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	* [[Sketchbook 2006\|Weekly Sketchbook]] — [[The Sneak]] is holding a cigar in one of the images.		* [[Sketchbook 2006\|Weekly Sketchbook]] — [[The Sneak]] is holding a cigar in one of the images.
	* Email [[your funeral]] — In an Easter egg, [[Strong Sad]] is seen holding a cigar. In another Easter egg, future versions of [[Pom Pom]] and Strong Sad are smoking cigars.		* Email [[your funeral]] — In an Easter egg, [[Strong Sad]] is seen holding a cigar. In another Easter egg, future versions of [[Pom Pom]] and Strong Sad are smoking cigars.
	* [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Strong Mad has a limp cigar in his mouth as part of his costume as Sal from Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing."
	* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — A cigar can be seen sitting in the ashtray on the desk in the Smoky Office during the game introduction, but by the time the game proper starts, it appears to have changed to a cigarette.		* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — A cigar can be seen sitting in the ashtray on the desk in the Smoky Office during the game introduction, but by the time the game proper starts, it appears to have changed to a cigarette.
	* Email [[parenting]] — One of the two options on the SteaKasTle's '70s kids menu is a cigar.		* Email [[parenting]] — One of the two options on the SteaKasTle's '70s kids menu is a cigar. Strong Bad suggests instead going to a vape shop that sells hot [[French Fries\|fries]].

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	* [[Career Day]] — Strong Bad dressed up as [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil\|Space Captainface]] says that his educational film will give the teacher enough time for a smoke break.		* [[Career Day]] — Strong Bad dressed up as [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil\|Space Captainface]] says that his educational film will give the teacher enough time for a smoke break.
	* [[On Break]] — While in his [[Tragic Clown Dog]] costume, Strong Bad takes a smoke break, but actually "smokes" a white [[Crayons\|crayon]].		* [[On Break]] — While in his [[Tragic Clown Dog]] costume, Strong Bad takes a smoke break, but actually "smokes" a white [[Crayons\|crayon]].
	* Email [[parenting]] — After turning down SteaKastle, Strong Bad suggests instead going to a vape shop that sells hot [[French Fries\|fries]].

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'''Smoking''' is one of the occasional vices indulged in by the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] crew.

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* [#The_Cheat.27s_Smoking 1 The Cheat's Smoking]
** [#Appearances 1.1 Appearances]
* [#Cigars 2 Cigars]
* [#Cigarettes 3 Cigarettes]
* [#Miscellaneous 4 Miscellaneous]

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Smoke 'em if ya got 'em

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[[The Cheat]] is a smoker. While he usually smokes cigarettes, he also smokes the occasional old-style pipe. He normally smokes [[Trophy Lights]] cigarettes, usually after a period of stress or fatigue. Though sometimes his [[Characters|friends]] will try to get him to stop smoking, their attempts are never too successful. The Trophy Lights have been seen in a locker in [[Coach Z]]'s locker room, where The Cheat reportedly sleeps sometimes.

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* [[The Cheat's Smoking Challenge]] — The player must help The Cheat quit with nicotine gum.
* [[Where's The Cheat?]] — [[Strong Bad]] finds a pack of Trophy Lights in The Cheat's [[Coach Z's Locker Room|locker]], which violates his [[Holidays|New Year's resolution]].
* Email [[big white face]] — A pixelated drawing of The Cheat shows him holding a smoking pipe.
* Email [[montage]] — The Cheat can be seen smoking after a day of door-to-door selling with the [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]. In the [[montage|DVD commentary]], Marzipan is surprised to see him smoke.

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A cigar from [[Meet Marshie]].

