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''This article is about the [[Toons|toon]].'' ''For the word "sammich", see [[Sandwiches|Sandwiches#Sammich]].''

Strong Bad kicks off his [[Live Action|live action]] [[Skills of an Artist]] series by drawing a sammich.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, July 12, 2017 ([[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]); Thursday, August 24, 2017 ([[YouTube]])

'''Running Time:''' 1:54

'''Page Title:''' Oh dang! Pizzang!

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Trivia 2.1 Trivia]
** [#Inside_References 2.2 Inside References]
* [#External_Links 3 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline">Transcript</span> ==

''{Video opens with Strong Bad's boxing glove holding an uncapped marker.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome back to another ''{logo appears}'' Skills of an Artist. Today, I'm gonna teach you guys how to draw, a sammich! ''{logo disappears}'' I make drawing fun! We start out with a squish-tangle.

''{Strong Bad begins drawing three sides of a parallelogram.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{with each side}'' Pwah, pwah, pwah. ''{tracing over the first line}'' First we do the tangles, and then we give it a squish.

''{Strong Bad closes the shape by drawing a bulging curve on the top, creating a shape like a slice of bread.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Vrrroop. Kinda looks like a chef hat, moving rapidly this way. Prreeow!

''{Strong Bad draws a depth line on the right side of the bread.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now to give it some depth, ''{drawing a rectangle below the bottom}'' we add four shortened pizzangs!

''{He closes the shape with a diagonal line, creating a three-dimensional slice of bread.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look at that! ''{shading the crust}'' That piece of bread is jumping right off the page! ''{tracing over the top of the slice}'' Vwah!

''{Strong Bad speckles the top of the slice with dots.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now, we add some dotties, that are like the air bubbles. From the leavening process. Y'know what I'm saying?

''{Strong Bad begins to draw a wavy line below the bread that resembles lettuce.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now for the toppings. First we do some lettuce. Kinda looks like the bread's being electrocuted. Bzzzzzzh! And now we'll put on the meats.

''{Strong Bad draws curves sticking out from the bottom of the lettuce surrounding the bread.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We've got some salami, some pastrami, and some season-four-tulami. Look at that. Spilling all out on the sides. And now for the main course, which is, a severed pig's head.

''{Strong Bad draws large curves below the meat, resembling the shape of a pig's head with a snout and an ear.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here it comes. ''{drawing the mouth and adding nostrils to the the snout}'' Ah, oinkers! ''{adding the eyes with X's in them}'' It had to be done! ''{adding a tongue sticking out}'' To make forth my sammich! And um, you know, I like to reattach the tail.

''{Strong Bad draws a squiggly line coming out the back of the pig's head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' To the head. For dramatic effect. Okay, so this is not very centered on the page.

''{Strong bad draws a shaded curve on the bottom of the pig's head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Put the bottom slice of bread. And up here, it's gotta be me!

''{Strong Bad draws a large circle above the sammich, and sloppily adds his mask onto it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' O'bm know, somebody gotta eat this sammich. ''{Mumbles a couple times.}'' Look at that hideous maw!

''{Strong Bad has drawn himself with a massive open mouth and a row of teeth. He adds two circles on the sides of the pig's head for his boxing gloves, and shades the interior of the mouth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ready to chew down on some tender jowls. And that's how you draw a ham sammich.

''{Strong Bad writes the words "THAT'S IT!!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, that's it! See you next time for more Skills of an Artist!

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* The [[@StrongBadActual|Tweet text]] reads "No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over!"
* The [[YouTube]] description reads "The master of the foreshortened pizzang draws a ham sammy. Mmmm...seasoned fortulami."

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span> ===

* The word "[[Sandwiches|sammich]]" has been used on several other occasions, most notably in reference to the [[Baloney Sammich Truck]].
* The main course is a [[Severed Body Parts|severed pig's head]].

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* [https://homestarrunner.com/toon/skoa2 watch "Sammich"]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7zMs8cFTKQ watch "Sammich"] on [[YouTube]]
* [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/885302124732665856 watch "Sammich"] on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]

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