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	'''St. Cadaverstump's [[Blatant Lies\|totally not just an old furniture warehouse]] Morgue-tuary''' is a haunted house that [[Strong Bad]] made up in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]. It's open weeknights in October, and located just off of [[Interstate 20\|I-20]]. There is a mysterious chair outside, and there is a satellite dish on top.		'''St. Cadaverstump's [[Blatant Lies\|totally not just an old furniture warehouse]] Morgue-tuary''' is a haunted house that [[Strong Bad]] made up in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]. It's open weeknights in October, and located just off of [[Interstate 20\|I-20]]. There is a mysterious chair outside, and there is a satellite dish on top.

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	~~</div>~~		=== First Room ===
	* [#Rooms 1 Rooms]
	** [#First_Room 1.1 First Room]
	** [#The_Gross_Out_Room 1.2 The Gross Out Room]
	** [#Room_Fifty-Whatev_.28Immersive_Horror_Experience_Room.29 1.3 Room Fifty-Whatev (Immersive Horror Experience Room)]
	** [#Two-Star_Bed_and_Breakfast_Room 1.4 Two-Star Bed and Breakfast Room]
	** [#Large_Bean_Room 1.5 Large Bean Room]
	* [#Appearances 2 Appearances]

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	=== ~~<span class~~=~~"mw-headline">~~First Room~~</span>~~ ===

	The first room has a framed [[Jibblies Painting]] of somebody's [[Parents\|dad]]. He wears cycling gear, even though he's not serious about riding. He claims to be able to do a 220 in 4:45. [[Homestar Runner]] went to this room, and ran away screaming from the painting.		The first room has a framed [[Jibblies Painting]] of somebody's [[Parents\|dad]]. He wears cycling gear, even though he's not serious about riding. He claims to be able to do a 220 in 4:45. [[Homestar Runner]] went to this room, and ran away screaming from the painting.

	~~<span id~~=~~"the-gross-out-room"></span>~~		=== The Gross Out Room ===
	==~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~The Gross Out Room~~</span>~~ ===

	The Gross Out Room is a silent, white room, filled with the stench of ~~"~~[[Strong Mad]] Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit [[Coffee\|Latte]]~~"~~, which happens to be an actual drink. [[Marzipan]], [[The King of Town]], and [[The Poopsmith]] went here.		The Gross Out Room is a silent, white room, filled with the stench of "[[Strong Mad]] Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit [[Coffee\|Latte]]", which happens to be an actual drink. [[Marzipan]], [[The King of Town]], and [[The Poopsmith]] went here.

	~~<span id="room-fifty-whatev-immersive-horror-experience-room"></span>~~		=== Room Fifty-Whatev (Immersive Horror Experience Room) ===
	=== ~~<span class~~=~~"mw-headline">~~Room Fifty-Whatev (Immersive Horror Experience Room)~~</span>~~ ===

	The Imersive Horror Experience Room is a room where one is led to believe that they need to escape by opening the vault before time runs out. There is a skeleton which is pointing at a clue. It is described as ~~"~~like a regular haunted house, 'cept with thinkin~~"~~ on the poster. However, it is all just a prank by Strong Bad, trying to get people to reach into the [[Toilets\|toilet]]. Strong Bad also watches this room via [[Strong Bad's Security Monitor\|satellite camera]]. [[Strong Sad]] went to this room.		The Imersive Horror Experience Room is a room where one is led to believe that they need to escape by opening the vault before time runs out. There is a skeleton which is pointing at a clue. It is described as "like a regular haunted house, 'cept with thinkin" on the poster. However, it is all just a prank by Strong Bad, trying to get people to reach into the [[Toilets\|toilet]]. Strong Bad also watches this room via [[Strong Bad's Security Monitor\|satellite camera]]. [[Strong Sad]] went to this room.

	~~<span id="two-star-bed-and-breakfast-room"></span>~~		=== Two-Star Bed and Breakfast Room ===
	=== ~~<span class~~=~~"mw-headline">~~Two-Star Bed and Breakfast Room~~</span>~~ ===

	The Two-Star Bed and [[Breakfast]] Room is a room is a room designed to look like a two-star bed and breakfast, which is ~~"~~somehow worse than if it only got one star~~"~~. This room has dry scrambled [[Eggs\|eggs]], questionable hairs on the antimacassar, and a failed ~~"~~[[Terlet\|terlet]]~~"~~ paper rose. The ~~"~~[[Shut Up, Lady\|Shut Up Lady]]~~"~~ thinks this room is ~~"~~so charming~~"~~. [[Bubs]] and [[Coach Z]] went here.		The Two-Star Bed and [[Breakfast]] Room is a room is a room designed to look like a two-star bed and breakfast, which is "somehow worse than if it only got one star". This room has dry scrambled [[Eggs\|eggs]], questionable hairs on the antimacassar, and a failed "[[Terlet\|terlet]]" paper rose. The "[[Shut Up, Lady\|Shut Up Lady]]" thinks this room is "so charming". [[Bubs]] and [[Coach Z]] went here.