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* [[Hairstyle Runner]] — One of the pictures in the gallery features [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] smoking.
* [[Meet Marshie]] — "Pinner" has a cigar in the pile of marshmallows (this also appears as an Easter egg in [[island]]).
* [[Pigs on Head]] — Hank and Frank are both smoking cigars.
* Email [[fingers]] — Strong Bad has a lit cigar on his left hand.
* [[That a Ghost]] — [[Fat Dudley]] smokes a cigar.
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Cheerleader]] had a bowler derby hat, sunglasses, a mustache, a tie, and a cigar.
* Strong Bad and The Cheat's [[Store Thank You Messages|Store Thank You Message]] — Strong Bad lights a cigar with a burning pile of money.
* Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad tries to smoke a cigar, but it explodes in his face.
* Email [[pop-up]] — [[Bubs]] is smoking a cigar in the Easter egg.
* [[Sketchbook 2006|Weekly Sketchbook]] — [[The Sneak]] is holding a cigar in one of the images.
* Email [[your funeral]] — In an Easter egg, [[Strong Sad]] is seen holding a cigar. In another Easter egg, future versions of [[Pom Pom]] and Strong Sad are smoking cigars.
* [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Strong Mad has a limp cigar in his mouth as part of his costume as Sal from Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing."
* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — A cigar can be seen sitting in the ashtray on the desk in the Smoky Office during the game introduction, but by the time the game proper starts, it appears to have changed to a cigarette.
* Email [[parenting]] — One of the two options on the SteaKasTle's '70s kids menu is a cigar.

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"AaAaA'm open for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|interpretation]]."

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* [[Thorax Corporation]] — [http://www.thoraxcorp.com/stardom.html Leg Delabor's page] has an animated GIF that at one point shows a lit cigarette.
* [[The Interview]] — The [[Smoky Office]] has an ashtray with a lit cigarette in it.
** The Smoky Office has also been seen with the lit cigarette [[Smoky Office|many other times]].
* [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — [[Homsar]] appears dressed as Slash in an Easter egg with a cigarette in his mouth.
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] — [[The Ugly One]] sticks her head in the ground, where her lungs proceed to fill up with sand and cigarette butts.
* [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] — The [[Videlectrix Mascot]] holds a cigarette while leaning on the [[Videlectrix]] logo.
** This is also seen in [[Peasant's Quest Animatic]].
* [[Puppets on the Road]] — In Homestar and [[Craig Zobel|Craig's]] film "Staple-Down Life", the first two lines are "Smoking. Cigarettes."
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — The party scene is introduced by a man smoking a cigarette with "AT THE PARTY" imprinted on it.
* Email [[space program]] — The filmstrip announcer wonders why [[T'daveral]] isn't enjoying a "smooth, relaxing cigarette". On the next slide, he is smoking a cigarette, and the filmstrip announcer remarks, "That's better."
* [[Happy Hallow-day]] — At the end, Strong Bad is seen holding a cigarette.
* Email [[mini-golf]] — All Homestar finds in the Blue Family Recreation Water are cigarette butts and a [[Underwear|bra.]]
* [[Limozeen vs. sloshy]] — After learning that their flying tour bus doesn't have any shields, a member of [[sloshy]] asks if they have any cigarettes. The bassist hands him a box of them as their van is destroyed by [[Limozeen]]'s [[Hot Lixx|hot lixx]].
* [[Fan Costumes '07]] — The 5th picture shown is of a man in a Strong Sad costume holding a cigarette. Strong Bad implies that, since everything is "spot on", that Strong Sad is a smoker.
* Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad's New Year's Resolution is to start watering Marzipan's flowers with recycled cigarette butts.
* [[DNA Evidence]] — [[Strong Bad]] has an ashtray with a lit cigarette in it.
* [[Hremail 7]] — [[Melonade]] flavor Butt 1 features a crushed out cigarette on the can.

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* [[Scroll Button Songs]] — In one of the songs, [[Coach Z]] raps, "And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!"
* Email [[pizzaz]] — The Strong Bad dressed like a ship's captain is holding a corncob pipe.
* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — Teachers are advised to "catch a nap or have a smoke" during the slide show. Later on in the show, the [[Blue Laser Commander]] tempts [[Firebert]] by asking if he wants to "smoke some candy."
* Email [[myths & legends]] — Strong Bad's "fence drawings" show a man smoking a pipe.
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]— [[So and So]] asks for some "smokes".
* [[Sketchbook 2007|Sketchbooks]] — One image shows a representation of Strong Bad with a large mustache, smoking a pipe.
* [[A Death Defying Decemberween]] — Homestar holds a pipe throughout his televised Decemberween special.
* [[Career Day]] — Strong Bad dressed up as [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|Space Captainface]] says that his educational film will give the teacher enough time for a smoke break.
* [[On Break]] — While in his [[Tragic Clown Dog]] costume, Strong Bad takes a smoke break, but actually "smokes" a white [[Crayons|crayon]].
* Email [[parenting]] — After turning down SteaKastle, Strong Bad suggests instead going to a vape shop that sells hot [[French Fries|fries]].

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