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	'''Soolnds''' is [[Strong Sad]]'s preferred term for his peculiar feet. He named them this in his [[Strong Sad's Lament\|blog]] ~~entry of August 12th, 2004, as well as in the email [[retirement]]. [[The Brothers Chaps]] mentioned this name again in the DVD commentary for [[replacement]]. However~~, most of the time, others refer to them as ~~being~~ "~~kind of like~~ [[Elephants\|elephant]] feet". ~~An overheard phone conversation with~~ [[Strong Bad]] in [[50 emails]] ~~has him plotting the sale of these feet~~ for [[Fifty Bucks\|~~$50~~]], and some poachers have offered several thousand dollars for them.		'''Soolnds''' is [[Strong Sad]]'s preferred term for his peculiar feet. He first named them this on his [[Strong Sad's Lament\|blog]]; however, most of the time, others refer to them as, or compare them to, "[[Elephants\|elephant]] feet". They are apparently in high demand, as [[Strong Bad]] can be overheard selling them in [[50 emails]] for [[Fifty Bucks\|fifty bucks]], and some poachers have offered Strong Sad several thousand dollars for them.

	Originally, the soles of Strong Sad's soolnds had no visible features, as seen in a [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. However, in later toons, more detail has been shown:		Originally, the soles of Strong Sad's soolnds had no visible features, as seen in a [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. However, in later toons, more detail has been shown. In [[caffeine]] and [[the chair]], Strong Sad's soles are briefly seen to have spirals. [[Saddy Dumpington]] has this quality as well, as shown in [[A Folky Tale]]. However, in [[Experimental Film]], Strong Sad's soles have concentric circles reminiscent of a tree's [[Growth ring\|growth rings]].

	* In [[Experimental Film]], Strong Sad's soles have concentric circles reminiscent of a tree's [[Growth ring\|growth rings]].
	* In [[A Folky Tale]], [[Saddy Dumpington]]'s soles are more stylized; each has a single spiral.
	* In [[caffeine]] and [[the chair]], Strong Sad's soles are briefly seen to have spirals.

	~~The imaginary~~ [[~~Made-Up Strong Bad Animals\|El Pardack~~]] ~~sports a soolnd arm~~, ~~and~~ [[~~The Cheat~~]] ~~can impersonate~~ Strong Sad's ~~left soolnd so well he has won the~~ [[~~Strong Sad Lookalike Contest~~]] ~~every year between 2000 and 2003~~.

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	== Specific Appearances ==		== Specific Appearances ==

