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Below is the context of each of the words of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[rock opera]]. Each word is spoken by Strong Bad unless indicated otherwise.

== Words from their context in the 125 Emails ==

# [[some kinda robot]]: Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to '''join''' forces?
# [[homsar]]: Okay, so until next time, keep sending '''me''' your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling.
# [[butt IQ]]: Okay, so until next time, '''on''' a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.
# [[homestar hair]]: I mean, how come you people never play '''my''' game, man?
# [[making out]]: And then put on my hit '''single''' "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)."
# [[depressio]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him a '''hundred''' dollars...
# [[halloweener]]: You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing '''toilet.'''
# [[brianrietta]]: Sorry to crush your hopes and '''dreams''', - Strong Bad.
# [[i love you]]: Like paint a '''picture'''... of a guy... with a big knife.
# [[trevor the vampire]]: Hi, '''everybody'''. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.
# [[i rule]]: What, you '''wanna''' get banished?
# [[credit card]]: John, and some other people who aren't '''scam''' artists
# [[i she be]]: A guy's gotta have '''some''' standards right?
# [[duck pond]]: But I do have a pretty '''sweet''' duck pond simulator for my computer.
# [[the basics]]: You know, you bet somebody a hundred "'''bucks'''", and if they win, you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt and you call that a buck.
# [[band names]]: You know like... "LAZOR", '''or''' "BIGG NIFE", or something like "TARANCHULA" or maybe like "LIMOZEEN".
# [[studying]]: I mean, you've got the '''potential''' to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base.
# [[stand-up]]: '''LITTLE STRONG BAD:''' Is it cardboard or is it '''pizza'''?
# [[tape-leg]]: Oh wait a minute, what's that on- '''OH''', there's a little piece of tape on my shoe!
# [[spring cleaning]]: '''Oh''', what a good question! Let me think about how I should answer that—DELETED!
# [[cartoon]]: '''Umm...''' so this is another part where it's just me.
# [[sb email 22]]: Whatever happened to "Cheers" or "Cheerio" or "'''Nevermind''' the Bullocks"?
# [[little animal]]: '''Um''', I don't really know. Let's find out. Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment!
# [[the bird]]: Psssshhh! The '''Double''' Deuce!
# [[super powers]]: '''COACH Z:''' Oh, I definitely say it's just a result of tight '''pants'''.
# [[CGNU]]: Do you want to be more '''awesome'''?
# [[3 wishes]]: Look at how great I would look man. So majestic, yet so wicked '''awesome'''.
# [[1 step ahead]]: Oh, Strong Sad. '''Fancy''' seeing you here!
# [[superhero name]]: STINY! GET ME A '''DANISH'''!!
# [[12:00]]: I had the same problem, Dewey-Smith. So I called in a '''professional''' to get the job done.
# [[sugarbob]]: So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, '''funky''' bunch.
# [[flag day]]: I bet you have a '''totally''' awesome flag for Strong Badia.
# [[gimmicks]]: Supergreat, supergreat... check your email! '''Diggity''' Dear Strong Bad...
# [[weird dream]]: The United States in tight, white-brand '''underdrawers.'''
# [[sisters]]: '''Ohh''', there's two of them!
# [[guitar]]: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes '''tonight'''...
# [[dullard]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... '''Cool'''...
# [[helium]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' I don't know if that's entirely '''healthy.'''
# [[property of ones]]: But where I come from, it's cuh-hold '''ones'''.
# [[vacation]]: Oh, vacation, '''eh'''?
# [[invisibility]]: I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing '''whatever''' I want to do.
# [[action figure]]: Basically all it has is...smells-like-peanut '''action'''. I'm lookin' for some licensees.
# [[little questions]]: Every age I have seen out as a '''baby'''.
# [[lures & jigs]]: '''Actually''', David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man.
# [[techno]]: Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that '''went''' like...
# [[your friends]]: I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. Here they come again. The '''jibblie''' jibblies....
# [[new hands]]: '''Ooh!''' Ooh! I got it!
# [[ghosts]]: '''Oh!''' Uh...my old computer!
# [[theme party]]: But I do have a pretty good idea for the theme. I think you guys should throw a "frat '''party'''."
