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"I've got ''other'' plans for the Lappy today..."

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When a purchased [[WiiWare]] episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] is selected from the [[Nintendo|Wii]] [[Wii Menu|menu]], [[Strong Bad]] will say one of the following statements before the player selects "Start".

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! Episode
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| style="background-color: #f2f2f2"| '''1 — [[Homestar Ruiner]]'''
| No time for the emails right now, I've got ''other'' plans for the Lappy today.
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| style="background-color: #f2f2f2"| '''2 — [[Strong Badia the Free]]'''
| Onward to Strong Badia! Strong Badia, the free!
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| style="background-color: #f2f2f2"| '''3 — [[Baddest of the Bands]]'''
| Strong Bad organizes a legendary Battle Royale of the Bands!
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| style="background-color: #f2f2f2"| '''4 — [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]'''
| A dastardly, masterly master-work of cinemagic wonder!
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| style="background-color: #f2f2f2"| '''5 — [[8-Bit is Enough]]'''
| I think you should be in your own video game; Couch Quest: The Search For My Butt.
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== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==

* All intro messages excepting "Homestar Ruiner" are quotes by Strong Bad from their respective episodes:
** [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Bleak House)|Episode 2]] — Part of Strong Bad's speech after escaping house arrest
** [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Field)|Episode 3]] — Part of a headline suggested to "snooty rock journalist" [[Strong Sad]]
** [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)|Episode 4]] — A hypothetical movie critic's review of ''Dangeresque 3''
** [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (House of Strong)|Episode 5]] — Addressing [[The Couch|the couch]]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span> ==

* [[Strong Bad Email Intros|Strong Bad Email Introductions for SBCG4AP]]

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