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''He's got the apple juice blues...''

'''Apple Juice Blues''' is the sixth installment of Puppet Jam with [[They Might Be Giants]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] [[Homestar Runner|Homestar "homeslice" Runner]] on vox

'''Running Time:''' 1:50

'''DVD Exclusive:'''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]

== Transcript ==

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No problems this time.

''{Song begins. Starts to sway back and forth.}'' 

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Apple juice... 
Sassafras... 
Peoples always askin' me, 
"How d'you— how do you teach class?" 
I say— 
"Class is something you're born with, 
It's not something you can buy!" ''{Camera starts to shift left and zoom in a little}'' 
Just look me in the eye! Lady! 
Gimmie a dollar! 
Gimmie two dollars! C'mon! ''{the tempo speeds up, camera moves to original position}'' 
I was a man! 
But now I'm a dude! 
Oh yeah! 
I was a fan! 
A ceiling fan... 
Man! Ow! 
When you asked me to marry you, I said, 
"What? I can't hear you, the TV's on." ''{Camera starts to zoom into Linnell, then shifts to zoom into Linnell's hand}'' 
That TV was on, way too loud! 
I didn't hear you propose to me. ''{Cut abruptly to Marty, and cut back}'' 
Lady, 
My arm really, really hurts.

''{They Might Be Giants gradually stop playing and Homestar moves quickly up and then down}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{not singing anymore}'' Oh, I think my head just hit the microphone. ''{falls}''

== Fun Facts ==

* Homestar demonstrates yet again that he is unaware of his [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack of visible arms]].
** However, the phrase he says to indicate that could just be [[Matt Chapman]]'s personal comment said through Homestar.
* "Gimme a dollar." is a fortune in [[Fortune Cookies]].
** "Giving Me a Dollar" is also a class at [[Crazy Go Nuts University]].

== External Links ==

* "[[index.php/Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues|Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]]" on This Might Be A Wiki

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#ccf;" | [[Puppet Stuff]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Toons'''
| [[Everybody Knows It]] · [[Puppet Time]] · [[Labor Dabor]] · [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Vs. Little Girl'''
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] · [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] · [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] · [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] · [[Summer Short Shorts|Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl]] · [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Puppet Jam]]'''
| [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]] · [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams|Tropical Lazor Beams]] · [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities|Vitamins/Celebrities]] · [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control|Mission Control]] · [[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter|President's Daughter]] · '''Apple Juice Blues''' · [[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It|Everybody Knows It]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Biz Cas Fri]]'''
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] · [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] · [[Biz Cas Fri 3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]: Puppet Squad'''
| [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad|The Curly Fried Caper]] · [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack|The Hot Jones Hijack]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[DVD]] Videos'''
| [[Secret Song (video)|Secret Song]] · [[Some Puppet Stuff]] · [[Some Extras]] · [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be (video)|It's Like It Was Meant to Be]] · [[Real-Live E-Mails]] · [[Puppets on the Road]] · [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Store]] Related'''
| [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] ([[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Recording Sesh|Recording Sesh]]) · [[Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush]] · [[Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery]] · [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Other Videos'''
| [[Homestar and the Nice Present]] · [[Main Page 25]] · [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] · [[Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike]] · [[Greatest American Homestar]] · [[Quickstart Overview (video)|Quickstart Overview]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Characters'''
| [[Puppet Character Variations]] · [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] · [[The Exact Same]] · [[Szechuan Steve]] · [[Stingy Relenque]] · [[Santaman]] [[Little Girl]] · [[Other Little Girl]] · [[Very, Very Little Girl]]
|}
[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 1]]
[[Category:DVD Exclusive]]
[[Category:Puppet Jam]]
[[Category:Puppet Homestar Filmography]]
[[Category:Everything Else DVD Series]]

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