# [[50 emails]]: Well, I like all kinds of legs. You know, '''like''' the Great Leg... the Leg of Hope... Tape-Leg?
# [[website]]: I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is '''completely''' unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals:
# [[island]]: Miami Dolphins vs. San Fransisco 49ers... '''great'''.
# [[comic]]: Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You looking so '''good'''.
# [[morning routine]]: Yes, it's very fragile. Put it '''down.'''
# [[cheat talk]]: Whoa. The entire '''town''' of Cory, North Dakota, decided to email me. That was nice of them.
# [[current status]]: Strong Bad with the '''ladies''' - Current Status: They all still want me.
# [[japanese cartoon]]: '''Get''' rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny... my boots would be a whole lot cooler.
# [[dragon]]: Close it up real good at the top for his head, and then, using '''consummate''' V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.
# [[marzipan]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Oh '''yeah''', oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all. ''{could be either "yeah"}''
# [[huttah!]]: That coulda been... '''awkward'''.
# [[monster truck]]: Aww...that's very '''sweet'''.
# [[interview]]: 'Twas the pride of the '''peaches''', huh?
# [[fingers]]: Yo Strong Bad. What's '''crackin'''? I was wondering how you type with boxing gloves on? ''{It may have been recorded, but this is not actually heard. However, it's written on Strong Bad's screen.}''
# [[english paper]]: We just need to apply a little double-space '''action'''...
# [[unused emails]]: '''Wha-ho'''ah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day?
# [[the show]]: Oh. '''Problematic.''' You know it's been awhile since I've kicked The Cheat, but I guarantee it'd be comedic gold compared to that mish-mash.
# [[autobiography]]: I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a '''solid''' email!
# [[caper]]: I don't care about the crosswords, man, just the jumbles, the '''jumble'''s!
# [[personal favorites]]: '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Things were just about to start getting '''crazy'''-go-nuts.
# [[big white face]]: I put some '''beans''' on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it.
# [[2 emails]]: Then we could have '''double''' the Strong Bad, and double the fun.
# [[crazy cartoon]]: Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! '''The''' main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter.
# [[mascot]]: I promised the team I'd get them '''real''' fruit smoothies if they won the game.
# [[privileges]]: You only need one more point to become a Medallion '''Gold''' Plus Club member!
# [[funny]]: Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the '''computer!''' Halzee-WHOOP!
# [[sibbie]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' I dunno, some song I just downloaded off the '''Internet'''.
# [[suntan]]: They're already '''bulging''' all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.
# [[anything]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Have you ever made anything '''out''' of anything? Bye, Dan from FL. FL?
# [[the process]]: '''Yeah''', that's never happened either.
# [[stunt double]]: '''Oh''', I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
# [[date]]: '''Dynomite!''' Boston, th-the state Boston's in.
# [[impression]]: But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the '''afterparty'''.
# [[labor day]]: Wow. All of the sudden it's '''like''' the world is my place where I don't have to answer an email.
# [[kids' book]]: Some people are being '''fangoriously''' devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.
# [[2 years]]: And we will also have developed a '''world-class''' hole.
# [[no loafing]]: Excellent! That-a way, boys! Chins up! Tifle down! '''And''' so on...
# [[mile]]: '''POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' He can be the '''Grand''' Marshall.
# [[couch patch]]: '''Ooh''', my pal! Well Palbert, it's a good story.
# [[local news]]: '''Oh''', if you want it to be possessive, it's just "I-T-S." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.
# [[colonization]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' '''Ewwww!''' Ketchup on eggs?!?
# [[caffeine]]: '''Oh-ho-ho-ho!''' (Devilish laugh.) Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro.
# [[kind of cool]]: Anyways Jor-dan, creepy comb-over story Strong Bad is '''definitely''' a cool, cool guy.
# [[army]]: This '''definitely''' merits some further reconnaissance.
