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	~~<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:302px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=~~File:Green_band.png" title="The Motion Picture Guy knows what's best."><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="129" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/0/07/Green_band.png/300px-Green_band.png" width="300"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:Green_band.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>The Motion Picture Guy knows what's best.</div></div></div>
	<p>The green <b>rating screen</b> is displayed before films and trailers in <a href="/index.php?title=Free_Country%2C_USA" title="Free Country, USA">Free Country, USA</a> to indicate their age-appropriateness. It parodies the <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Motion_Picture_Association_film_rating_system" title="wikipedia:Motion Picture Association film rating system">"green band" rating card</a> displayed before most film trailers. Unlike the real green band, it is displayed before films as well as trailers, including films with higher-level ratings. The ones used before films also feature a parody of the <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Motion_Picture_Association" title="wikipedia:Motion Picture Association">Motion Picture Association</a>'s trademark rating logos.
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	~~<a id=~~"~~Appearances~~" ~~name~~=~~"Appearances"></a><h2> <span class~~=~~"mw-headline">~~Appearances~~</span></h2>~~		''The Motion Picture Guy knows what's best.''
	~~<a id~~=~~"In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello_Theatrical_Trailer" name~~=~~"In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello_Theatrical_Trailer"></a><h3> <span class~~=~~"mw-headline"><a href~~=~~"/index.php?title=In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello_Theatrical_Trailer" title~~=~~"In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer">~~In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer<~~/a></span></h3~~>
	<blockquote style="background:#390; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #000; padding:24px 12px; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:800; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">THE FOLLOWING ~~<span style="font-size:170%;">~~PREVIEW~~</span>~~ HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/><br/>		The green '''rating screen''' is displayed before films and trailers in [[Free Country, USA]] to indicate their age-appropriateness. It parodies the [[Motion Picture Association film rating system\|"green band" rating card]] displayed before most film trailers. Unlike the real green band, it is displayed before films as well as trailers, including films with higher-level ratings. The ones used before films also feature a parody of the [[Motion Picture Association]]'s trademark rating logos.
	~~<span style="font-size:170%;"~~>EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!~~</span>~~<br/><br/>
	BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA~~</blockquote>~~		== Appearances ==
	<a id="Commandos_in_the_Classroom" name="Commandos_in_the_Classroom"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"><a href="/index.php?title=Commandos_in_the_Classroom" title="Commandos in the Classroom">Commandos in the Classroom</a></span></h3>
	<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #000; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:800; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:140%;">FILM</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/>		=== In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer ===
	~~<span style="font-size:140%;">CERTAIN AUDIENCES</span><br/>~~
	~~BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST</span><br/>~~		<blockquote>
	~~<br/>~~		>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br /><br />
	~~IT BE RATED~~		>EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!<br /><br />
	~~<table cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="background:none; border:1px #FFF solid; margin:0 auto; color:white">~~		>BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA
	~~<tr>~~
	~~<td style="border:1px #FFF solid;"> <span style="font:bolder 200% serif">PG-13</span>~~
	~~</td><td style="border:1px #FFF solid;"> FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND<br/><i>VERY</i> ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS~~
	~~</td></tr></table>~~
	</blockquote>		</blockquote>
	~~<a id~~=~~"Sbemail_169_Deleted_Scene" name~~=~~"Sbemail_169_Deleted_Scene"></a><h3> <span class~~=~~"mw-headline"><a href~~=~~"/index.php?title~~=~~Sbemail_169_Deleted_Scene" title~~=~~"Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene">Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene</a></span></h3>~~
	<blockquote style="background:#42CC00; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #000; padding:24px 12px; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:800; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:center;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:170%;">PREVIEW</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/><br/>		=== Commandos in the Classroom ===
	~~<span style="font-size:170%;">EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!</span><br/><br/>~~
	~~BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA~~</blockquote>		<blockquote>
	~~<a id="Email_rated" name="Email_rated"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Email <a href="/index.php?title=rated" title="rated">rated</a></span></h3>~~		>THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br />
	<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; text-shadow: -1px 1px 1px #000; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING ~~<span style="font-size:150%;">~~FILM~~</span>~~ HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/>		>CERTAIN AUDIENCES<br />
	~~<span style="font-size:170%;"~~>CERTAIN AUDIENCES~~</span>~~<br/>		>BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST<br />
	BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST~~</span>~~<br/>		><br />
	<br/>		>IT BE RATED
	IT BE RATED
	~~<table cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="background:none; border:1px #FFF solid; margin:0 auto; color:white">~~		> PG-13
	~~<tr>~~		> FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND<br />''VERY'' ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS
	~~<td style="border:1px #FFF solid;"> <span style="font:bolder 200% serif">RRR</span~~>
	~~</td><td style="border:1px #FFF solid;" width="200pt"~~> FOR ~~EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS~~
	</~~td></tr></table~~>
	</blockquote>		</blockquote>
	~~<a id~~=~~"Email_sbemail_206" name~~=~~"Email_sbemail_206"></a><h3> <span class~~=~~"mw-headline">Email <a href~~=~~"/index.php?title~~=~~sbemail_206" title~~=~~"sbemail 206">sbemail 206</a></span></h3>~~
	<blockquote ~~style="background:#317510; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 2px 1px #000; padding:2em 1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"~~>~~<span style="font-size:80%;line-height:200%;"~~>THE FOLLOWING ~~<span style="font-size:200%; font-weight:800;">~~PREVIEW~~</span>~~ HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/>		=== Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene ===
	~~<span style="font-size:200%; font-weight:800;"~~>~~MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS~~</~~span~~><br/>
	BY THE ~~FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION~~ OF FREE COUNTRY USA~~</span>~~		<blockquote>
			>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br /><br />
			>EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!<br /><br />
			>BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA
	</blockquote>		</blockquote>

