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	# Roll all that up inside a '''solid crispety cookety log'''.		# Roll all that up inside a '''solid crispety cookety log'''.
	# Cover it with '''rich, creamy... pepperoni'''.		# Cover it with '''rich, creamy... pepperoni'''.
	# Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but '''whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice ~~[[Cereal\|~~cereal]]'''.		# Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but '''whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal'''.
	# Smother that with the ol' BBC: '''Boring Brown [[Chocolate]]'''.		# Smother that with the ol' BBC: '''Boring Brown Chocolate'''.
	# Emboss the '''SBLOUNSKCHED! logo''' into the candy bar.		# Emboss the '''"SBLOUNSKCHED!" logo''' into the candy bar.
	# After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-[[Crap\|crap]] shape, decide upon and use a '''pair of half-eaten choco-pants''', with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo will mysteriously disappear.		# After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-[[Crap\|crap]] shape, decide upon and use a '''pair of half-eaten choco-pants''', with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the "SBLOUNSKCHED!" logo will mysteriously disappear.

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	=== <span class="mw-headline"> Separate Ingredients </span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline"> Separate Ingredients </span> ===

	* Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor		* Gaseous cloud of [[Marshmallows\|marshmallow]] vapor
	* Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid		* Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid
	* Channel of liquid nougat		* Channel of liquid [[Nougat\|nougat]]
	* Crispety cookety log		* Crispety cookety log
	* Rich, creamy pepperoni		* Rich, creamy pepperoni
	* Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal\|cereal]] (with tiny spoons)		* Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal\|cereal]] (with tiny spoons)
	* Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC)		* Boring Brown [[Chocolate]] (BBC)

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"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"

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The '''SBLOUNSKCHED! bar''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a [[candy product]]." It is produced by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Foodstuffs]]. The [[Onomatopoeia|name of the bar]] is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" According to Strong Bad, the name is also an accurate description of how you feel when you eat one. The candy [[Concoctions|concoction]] is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. According to the end of the commercial, one free root canal or cavity search is offered upon the purchase of one bar. Its logo has the "SB" part bigger and red, as a reference to Strong Bad.

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* [#Creation_of_a_SBLOUNSKCHED.21_bar 1 Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar]
** [#Separate_Ingredients 1.1 Separate Ingredients]
* [#Commercial_Jingle 2 Commercial Jingle]
* [#Appearances 3 Appearances]
** [#Product 3.1 Product]
** [#Verb 3.2 Verb]
* [#Quotes_of_the_Week 4 Quotes of the Week]

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# A '''name''' that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a '''wrapper concept''' thought up by Strong Bad.
# Starting candy-making process with a '''gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor'''.
# Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a '''globule of semi-solid licorice colloid'''.
# Float several of these in a '''channel of liquid nougat''' (the candy equivalent of veal).
# Roll all that up inside a '''solid crispety cookety log'''.
# Cover it with '''rich, creamy... pepperoni'''.
# Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but '''whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Cereal|cereal]]'''.
# Smother that with the ol' BBC: '''Boring Brown [[Chocolate]]'''.
# Emboss the '''SBLOUNSKCHED! logo''' into the candy bar.
# After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-[[Crap|crap]] shape, decide upon and use a '''pair of half-eaten choco-pants''', with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo will mysteriously disappear.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Separate Ingredients </span> ===

* Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
* Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid
* Channel of liquid nougat
* Crispety cookety log
* Rich, creamy pepperoni
* Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] (with tiny spoons)
* Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC)

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== <span class="mw-headline">Commercial Jingle</span> ==

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The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants

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<blockquote>You got the munch,<br />
The crisp and the crunch.<br />
Livin' in the gutter with Grandma.<br />
When Coach puts you in,<br />
you gotta go for the win.<br />
Y2K turned out all right!<br />
SBLOUNSKCHED!<br />
You can do it!<br />
SBLOUNSKCHED!<br />
Crunchy chew it!<br />
Who's got the money?!?<br />
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!<br />
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== <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span> ==

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SBLOUNSKCHED Fun-Sized Candy Bars

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Product</span> ===

* '''Debut:''' Email [[candy product]]
* [[Most in the Graveyard]] (Fun Size)
* [[Compy Catalog]]

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Verb</span> ===

* [[Strongest Man in the World]] (Señor gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!" by a pile of grapes)
* [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] (Strong Bad's idea of a "flame cubicle" in the [[Telltale Games|Telltale]] offices gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!")
* [[8-Bit is Enough]] (The loading screen for the first person section of the game reads "Get SBLOUNSKCHED!")

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== <span class="mw-headline">Quotes of the Week</span> ==

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Category]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Food and drinks|Food and drinks]]</span>

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