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The Even Stevens vs. Little Stevie and the Evens.

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There are various '''[[Sports|sports]] teams''' scattered around the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

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! width="12%"| Appearances
|- id="The_CGNU_Dumples"
| [[File:Jolly Dumple.PNG|[[File:Jolly_Dumple.PNG|150px|thumb|The Jolly Dumple]]]]
| '''The [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] Dumples''' is the titular university's Golf Club team. The only apparent member of the team is [[The Cheat]]. Their mascot is [[The Jolly Dumple]], played by [[Homestar Runner]]. According to [[Strong Bad]], he, The Cheat, and [[Strong Mad]] were really "hungry and tired and sorta confused" when they decided the name, and thinks they might have meant dumplings.
| [[mascot]]
|- id="Pile_of_Electronics_State"
| [[File:golf club team.png|[[File:golf_club_team.png|150px|thumb|"Go for the 8-track!"]]]]
| '''Pile of Electronics State''' is one of the Golf Club teams that Crazy Go Nuts University played against. The team consists of a television (later seen in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]), [[Mrs. Bennedetto]] ([[Marzipan]]'s microwave), a [[Panasonic]] RQ-830S [[8-Tracks|8-Track]] player (also referred to as "The Plunger" or "TNT" style), and a [[Nintendo Entertainment System]]. They lost to CGNU 1-0 after The Cheat smashed them all up with a golf club.
| [[mascot]]
|- id="Homestar.27s_Knees_Tech"
| colspan="2" height="100px"| '''Homestar's Knees Tech''' is a team that Strong Bad mentions that the CGNU Dumples will play against in [[mascot]]. He says it will be "a tough game" against them. Its pennant is later seen in [[The Bar|the bar]] in a CGNU online university commercial.
| [[mascot]], [[theme song]] (as a pennant)
|- id="Fighting_Growlbacks"
| [[File:Growlbacks.png|[[File:Growlbacks.png|150px|thumb|"Come on Growlbacks, we're not dead!"]]]]
| colspan="2"| ''See main article: [[Fighting Growlbacks]]''
|- id="Fightin.27_Coach_Z.27s"
| [[File:Sketchbook 5-24-2007.PNG|[[File:Sketchbook_5-24-2007.PNG|150px|thumb|The Fightin' Coach Z's]]]]
| '''The Fightin' Coach Z's''' is a team apparently run by [[Coach Z]] himself. It's unclear what sport it plays, or who exactly is on this team. Its logo (a stylized drawing of an angry Coach Z) has been seen painted on the [[Gymnasium]] wall and on the ground in the [[The Athletic Field|the Athletic Field]].
| [[Sketchbook]] ([[Sketchbook 2007|24 May 2007]]), [[One Two, One Two]], [[Coach Z's 110%]], [[hremail 3184]]
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| [[File:TeamKneepads.PNG|[[File:TeamKneepads.PNG|150px|thumb|"Wish I had a time-and-space-transcending piece of paper on my team."]]]]
| colspan="2"| ''See main article: [[Team Kneepads]]''
|- id="Wild_Vacationers"
| [[File:WildVacationers.png|[[File:WildVacationers.png|150px|thumb|"Nothing can stop the Wild Vacationers!"]]]]
| colspan="2"| ''See [[Wrestling Character Variations|Wrestling Character Variations#Wild Vacationers]]''
|- id="Foreign_Object_Bros."
| [[File:ForeignObjectBros.png|[[File:ForeignObjectBros.png|150px|thumb|"You betta not mess with the Foreign Object Brothers!"]]]]
| colspan="2"| ''See [[Wrestling Character Variations|Wrestling Character Variations#Foreign Object Bros.]]''
|- id="Sanctum_of_Spiky_Shoulder_Pads"
| [[File:SpikyShoulderPads.png|[[File:SpikyShoulderPads.png|150px|thumb|"Rax and Arby: The Sanctum of Spiky Shoulder Pads."]]]]
| colspan="2"| ''See [[Wrestling Character Variations|Wrestling Character Variations#The Sanctum of Spiky Shoulder Pads]]''
|- id="Facepaint_Connection"
| [[File:FacepaintConnection.png|[[File:FacepaintConnection.png|150px|thumb|"I'm done take me off the air!"]]]]
| colspan="2"| ''See [[Wrestling Character Variations|Wrestling Character Variations#Facepaint Connection]]''
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| colspan="2" height="100px"| '''The Even Stevens''' are a kickball (or "kick-a-ball") team, lead by [[Homestar Runner]], that played against Little Stevie and the Evens. Due to Homestar's inability to pick teams correctly, the team only consisted of Homestar Runner, [[Pom Pom]], and, due to a surprise twist at the end, [[Strong Sad]], in contrast to the other team's eight players. The Even Stevens won the game, 127 to 125.
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|- id="Little_Stevie_and_the_Evens"
| colspan="2" height="100px"| '''Little Stevie and the Evens''' is Strong Bad's kick-a-ball team. It has every main character except Pom Pom, Homestar Runner, [[Homsar]], and, due to a twist at the end, Strong Sad. They played against Homestar's team, The Even Stevens, and lost 127-125 due to Strong Sad playing for the other team.
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== <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span> ==

* [[Sports]]

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