			=== Email rated ===

			<blockquote>
			>THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br />
			>CERTAIN AUDIENCES<br />
			>BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST<br />
			><br />
			>IT BE RATED

			> RRR
			> FOR EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS
			</blockquote>

			=== Email sbemail 206 ===

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	<~~div class="visualClear"~~></~~div~~>		>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br />
	</~~html~~>		>MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS<br />
			>BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA
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			<p>The green <b>rating screen</b> is displayed before films and trailers in <a href="/index.php?title=Free_Country%2C_USA" title="Free Country, USA">Free Country, USA</a> to indicate their age-appropriateness. It parodies the <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Motion_Picture_Association_film_rating_system" title="wikipedia:Motion Picture Association film rating system">"green band" rating card</a> displayed before most film trailers. Unlike the real green band, it is displayed before films as well as trailers, including films with higher-level ratings. The ones used before films also feature a parody of the <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Motion_Picture_Association" title="wikipedia:Motion Picture Association">Motion Picture Association</a>'s trademark rating logos.
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	~~''The Motion Picture Guy knows what's best.''~~		<a id="Appearances" name="Appearances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span></h2>
			<a id="In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello_Theatrical_Trailer" name="In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello_Theatrical_Trailer"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"><a href="/index.php?title=In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello_Theatrical_Trailer" title="In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer">In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer</a></span></h3>
	~~The green '''rating screen''' is displayed before films and trailers in [[Free Country, USA]] to indicate their age-appropriateness. It parodies the [[Motion Picture Association film rating system\|~~"~~green band~~" ~~rating card]] displayed before most film trailers. Unlike the real green band, it is displayed before films as well as trailers, including films with higher~~-~~level ratings. The ones used before films also feature~~ a ~~parody of the [[Motion Picture Association]]'s trademark rating logos.~~		<blockquote style="background:#390; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #000; padding:24px 12px; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:800; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:170%;">PREVIEW</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/><br/>
			<span style="font-size:170%;">EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!</span><br/><br/>
	== ~~Appearances~~ ==		BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA</blockquote>
			<a id="Commandos_in_the_Classroom" name="Commandos_in_the_Classroom"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"><a href="/index.php?title=Commandos_in_the_Classroom" title="Commandos in the Classroom">Commandos in the Classroom</a></span></h3>
	=== In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer ~~===~~		<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #000; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:800; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:140%;">FILM</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/>
			<span style="font-size:140%;">CERTAIN AUDIENCES</span><br/>
	<blockquote>		BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST</span><br/>
	>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br /><br />		<br/>
	>EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!<br /><br />		IT BE RATED
	>BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA		<table cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="background:none; border:1px #FFF solid; margin:0 auto; color:white">
			<tr>
			<td style="border:1px #FFF solid;"> <span style="font:bolder 200% serif">PG-13</span>
			</td><td style="border:1px #FFF solid;"> FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND<br/><i>VERY</i> ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS
			</td></tr></table>
	</blockquote>		</blockquote>
			<a id="Sbemail_169_Deleted_Scene" name="Sbemail_169_Deleted_Scene"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"><a href="/index.php?title=Sbemail_169_Deleted_Scene" title="Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene">Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene</a></span></h3>
	=== ~~Commandos in the Classroom~~ ===		<blockquote style="background:#42CC00; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px #000; padding:24px 12px; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:800; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-align:center;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:170%;">PREVIEW</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/><br/>
			<span style="font-size:170%;">EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!</span><br/><br/>
	<blockquote>		BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA</blockquote>
	>THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br />		<a id="Email_rated" name="Email_rated"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Email <a href="/index.php?title=rated" title="rated">rated</a></span></h3>
	>CERTAIN AUDIENCES<br />		<blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; text-shadow: -1px 1px 1px #000; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:150%;">FILM</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/>
	>BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST<br />		<span style="font-size:170%;">CERTAIN AUDIENCES</span><br/>
	><br />		BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST</span><br/>
	>IT BE RATED		<br/>
			IT BE RATED
	> PG-13		<table cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="background:none; border:1px #FFF solid; margin:0 auto; color:white">
	> ~~FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND~~<br />~~''VERY'' ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS~~		<tr>
			<td style="border:1px #FFF solid;"> <span style="font:bolder 200% serif">RRR</span>
			</td><td style="border:1px #FFF solid;" width="200pt"> FOR EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS
			</td></tr></table>
	</blockquote>		</blockquote>
			<a id="Email_sbemail_206" name="Email_sbemail_206"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Email <a href="/index.php?title=sbemail_206" title="sbemail 206">sbemail 206</a></span></h3>
	=== ~~Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene~~ ===		<blockquote style="background:#317510; color:#FFF; text-shadow: 1px 2px 1px #000; padding:2em 1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:80%;line-height:200%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:200%; font-weight:800;">PREVIEW</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br/>
			<span style="font-size:200%; font-weight:800;">MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS</span><br/>
	<blockquote>		BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA</span>
	>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br /><~~br /~~>
	~~>EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!~~<br /><br />
	>BY THE ~~MOTION PICTURE GUY~~ OF FREE COUNTRY USA
	</blockquote>		</blockquote>