	~~<span id~~=~~"large-bean-room"></span>~~		=== Large Bean Room ===
	==~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Large Bean Room~~</span>~~ ===

	One of the rooms would contain [[Large Bean (character)\|Large Bean]], ~~"~~the new face of terror~~"~~, in a falling-apart [[Le Restige]]. It's a dark room with wooden floorboards and stained, cracked walls, with a window on the right side. Homestar brings Bubs, Coach Z, and Strong Sad for a museum-style tour. Like the Immersive Horror Experience Room, Strong Bad can view the room via satellite camera.		One of the rooms would contain [[Large Bean (character)\|Large Bean]], "the new face of terror", in a falling-apart [[Le Restige]]. It's a dark room with wooden floorboards and stained, cracked walls, with a window on the right side. Homestar brings Bubs, Coach Z, and Strong Sad for a museum-style tour. Like the Immersive Horror Experience Room, Strong Bad can view the room via satellite camera.

	~~<span id~~=~~"appearances"></span>~~		== Appearances ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Appearances~~</span>~~ ==

	* '''Debut:''' [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]		* '''Debut:''' [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
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'''St. Cadaverstump's [[Blatant Lies|totally not just an old furniture warehouse]] Morgue-tuary''' is a haunted house that [[Strong Bad]] made up in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]. It's open weeknights in October, and located just off of [[Interstate 20|I-20]]. There is a mysterious chair outside, and there is a satellite dish on top.

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* [#Rooms 1 Rooms]
** [#First_Room 1.1 First Room]
** [#The_Gross_Out_Room 1.2 The Gross Out Room]
** [#Room_Fifty-Whatev_.28Immersive_Horror_Experience_Room.29 1.3 Room Fifty-Whatev (Immersive Horror Experience Room)]
** [#Two-Star_Bed_and_Breakfast_Room 1.4 Two-Star Bed and Breakfast Room]
** [#Large_Bean_Room 1.5 Large Bean Room]
* [#Appearances 2 Appearances]

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<span id="first-room"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">First Room</span> ===

The first room has a framed [[Jibblies Painting]] of somebody's [[Parents|dad]]. He wears cycling gear, even though he's not serious about riding. He claims to be able to do a 220 in 4:45. [[Homestar Runner]] went to this room, and ran away screaming from the painting.

<span id="the-gross-out-room"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">The Gross Out Room</span> ===

The Gross Out Room is a silent, white room, filled with the stench of "[[Strong Mad]] Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit [[Coffee|Latte]]", which happens to be an actual drink. [[Marzipan]], [[The King of Town]], and [[The Poopsmith]] went here.

<span id="room-fifty-whatev-immersive-horror-experience-room"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">Room Fifty-Whatev (Immersive Horror Experience Room)</span> ===

The Imersive Horror Experience Room is a room where one is led to believe that they need to escape by opening the vault before time runs out. There is a skeleton which is pointing at a clue. It is described as "like a regular haunted house, 'cept with thinkin" on the poster. However, it is all just a prank by Strong Bad, trying to get people to reach into the [[Toilets|toilet]]. Strong Bad also watches this room via [[Strong Bad's Security Monitor|satellite camera]]. [[Strong Sad]] went to this room.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Two-Star Bed and Breakfast Room</span> ===

The Two-Star Bed and [[Breakfast]] Room is a room is a room designed to look like a two-star bed and breakfast, which is "somehow worse than if it only got one star". This room has dry scrambled [[Eggs|eggs]], questionable hairs on the antimacassar, and a failed "[[Terlet|terlet]]" paper rose. The "[[Shut Up, Lady|Shut Up Lady]]" thinks this room is "so charming". [[Bubs]] and [[Coach Z]] went here.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Large Bean Room</span> ===

One of the rooms would contain [[Large Bean (character)|Large Bean]], "the new face of terror", in a falling-apart [[Le Restige]]. It's a dark room with wooden floorboards and stained, cracked walls, with a window on the right side. Homestar brings Bubs, Coach Z, and Strong Sad for a museum-style tour. Like the Immersive Horror Experience Room, Strong Bad can view the room via satellite camera.

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== <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span> ==

* '''Debut:''' [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]

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