	* [[~~Yearbook Character Page~~]]		=== The term "soolnds" ===
	* Email [[~~50 emails~~]]
	* Email [[~~impression~~]]		* [[Strong Sad's Lament]] — In the August 12, 2004 entry, Strong Sad clarifies the distinction between elephant feet and soolnds.
	* Email [[~~animal~~]]		* Email [[replacement]] ([[replacement\|DVD commentary]]) — [[Matt Chapman]] asks what Strong Sad's feet are called, to which [[Mike Chapman\|Mike]] answers soolnds.
	* [[Strong Sad's ~~Lament~~]] — ~~August 12~~, ~~2004~~		* Email [[retirement]] — Strong Sad's "feet of wonder" are showcased in the "Strong Bad's Amazing Feats of Wonder" sideshow.
	* ~~Email~~ [[~~modeling~~]]		* Email [[diorama]] — A shoebox of the brand Dr. Soft-Soolnd's is shown.
	* [[~~TrogdorCon~~ '97]]		* [[Rotten Eggs]] — Running away, Strong Sad exclaims "Soolnds, don't fail me now!"
	* ~~Email~~ [[~~myths & legends~~]]		* [[Fan Costumes 2016]] — The [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments\|fake wiki page]] refers to Strong Sad's feet (drawn in stick figure-form as [[Anonymous Contributor]]) as both "elephant feet" and "soolnds".
	* Email [[~~retirement~~]]		* [[Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds]] — Strong Bad draws Strong Sad's severed soolnds, then attempts to cover it up by turning it into a chefs' bathroom.
	* Email [[~~diorama~~]]		* [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d]] — Strong Sad attempts to convince [[Lucky Yates]] to give him a foot rub.
	* [[~~Rotten Eggs~~]]		* [[Fan 'Stumes 2022]] — Strong Bad commissions a [[Toilet Paper\|toilet paper]] cozy in the shape of one of Strong Sad's soolnds, and later points out another costume's "armored aluminum carbonate soolnds".
	* [[~~Hremail 2000~~]] ~~(Easter egg)~~
	* [[The ~~House That Gave Sucky Tricks~~]]		=== Other notable references ===
	* [[~~Fan Costumes 2016~~]]
	* [[Strong Sad's ~~Severed Soolnds~~]]		* [[Yearbook Character Page]] — The book refers to Strong Sad as an "elephant-footed depressing lump".
	* [[~~Six-Sadded, Die. - Don~~'~~t Make Daddy P~~.~~O.'d~~]]		* Email [[50 emails]] — An [[Interrupted Conversations\|overheard phone conversation]] with Strong Bad has him plotting the sale of elephant feet.
			* Email [[impression]] — Homestar Runner wears hippo slippers as part of his Strong Sad costume, which he refers to as elephants. [[The Cheat]] impersonates Strong Sad's left soolnd so well that he won the [[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]] four years in a row.
			* Email [[replacement]] — Strong Sad says that if he saw "Strong Sad" on the couch watching TV, he would give him a foot massage. Strong Bad interjects that Strong Sad's soolnds "are not feet".
			* Email [[animal]] — The imaginary [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals\|El Pardack]] sports a soolnd arm.
			* Email [[modeling]] — Strong Sad claims that poachers have offered several thousand for his feet.
			* [[Trogdor Con '97]] — Strong Sad's toenails are painted black as part of his costume.
			* Email [[myths & legends]] — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad an "elephant-footed ghost man".
			* [[Hremail 2000]] (Easter egg) — Strong Sad's feet are used as foot pelts by Strong Bad.
			* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — In a hypothetical example of "surgeries gone wrong", two soolnds (among other limbs) are sewn onto Marzipan.
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'''Soolnds''' is [[Strong Sad]]'s preferred term for his peculiar feet. He named them this in his [[Strong Sad's Lament|blog]] entry of August 12th, 2004, as well as in the email [[retirement]]. [[The Brothers Chaps]] mentioned this name again in the DVD commentary for [[replacement]]. However, most of the time, others refer to them as being "kind of like [[Elephants|elephant]] feet". An overheard phone conversation with [[Strong Bad]] in [[50 emails]] has him plotting the sale of these feet for [[Fifty Bucks|$50]], and some poachers have offered several thousand dollars for them.

Originally, the soles of Strong Sad's soolnds had no visible features, as seen in a [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. However, in later toons, more detail has been shown:

* In [[Experimental Film]], Strong Sad's soles have concentric circles reminiscent of a tree's [[Growth ring|growth rings]].
* In [[A Folky Tale]], [[Saddy Dumpington]]'s soles are more stylized; each has a single spiral.
* In [[caffeine]] and [[the chair]], Strong Sad's soles are briefly seen to have spirals.

The imaginary [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals|El Pardack]] sports a soolnd arm, and [[The Cheat]] can impersonate Strong Sad's left soolnd so well he has won the [[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]] every year between 2000 and 2003.

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"Those are not feet!"

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Plain Soolnd soles

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Soolnd sole as seen in Experimental Film

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Saddy Dumpington's soolnd soles

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Caffeinated Soolnds

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Painted black for the occasion

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"I call them soolnds!"

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Strong Bad's "foot pelts"

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== <span class="mw-headline">Specific Appearances</span> ==

* [[Yearbook Character Page]]
* Email [[50 emails]]
* Email [[impression]]
* Email [[animal]]
* [[Strong Sad's Lament]] — August 12, 2004
* Email [[modeling]]
* [[TrogdorCon '97]]
* Email [[myths & legends]]
* Email [[retirement]]
* Email [[diorama]]
* [[Rotten Eggs]]
* [[Hremail 2000]] (Easter egg)
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
* [[Fan Costumes 2016]]
* [[Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds]]
* [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d]]

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