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+'''Smarty Juice''' is a type of beverage that comes in a greenish-brown glass bottle with an orange label, available in "Swirly Font" flavor. Its side effects include "drowsiness, euphoria, and unbelievably soothing children's programming", implying possible [[Alcohol|alcohol]] or [[Drugs|drugs]]. It is first mentioned in the [[Skills of an Artist]] episode [[Cartoon Characters]], when [[Strong Bad]] compares [[Homestar Runner]]'s eyes as he draws them to "Smarty Juice drops".
 In the Cartoon Characters-inspired toon [[Characters from Yonder Website]], Strong Bad, Homestar, [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]] and presumably [[Marzipan]] drink ten-year expired Smarty Juice, which causes them to somehow hallucinate and act in the [[Yonder Website|titular children's show]]. [[Strong Sad]], deciding that the side effects sound okay, drinks a bottle himself and joins them in the show. The drink is stated to be a sponsor for the show, and may have some relation to [[Minor Companies|Faceless Megacorp]], another sponsor.
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 According to [[the next april fools thing|The Next April Fools Thing]], the Smarty Juice company also manufactures [[Minor Foods|File Folder Shaped Vitamins]], made up by Strong Bad and Bubs. File Folder Shaped Vitamin Thumb Drives also exist, but any connection to Smarty Juice is unknown.
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'''Smarty Juice''' is a type of beverage that comes in a greenish-brown glass bottle with an orange label, available in "Swirly Font" flavor. Its side effects include "drowsiness, euphoria, and unbelievably soothing children's programming", implying possible [[Alcohol|alcohol]] or [[Drugs|drugs]]. It is first mentioned in the [[Skills of an Artist]] episode [[Cartoon Characters]], when [[Strong Bad]] compares [[Homestar Runner]]'s eyes as he draws them to "Smarty Juice drops".

In the Cartoon Characters-inspired toon [[Characters from Yonder Website]], Strong Bad, Homestar, [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]] and presumably [[Marzipan]] drink ten-year expired Smarty Juice, which causes them to somehow hallucinate and act in the [[Yonder Website|titular children's show]]. [[Strong Sad]], deciding that the side effects sound okay, drinks a bottle himself and joins them in the show. The drink is stated to be a sponsor for the show, and may have some relation to [[Minor Companies|Faceless Megacorp]], another sponsor.

According to [[the next april fools thing|The Next April Fools Thing]], the Smarty Juice company also manufactures [[Minor Foods|File Folder Shaped Vitamins]], made up by Strong Bad and Bubs. File Folder Shaped Vitamin Thumb Drives also exist, but any connection to Smarty Juice is unknown.

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* [[Cartoon Characters]] (mentioned)
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* [[@StrongBadActual]]
* [[Main Page 28]]

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