oh! ''{places a sign on the stand that says "THANK YOU'S $5"}'' That'll be five dollars!

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You </span> ==

'''Running Time:''' 0:11

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"Another extremely expensive light, please."

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This is one of the three randomly chosen thank you pages, reached after buying something from the store between the hours of 5:00 am and 11:59 pm, according to your computer clock.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Transcript</span> ===

''{Strong Bad is sitting in the [[Smoky Office]] surrounded by piles of cash and holding a glass of [[Alcohol|red wine]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you for all your money, er, business. All your business... that you gave us. ''{holds up a [[Cigars|cigar]]}'' The Cheat? Another extremely expensive light, please.

''{[[The Cheat]] comes in from the side of the screen, with a lit pile of money, and lights the cigar with it.}''

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== <span class="mw-headline">Homestar and Marzipan's Thank You </span> ==

'''Running Time:''' 0:23

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"All right, broken up."

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This is one of the three randomly-chosen thank you pages, reached after buying something from the store between the hours of 5:00 am and 11:59 pm, according to your computer clock. It changes slightly according to the time of day you view it. If you reach this page between 5:00 and 5:59 am, it will have a red sunrise background. Between 6:00 am to 6:59 pm it will have a regular blue sky background, from 7:00 to 7:59 pm it will have a red sunset background, and from 8:00 to 11:59 pm it will have a starry sky background.

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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahem! ''{singing}'' I want to thank you for your purchase, toniiiiight, todaaaay! A-thank you!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walking on with [[Carol]]}'' Okay Homestar, I'm ready to record the thank you song.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, too late, go away.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{upset}'' All right, broken up.

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Late Night Thank You </span> ==

'''Running Time:''' 0:17

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"You should really get to bed."

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This thank you page is reached after buying something from the store between the hours of 12:00 and 4:59 am, according to your computer clock.

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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yawn}'' Oh, hi there. We appreciate you buying stuff from us and everything, but um, ''{yawn}'' you should really get to bed.

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Back Door Message </span> ==

'''Running Time:''' 0:06

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"Why don't you buy something!?"

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This scene is reached by trying to view the thank you page without ordering something beforehand (see [#External_Links external links]). At the beginning, it displays the Netscape Missing Plugin Icon, which is still in use by Firefox, and other Gecko browsers, as it is a key component of Gecko. It knows whether you bought something by using JavaScript to give the Flash file your referrer URL.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Transcript</span> ===

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, thought you could sneak in the back door, eh? Why don't you buy something?!

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== <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span> ==

* To see the different purchase scenes, set your system clock between midnight and 4:59 am (or if already set there, between 5:00 am and midnight) then click on your back button. This can be done multiple times, just keep setting the clock to the desired time and going back. (Note: the Late Night Thank You will always play if your clock is set between midnight and 4:59 am as stated above.)
* The filename for Bubs's Thank You, thankyou_bubsness.swf, is a reference to the [[Broken Compy Menu]], an older version of the [[strong bad email menu|Strong Bad Email menu]].
* The page title, "Thank you so much [[For To|for to]] buying our crap", is a reference to the ending of [[Super Mario 64]] where Mario says a similar line, "Thank you so much for to playing my game," at the end of the credits roll.
* In the Homestar and Marzipan's Thank You message, Marzipan's guitar does not have its trademark "Carol" on it.

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== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==

* [http://secure.homestarrunner.com/heythanks.html watch the accessible "Back door" Thank You]
* [http://secure.homestarrunner.com/thankyou.swf view the "Back door" Flash file]

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Bubs Filmography|Bubs Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Strong Bad Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:The Cheat Filmography|The Cheat Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography|Homestar Runner Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Marzipan Filmography|Marzipan Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Store|Store]]</span>

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