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	[[~~File:Santaman2.png~~\|[[~~File:Santaman2.png~~\|~~180px~~\|~~thumb~~]]]]		"'''Santam'n is a Blade Man'''" is the jazzy [[Songs\|theme song]] of the knife-wielding robotic [[Santaman\|Santam'n]] that threatens [[Dangeresque (character)\|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] in [[Decemberween Dangeresque]]. It is sung by [[Homestar Runner]], and plays through the Santam'n toy's built-in music player. The entire first verse is later heard in the toon's [[Easter egg]]. A extended version of the song, with three more verses, was posted to [[@StrongBadActual]] for the 2018 holiday season, one year later. It is included on the streaming version of [[Hooked on Decemberween]].
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	"'''Santam'n is a Blade Man'''" is the jazzy [[Songs\|theme song]] of the knife-wielding robotic [[Santaman\|Santam'n]] that threatens [[Dangeresque (character)\|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] in [[Decemberween Dangeresque]]. It is sung by [[Homestar Runner]], and plays through the Santam'n toy's built-in music player. The entire first verse is later heard in the toon's [[Easter egg]]. A extended version of the song, with three more verses, was posted to [[@StrongBadActual]] for the 2018 holiday season, one year later. It is included on the streaming version of [[Hooked on Decemberween]].

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	* [#Detailed_Information 1 Detailed Information]
	* [#Lyrics 2 Lyrics]
	* [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
	* [#External_Links 4 External Links]

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	'''Album:''' [[Hooked on Decemberween]]<br />
	'''Track:''' 7<br />
	'''Time:''' 1:05<br />		'''Time:''' 1:05<br />
	'''Artist(s):''' [[Homestar Runner]]<br />		'''Artist(s):''' [[Homestar Runner]]<br />
	'''Origin:''' Extended song from [[Decemberween Dangeresque]].		'''Origin:''' Extended song from [[Decemberween Dangeresque]].

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	Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br />		Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br />
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	Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br />		Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br />
	He doesn't have toys, just that blade ~~"~~shing!~~"~~ type noise<br />		He doesn't have toys, just that blade "shing!" type noise<br />
	Santam'n is a blade man<br />		Santam'n is a blade man<br />
	He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down		He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down

	~~<span id~~=~~"fun-facts"></span>~~		== Fun Facts ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Fun Facts~~</span>~~ ==

	* Santa being referred to as a blade-man is a reference to the [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] episode featuring ''[[Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]''.		* Santa being referred to as a blade-man is a reference to the [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] episode featuring ''[[Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]''.
	** This line was previously referenced by [[Coach Z]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[personal favorites]].		** This line was previously referenced by [[Coach Z]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[personal favorites]].
	* [[Pie]] and [[Breakfast\|breakfast]] are mentioned.		* [[Pie]] and [[Breakfast\|breakfast]] are mentioned.
	* On the [[Hooked on Decemberween]] album on various streaming music services, this song was originally referred to as ~~"~~Santaman Is Blademan~~"~~, and was later changed to ~~"~~Santaman is a Blademan~~"~~.		* On the [[Hooked on Decemberween]] album on various streaming music services, this song was originally referred to as "Santaman Is Blademan", and was later changed to "Santaman is a Blademan".

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	* [http://old.homestarrunner.com/songs/Santam Listen to "Santam'n is a Blade Man"]		* [http://old.homestarrunner.com/songs/Santam'n%20is%20a%20Blade%20Man.mp3 Listen to "Santam'n is a Blade Man"]
	* [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/santaman-is-a-blademan "Santaman is a Blademan" on Songwhip]		* [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/santaman-is-a-blademan "Santaman is a Blademan" on Songwhip]

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	* [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1075958630921441280 watch "Decemberween Dangeresque"] on [[@StrongBadActual\|Twitter]]		* [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1075958630921441280 watch "Decemberween Dangeresque"] on [[@StrongBadActual\|Twitter]]
	* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/dween17.html watch "Decemberween Dangeresque"] on the old [[Flash]] site		* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/dween17.html watch "Decemberween Dangeresque"] on the old [[Flash]] site
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"'''Santam'n is a Blade Man'''" is the jazzy [[Songs|theme song]] of the knife-wielding robotic [[Santaman|Santam'n]] that threatens [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] in [[Decemberween Dangeresque]]. It is sung by [[Homestar Runner]], and plays through the Santam'n toy's built-in music player. The entire first verse is later heard in the toon's [[Easter egg]]. A extended version of the song, with three more verses, was posted to [[@StrongBadActual]] for the 2018 holiday season, one year later. It is included on the streaming version of [[Hooked on Decemberween]].

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* [#Lyrics 2 Lyrics]
* [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
* [#External_Links 4 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline">Detailed Information</span> ==

'''Album:''' [[Hooked on Decemberween]]<br />
'''Track:''' 7<br />
'''Time:''' 1:05<br />
'''Artist(s):''' [[Homestar Runner]]<br />
'''Origin:''' Extended song from [[Decemberween Dangeresque]].

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Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br />
He's comin' for you to chop you in two<br />
Santam'n is a blade man<br />
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down<br />

Santam'n is a blade man<br />
He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies<br />
Santam'n is a blade man<br />
Here comes down the lane to cleft you in twain<br />

And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends<br />
So I'd just lay low 'til this part ends<br />
Hey, you might make it out alive!<br />

Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br />
He doesn't have toys, just that blade "shing!" type noise<br />
Santam'n is a blade man<br />
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down

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== <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span> ==

* Santa being referred to as a blade-man is a reference to the [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] episode featuring ''[[Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]''.
** This line was previously referenced by [[Coach Z]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[personal favorites]].
* [[Pie]] and [[Breakfast|breakfast]] are mentioned.
* On the [[Hooked on Decemberween]] album on various streaming music services, this song was originally referred to as "Santaman Is Blademan", and was later changed to "Santaman is a Blademan".

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== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==

* [http://old.homestarrunner.com/songs/Santam Listen to "Santam'n is a Blade Man"]
* [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/santaman-is-a-blademan "Santaman is a Blademan" on Songwhip]

* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/decemberween-dangeresque watch "Decemberween Dangeresque"]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWpW623yrAU watch "Decemberween Dangeresque"] on [[YouTube]]
* [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1075958630921441280 watch "Decemberween Dangeresque"] on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/dween17.html watch "Decemberween Dangeresque"] on the old [[Flash]] site

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