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	'''''Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits'' DVD''' is a [[DVD]] containing 50 fan-favorite [[Strong Bad Email\|Strong Bad Emails]] ~~as well as~~ five ~~additional~~ "bonus" emails. Unlike how the [[strongbad email.exe]] DVDs took place in [[Strong Bad]]'s computer room, this DVD is styled like an [[infomercial]], like as if "Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits" was an "[[as seen on TV]]" cleaning product.		The '''Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD''' is a DVD containing 50 fan favorite [[Strong Bad Email\|Strong Bad Emails]] and five "bonus" emails. This DVD was released on April 6, 2009 and costs $12 by itself. The DVD was also included free with the purchase of a [[Store T-Shirts\|5-dor shirt]] for a limited time. The DVD is no longer available for purchase, although at one point it was available at both the regular store and the [[Telltale Games]] online store.

	This DVD was released on April 6, 2009 and ~~cost~~ $12. ~~Special limited-time promotions in 2009 discounted the~~ DVD~~, [[Store Front Page News 2009\|offering it for~~ free with the purchase of]] a [[Store T-Shirts\|5-dor shirt]] or [[Store Front Page News 2009\|reducing the price to $10.44]]. In addition to the main [[Yahoo Store]], this DVD was sold in the [[Telltale Games]] online store alongside other [[Homestar Runner (body of work)\|Homestar Runner]] merchandise to promote [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for ~~Attractive People]]~~.

	The DVD is no longer available for purchase~~. Though~~ both ~~[[strongbad email.exe]]~~ and [[~~Everything Else~~]] ~~were reprinted in the 2020s, ''50 Greatest Hits'' has not been rereleased after selling out in the early '10s~~.

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	''{~~Start in grayscale indicating sadness.~~ Clumsyman is trying to hold on to a bunch of sbemail DVDs.}''		''{Clumsyman is trying to hold on to a bunch of sbemail DVDs.}''

	'''ANNOUNCER:''' Tired of juggling all those unwanted sbemails?		'''ANNOUNCER:''' Tired of juggling all those unwanted sbemails?

	''{Clumsyman lets out a [[Balding Man\|frustrated moan]]. A bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits ~~(in color)~~ comes onto the screen~~. A yellow burst comes out of the bottle~~.}''		''{Clumsyman lets out a [[Balding Man\|frustrated moan]]. A bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits comes onto the screen.}''

	'''ANNOUNCER:''' Then try new Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits! Watch as it cuts right through caked-on 'tapeleg'!		'''ANNOUNCER:''' Then try new Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits! Watch as it cuts right through caked-on 'tapeleg'!
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	'''ANNOUNCER:''' —they all combine in one hot foaming action—		'''ANNOUNCER:''' —they all combine in one hot foaming action—

	''{They combine as "HOT FOAMING ACTION!"~~; it~~ appears on the screen.}''		''{They combine as "HOT FOAMING ACTION!" appears on the screen.}''

	'''ANNOUNCER:''' —that powers away excess sbemails two at a time!		'''ANNOUNCER:''' —that powers away excess sbemails two at a time!
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	194. [[specially marked]]		194. [[specially marked]]

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	* The scientist in the intro video is played by [[Ryan Sterritt]]. Clumsyman is played by Adam Sterritt.		* The scientist in the intro video is played by [[Ryan Sterritt]]. Clumsyman is played by Adam Sterritt.
	* The opening video contains references to several emails missing from the DVD, including [[tape-leg]], [[huttah!]], [[12:00]] and [[sugarbob]].		* The opening video contains references to several emails missing from the DVD, including [[tape-leg]], [[huttah!]], [[12:00]] and [[sugarbob]].
	* It seems that the ~~uncolored~~ Strong Bad heads from the main menu's Easter egg come from the Strong Bad mask used by Matt in [[Sample of Style Too]].		* It seems that the uncoloured Strong Bad heads from the main menu's Easter egg come from the Strong Bad mask used by Matt in [[Sample of Style Too]].

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	== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==		== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==

	* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/50best-intro watch the introduction video]
	* [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/914200808778031104 watch the introduction video] on [[@StrongBadActual\|Twitter]]		* [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/914200808778031104 watch the introduction video] on [[@StrongBadActual\|Twitter]]
	* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/50best_promo.swf view the Flash file for the introduction video]		* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/50best_promo.swf view the Flash file for the introduction video]

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The '''Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD''' is a DVD containing 50 fan favorite [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] and five "bonus" emails. This DVD was released on April 6, 2009 and costs $12 by itself. The DVD was also included free with the purchase of a [[Store T-Shirts|5-dor shirt]] for a limited time. The DVD is no longer available for purchase, although at one point it was available at both the regular store and the [[Telltale Games]] online store.

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== Contents ==

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* [#FBI_Warning 1 FBI Warning]
** [#Transcript 1.1 Transcript]
* [#Introduction 2 Introduction]
* [#Contents 3 Contents]
** [#Emails 3.1 Emails]
** [#Bonus 3.2 Bonus]
*** [#Bonus_Menu_Transcript 3.2.1 Bonus Menu Transcript]
* [#Easter_Eggs 4 Easter Eggs]
* [#Fun_Facts 5 Fun Facts]
* [#External_Links 6 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline">FBI Warning</span> ==

The FBI Warning for Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]

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''{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}''

'''TEXT:''' Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

''{Strong Bad pops up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here's my rousing impression of you people whose favorite SBEmail didn't make it on this DVD: ''{clears throat}'' Wah wah wah wah snot sniff wah.

