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"I have trouble with my Rs."

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'''Vitamins/Celebrities''' is the third installment of Puppet Jam with [[They Might Be Giants]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] [[Homestar Runner|Homestar "homeslice" Runner]] on vox

'''Date:''' Monday, June 7, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 1:10

'''Page Title:''' Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities

'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 1]]

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Remarks 2.1 Remarks]
* [#See_Also 3 See Also]
* [#External_Links 4 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==

''{Puppet Homestar appears. They Might Be Giants are behind him, John Flansburgh on guitar and John Linnell on accordion. Marty Beller is off screen on drums.}''

'''FLANSBURGH:''' Hey Homestar, I hear you've got another song for us.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, you guessed right. What da ya know?

''{Homestar looks around a bit as Marty starts to play the drums. Flansburgh and Linnell then begin to play.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Vitamins<br />
Take your vitamins<br />
Put 'em in that plastic thing<br />
That has the days of the week on it

''{TMBG just stop playing here, thinking Homestar is done singing. However, he continues...}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' So you don't forget to take them on the proper day

''{not singing anymore}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, I spilled over on that one a little bit, I thought you were going to go on, honestly I thought you were going to go on longer.

''{everybody laughs}''

'''FLANSBURGH:''' Hey Homestar, I hear...

'''LINNELL:''' That's all we got.

'''FLANSBURGH:''' I hear you have the exact same song for us.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's true! What do ya think?

'''FLANSBURGH:''' Let's do it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And a three, two, one...

''{Homestar is interrupted}''

'''LINNELL:''' No, no.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No?

'''LINNELL:''' Go ahead.

'''FLANSBURGH:''' Let's play it! Marty...

''{Marty starts up the drums again as Flansburgh and Linnell join him}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, celebrities<br />
They can't get me down<br />
I try to rock and roll<br />
And they steal my soul<br />
My soul

''{the music stops}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Take your powda... powder... powder-erg-eer

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{not singing}'' I have trouble with my Rs.

''{Homestar then proceeds to bite the top of his music stand as the video ends.}''

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Remarks </span> ===

* The camera angle is different from [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]] and [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]].
* This is the first time Homestar has acknowledged his rhotacism.
** Strangely enough, however, when Homestar says "It's true" during this scene, he [[Homestar Runner Without His Speech Impediment|pronounces it properly]], instead of saying "it's twue."
* "Accordion" is misspelled as "accordian" on the title card.

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== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==

* The [[Vitamins Chord Progression|chord progression]] for "Vitamins".

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== <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span> ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/puppet-jam-vitaminscelebrities watch "Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities"]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/puppetjam3.html watch "Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities"] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/puppetjam3.swf view the Flash file for "Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities"]
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=159 forum thread re: "Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities"]
* "[[index.php/Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities|Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]]" on This Might Be A Wiki

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 1|Everything Else, Volume 1]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Puppet Jam|Puppet Jam]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Puppet Homestar Filmography|Puppet Homestar Filmography]]</span>

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