# [[video games]]: '''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' BACK OFF '''BABY!'''
# [[the bet]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Yup''', I'm cool.
# [[lackey]]: '''I''' suppose I could use the pencil to draw a little guy on the cantaloupe.
# [[monument]]: That '''totally''' looks like my right foot.
# [[stupid stuff]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No I'm '''always''' doing that.
# [[different town]]: We got that recessed lighting, y'know. Yup, everything '''look'''s great.
# [[flashback]]: '''STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:''' '''Awesome!''' My very own a The Cheat!
# [[car]]: Now you're '''singing''' the theme from "Night Court"?
# [[lunch special]]: Bubs has to give you a free lunch special if you can get him to say his name '''backwards''' - minus the first b.
# [[haircut]]: Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged '''Metal'''".
# [[theme park]]: Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to '''experience''' the fury of The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride.
# [[replacement]]: I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...'''DANCE''' CONTEST!
# [[dangeresque 3]]: Today is all right for '''tonight'''... Riding in a Corvette, and feeling all right.
# [[cheatday]]: Now, get upstairs - '''unh!''' And fix me some breakfast.
# [[pom pom]]: Let's see, how can we raise the stakes a little bit? '''Ooh!''' I'll be blindfolded!
# [[crying]]: '''STRONG BAD AS LI'L BRUDDER:''' '''I'm''' gonna be all right, Homestar. I can make it on my own!
# [[for kids]]: So, you can see how that might be less than '''pleasant'''.
# [[other days]]: You gots to look inside yourself! '''Positate''' the negative.
# [[old comics]]: And coming in this week at #4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire, West Is Lip, with their hit single "She Partied '''Without''' Dancing."
# [[pizzaz]]: So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... what's the secret to your '''pizzaz'''?
# [[the facts]]: '''And''' finally, Fact 6: Have you seen his computer?!?
# [[time capsule]]: '''STINKOMAN:''' It tastes like a #1 '''jam!'''
# [[extra plug]]: '''Whoa!''' Check out those lights! They're flashing!
# [[montage]]: '''Tonight''' on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
# [[virus]]: Computer over? Virus '''equals''' very yes?
# [[animal]]: 'Cept I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and '''dancing'''!
# [[radio]]: '''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:''' Rise and shine, people. The fish was delish... '''CANNED AUDIENCE:''' Right! Ha ha! '''Yeah!''' '''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:''' Wait for it — wait for it... and it made quite a dish.
# [[part-time job]]: I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a '''famous''' email checker.
# [[dreamail]]: '''FEMALE LAPPY:''' Well played, Strong Bad. Those '''ladies''' are sure to be all up ons.
# [[origins]]: Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles '''always''' wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing?
# [[secret recipes]]: Well Mellie, Hillarious, being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, '''like''', exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions...
# [[rock opera]]: '''ALL:''' '''SBEMAIL!!'''

== Complete Lyrics ==

Here are the full lyrics without any annotation:

<blockquote>
>Join me on my single hundred toilet dreams picture. 
>Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza. 
>Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind. 
>Ummm... Double pants. 
>Awesome, awesome fancy danish. 
>Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers. 
>Oh tonight, cool, healthy ones, eh? 
>Whatever action baby actually went jibblie. 
>Ooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good. 
>Down town ladies get consummate, yeah. 
>Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action! 
>Wha-ho! Problematic. 
>Solid jumble! 
>Crazy beans double the real gold! 
>Computer internet bulging out. Yeah, oh! 
>Dynomite afterparty! 
>Like, fangoriously world-class and grand. 
>Ooooh! Oh! Ewww! Oh-ho-ho-ho! 
>Definitely, definitely baby. 
>Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal. 
>Experience dance tonight! Unh! 
>Oooh! I'm pleasant. 
>Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa! 
>Tonight equals dancing, yeah! 
>Famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!
</blockquote>

== See Also ==

* [[Rock Opera Visuals]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Songs]]
[[Category:Lists]]

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