''{audience is roused}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{bows to the audience}'' A-thank you! A-thank you! ''{Strong Bad pops down offscreen}''

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Introduction </span> ==

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"If unsatisfied please return unused portion for a full refund."

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Introduction for Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Clumsyman, Announcer, An Actual Scientist

''{Clumsyman is trying to hold on to a bunch of sbemail DVDs}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Tired of juggling all those unwanted sbemails?

''{Clumsyman lets out a [[Balding Man|frustrated moan]]. A bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits comes onto the screen.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Then try new Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits! Watch as it cuts right through caked-on 'tapeleg'!

''{A section of tile with 'tapeleg' written in a barbecue sauce is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...And works wonders on greasy 'huttah'!

''{A section of tile with 'huttah' written in an unknown food is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away. An Actual Scientist is shown swirling a beaker and a test tube full of red liquid. "Actual Science Lab" is posted on a sign behind him.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' The secret is in the concentrated power of classic sbemail! 'sisters', 'dragon', 'virus', 'your funeral':—

''{The names of the emails show up in bubbly clouds as they're mentioned.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' —they all combine in one hot foaming action—

''{They combine as "HOT FOAMING ACTION!" appears on the screen.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' —that powers away excess sbemails two at a time!

''{A section of tile with 'sugarbob' and '12:00' written in barbecue sauce is sprayed with Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and wiped away. A bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits is shown.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits... holy crap!

''{Clumsyman is back onscreen with a bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits and gives a thumbs up.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{speedtalking}'' Order now! Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' All Easter eggs disabled during play all mode.

''{"*ALL EASTER EGGS DISABLED DURING 'PLAY ALL' MODE." appears on the screen}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' If unsatisfied please return unused portion for a full refund.

''{"IF UNSATISFIED PLEASE RETURN UNUSED PORTION FOR A FULL REFUND." is also shown. Main Menu appears.}''

''{After some time has passed Announcer and Clumsyman are back.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Hurry and act now, time is running out! This inedible offer won't last forever!

''{"INEDIBLE OFFER!" appears as it's said. Clumsyman is fumbling with three uncolored Strong Bad heads. A timer stating "Only 8 seconds left!" appears and counts down to zero.}''

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Contents </span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Emails</span> ===

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| width="33%" valign="top"| 1. [[some kinda robot]]
9. [[i love you]]
10. [[trevor the vampire]]
16. [[band names]]
26. [[CGNU]]
29. [[superhero name]]
35. [[sisters]]
36. [[guitar]]
41. [[invisibility]]
42. [[action figure]]
45. [[techno]]
53. [[comic]]
57. [[japanese cartoon]]
58. [[dragon]]
61. [[monster truck]]
68. [[caper]]
69. [[personal favorites]]
| width="33%" valign="top"| 72. [[crazy cartoon]]
80. [[stunt double]]
84. [[kids' book]]
87. [[mile]]
91. [[caffeine]]
93. [[army]]
94. [[video games]]
99. [[different town]]
100. [[flashback]]
104. [[theme park]]
106. [[dangeresque 3]]
109. [[crying]]
110. [[for kids]]
117. [[montage]]
118. [[virus]]
120. [[radio]]
126. [[best thing]]
| width="33%" valign="top"| 133. [[bottom 10]]
136. [[geddup noise]]
138. [[space program]]
141. [[death metal]]
143. [[technology]]
145. [[myths & legends]]
150. [[alternate universe]]
152. [[isp]]
155. [[theme song]]
161. [[4 branches]]
167. [[the movies]]
168. [[your funeral]]
179. [[pizza joint]]
180. [[slumber party]]
188. [[fan club]]
200. [[email thunder]]
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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Bonus </span> ===

50. [[50 emails]]

92. [[kind of cool]]

119. [[animal]]

176. [[hygiene]]

194. [[specially marked]]

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==== <span class="mw-headline"> Bonus Menu Transcript </span> ====

''{Choosing "But Wait, There's More!" brings up the bonus menu. "But Wait, There's More!" flies by and goes offscreen left.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' But wait, there's more! You get a second bottle of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits...

''{Two bottles of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits appear.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...the concentrated tub paste...

''{A plastic tub of Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ...and the 'pointilator' sponge absolutely free!

''{A cursor-shaped sponge appears.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Plus THESE additional sbemails!

''{Bonus Menu options appear.}''

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Easter Eggs </span> ==

* On the bonus page, if you press right from the Main button three times, a pixelated palm tree will become highlighted. Clicking on it plays [[take-a-break.exe]].
* Pressing right three times with [[space program]] highlighted shows the [[Space Program Alternate Take|alternate take]] from [[strongbad email.exe Disc Five]].

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== <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span> ==

* The case depicts [[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad smiling]].
* The introduction video can be seen on the website by clicking "pine-fresh scent" on the DVD's advertisement on the main page.
* The scientist in the intro video is played by [[Ryan Sterritt]]. Clumsyman is played by Adam Sterritt.
* The opening video contains references to several emails missing from the DVD, including [[tape-leg]], [[huttah!]], [[12:00]] and [[sugarbob]].
* It seems that the uncoloured Strong Bad heads from the main menu's Easter egg come from the Strong Bad mask used by Matt in [[Sample of Style Too]].

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== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==

* [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/914200808778031104 watch the introduction video] on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/50best_promo.swf view the Flash file for the introduction video]

* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=15233 forum thread re: "Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD"]

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