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He's got the apple juice blues...

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'''Apple Juice Blues''' is the sixth installment of Puppet Jam with [[They Might Be Giants]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] [[Homestar Runner|Homestar "homeslice" Runner]] on vox

'''Running Time:''' 1:50

'''DVD Exclusive:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 1]]

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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No problems this time.

''{Song begins. Starts to sway back and forth.}''<br />

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Apple juice...<br />
Sassafras...<br />
Peoples always askin' me,<br />
"How d'you— how do you teach class?"<br />
I say—<br />
"Class is something you're born with,<br />
It's not something you can buy!" ''{Camera starts to shift left and zoom in a little}''<br />
Just look me in the eye! Lady!<br />
Gimmie a dollar!<br />
Gimmie two dollars! C'mon! ''{the tempo speeds up, camera moves to original position}''<br />
I was a man!<br />
But now I'm a dude!<br />
Oh yeah!<br />
I was a fan!<br />
A ceiling fan...<br />
Man! Ow!<br />
When you asked me to marry you, I said,<br />
"What? I can't hear you, the TV's on."<br />
''{Camera starts to zoom into Linnell, then shifts to zoom into Linnell's hand}''<br />
That TV was on, way too loud!<br />
I didn't hear you propose to me. ''{Cut abruptly to Marty, and cut back}''<br />
Lady,<br />
My arm really, really hurts.

''{They Might Be Giants gradually stop playing and Homestar moves quickly up and then down}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{not singing anymore}'' Oh, I think my head just hit the microphone. ''{falls}''

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* Homestar demonstrates yet again that he is unaware of his [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack of visible arms]].
** However, the phrase he says to indicate that could just be [[Matt Chapman]]'s personal comment said through Homestar.
* "Gimme a dollar." is a fortune in [[Fortune Cookies]].
** "Giving Me a Dollar" is also a class at [[Crazy Go Nuts University]].

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* "[[index.php/Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues|Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]]" on This Might Be A Wiki

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 1|Everything Else, Volume 1]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:DVD Exclusive|DVD Exclusive]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Puppet Jam|Puppet Jam]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Puppet Homestar Filmography|Puppet Homestar Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Everything Else DVD Series|Everything Else DVD Series]]</span>

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