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	He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies<br />		He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies<br />
	Santam'n is a blade man<br />		Santam'n is a blade man<br />
	Here comes down the lane to cleft you in twain<br />		Here he comes down the lane to cleft you in twain<br />

	And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends<br />		And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends<br />
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He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down!

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"'''Santam'n Is A Blademan'''" is the jazzy [[Songs|theme song]] of the knife-wielding robotic [[Santaman|Santam'n]] that threatens [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] in [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]. It is sung by [[Homestar Runner]], and plays through the Santam'n toy's built-in music player. The entire first verse is later heard in the toon's [[Easter egg]]. A extended version of the song, with three more verses, was posted to [[@StrongBadActual]] for the 2018 holiday season, one year later. It is included on the streaming version of [[Hooked on Decemberween]] and [[Decemberweenvent Calendar|day 20]] of the [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]].

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* [#Lyrics 2 Lyrics]
* [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
* [#External_Links 4 External Links]

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'''Album:''' [[Hooked on Decemberween]]<br />
'''Track:''' 7<br />
'''Time:''' 1:05<br />
'''Artist(s):''' [[Homestar Runner]]<br />
'''Origin:''' Extended song from [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]].

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Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br />
He's comin' for you to chop you in two<br />
Santam'n is a blade man<br />
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down<br />

Santam'n is a blade man<br />
He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies<br />
Santam'n is a blade man<br />
Here comes down the lane to cleft you in twain<br />

And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends<br />
So I'd just lay low 'til this part ends<br />
Hey, you might make it out alive!<br />

Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br />
He doesn't have toys, just that blade "shing!" type noise<br />
Santam'n is a blade man<br />
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down

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* Santa being referred to as a blade-man is a reference to the [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] episode featuring ''[[Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]''.
** This line was previously referenced by [[Coach Z]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[personal favorites]].
* [[Pie]] and [[Breakfast|breakfast]] are mentioned.
* In the initial Tweet, the song is referred to as "Santam'n is a Blade Man". On the [[Hooked on Decemberween]] album, this song was originally referred to as "Santaman Is Blademan", and was later changed to "Santaman is a Blademan". The Decemberweenvent Calendar calls it "Santam'n Is A Blademan".

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* [http://old.homestarrunner.com/songs/Santam Listen to "Santam'n Is A Blademan"]
* [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/santaman-is-a-blademan "Santaman is a Blademan" on Songwhip]

* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/dangeresque-puppet-squad-the-hot-jones-hijack watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWpW623yrAU watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"] on [[YouTube]]
* [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1075958630921441280 watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"] on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/dween17.html watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"] on the old [[Flash]] site

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[[Decemberweenvent Calendar Character Variations|Character Variations]]

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