	~~=== Email rated ===~~

	~~<blockquote>~~
	~~>THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br />~~
	~~>CERTAIN AUDIENCES<br />~~
	~~>BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST<br />~~
	~~><br />~~
	~~>IT BE RATED~~

	~~> RRR~~
	~~> FOR EXPLICIT BREAKFAST-PIERCING BULLETS~~
	~~</blockquote>~~

	~~=== Email sbemail 206 ===~~

	~~<blockquote>~~
	~~>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR~~<~~br /~~>		<div class="visualClear"></div>
	~~>MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS~~<br />		</html>
	~~>BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA~~
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The green '''rating screen''' is displayed before films and trailers in [[Free Country, USA]] to indicate their age-appropriateness. It parodies the [[Motion Picture Association film rating system|"green band" rating card]] displayed before most film trailers. Unlike the real green band, it is displayed before films as well as trailers, including films with higher-level ratings. The ones used before films also feature a parody of the [[Motion Picture Association]]'s trademark rating logos.

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* [#Appearances 1 Appearances]
** [#In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello_Theatrical_Trailer 1.1 In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]
** [#Commandos_in_the_Classroom 1.2 Commandos in the Classroom]
** [#Sbemail_169_Deleted_Scene 1.3 Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]
** [#Email_rated 1.4 Email rated]
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== Appearances ==


=== [[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]] ===

<blockquote>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 
 
EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY! 
 
BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA</blockquote>

=== [[Commandos in the Classroom]] ===

<blockquote>THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 
CERTAIN AUDIENCES 
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST 
 
IT BE RATED
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| style="border: 1px #FFF solid"| PG-13
| style="border: 1px #FFF solid"| FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND 
''VERY'' ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS
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=== [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] ===

<blockquote>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 
 
EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY! 
 
BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA</blockquote>

=== Email [[rated]] ===

<blockquote>THE FOLLOWING FILM HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 
CERTAIN AUDIENCES 
BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST 
 
IT BE RATED
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| style="border: 1px #FFF solid"| RRR
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=== Email [[sbemail 206]] ===

<blockquote>THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR 
MORONS WITHOUT CALENDARS 
BY THE FAKE TRAILER ASSOCIATION OF FREE COUNTRY USA</blockquote>
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