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	'''Pseudocharacters''' are [[Items\|items]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] that at some time or another are treated (and in some cases behave) as real [[Characters\|characters]]. They variously talk, move, and interact with the main characters and the audience. Most pseudocharacters are depicted as inanimate objects~~, though many have also appeared as sounds, locations, and even [[Allegedly Real Things\|entirely fictional]] entities~~.		'''Pseudocharacters''' are [[Items\|items]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] that at some time or another are treated (and in some cases behave) as real [[Characters\|characters]]. They variously talk, move, and interact with the main characters and the audience. Most pseudocharacters are totally depicted as inanimate objects except in a handful of appearances.

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	** [#Tandy_400 1.2 Tandy 400]		** [#Tandy_400 1.2 Tandy 400]
	** [#Compy_386 1.3 Compy 386]		** [#Compy_386 1.3 Compy 386]
	** [#~~Homestar_Jr.~~ 1.4 ~~Homestar Jr.]~~		** [#Frank_Bennedetto 1.4 Frank Bennedetto]
	** [#Frank_Bennedetto 1.5 Frank Bennedetto]		** [#Wagon_Fulla_Pancakes 1.5 Wagon Fulla Pancakes]
	** [#Wagon_Fulla_Pancakes 1.6 Wagon Fulla Pancakes]		** [#Lappy_486 1.6 Lappy 486]
	** [#Lappy_486 1.7 Lappy 486]		** [#New_Paper 1.7 New Paper]
	** [#New_Paper 1.8 New Paper]		** [#Comp.C3.A9 1.8 Compé]
	** [#Comp.C3.A9 1.9 Compé]		** [#F-Sack 1.9 F-Sack]
	** [#F-Sack 1.10 F-Sack]
	* [#See_Also 2 See Also]		* [#See_Also 2 See Also]

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	== <span class="mw-headline">Characters and their abilities</span> ==		== <span class="mw-headline">Characters and their abilities</span> ==

	''Note: this is a partial list of items identified as ~~pseudocharacters~~. For a complete list, see [[Category:Pseudocharacters]].''		''Note: this is a partial list of items identified as Pseudocharacters. For a complete list see [[Category:Pseudocharacters]].''

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	=== <span class="mw-headline">[[The Paper]]</span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline">[[The Paper]]</span> ===

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	* Email [[email thunder]] —		* Email [[email thunder]] —
	** Comes back from the grave to beat up [[New Paper]].		** Comes back from the grave to beat up [[New Paper]].
	** Dies ~~again~~.		** Dies.

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	=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Tandy 400]]</span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Tandy 400]]</span> ===

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	** Dies again.		** Dies again.

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	=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Compy 386]]</span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Compy 386]]</span> ===

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	** Dies again.		** Dies again.

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	~~=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Homestar Jr.]]</span> ===~~

	* [[Where's The Cheat?]] — [[Marzipan]] dotes on it like a child, and later confuses [[Homestar Runner]]'s speech for the sandwich talking.

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	=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Frank Bennedetto]]</span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Frank Bennedetto]]</span> ===

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	* [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]] — Strong Bad tells amusing anecdotes to Frank aboard the S.S. Totalbelow and the Toptoast Party Barge 5000 during the Annual At-Ease Weekend. Frank appears to laugh and creates popcorn as he does so.		* [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]] — Strong Bad tells amusing anecdotes to Frank aboard the S.S. Totalbelow and the Toptoast Party Barge 5000 during the Annual At-Ease Weekend. Frank appears to laugh and creates popcorn as he does so.

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	=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]</span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]</span> ===

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	** Has a "spouse" and 2 children.		** Has a "spouse" and 2 children.

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	=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Lappy 486]]</span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Lappy 486]]</span> ===

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	* Email [[hremail 3184]] — Dies.		* Email [[hremail 3184]] — Dies.

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	=== <span class="mw-headline">[[New Paper]]</span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline">[[New Paper]]</span> ===

	* Emails [[the paper]], [[concert]], and [[bike thief]] — Attempts to impress Strong Bad.		* Emails [[the paper]], [[concert]], and [[bike thief]] — Attempts to impress Strong Bad.
	* Emails [[the paper]], [[mini-golf]], [[original]], and [[email thunder]] — Responds to Strong Bad's vocal commands.		* Emails [[the paper]], [[mini-golf]], [[original]], and [[email thunder]] — Responds to Strong Bad's vocal commands.
	* Email [[hremail 3184]] — ~~Presumably dies~~.		* Email [[hremail 3184]] — Dies.

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	=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Compé]]</span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Compé]]</span> ===

	* [[Compy Catalog]] — Plays a joke on Strong Bad.		* [[Compy Catalog]] — Plays a joke on Strong Bad.

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	=== <span class="mw-headline">[[F-Sack]]</span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline">[[F-Sack]]</span> ===

	* Is able to talk out loud ~~in all appearances~~.		* All appearances — Is able to talk out loud.

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	[/wiki/Special:Categories ~~Categories~~]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Pseudocharacters\|Pseudocharacters~~]]</span> \| <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Recurring Themes\|Recurring Themes~~]]</span>		[/wiki/Special:Categories Category]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Pseudocharacters\|Pseudocharacters]]</span>

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'''Pseudocharacters''' are [[Items|items]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] that at some time or another are treated (and in some cases behave) as real [[Characters|characters]]. They variously talk, move, and interact with the main characters and the audience. Most pseudocharacters are depicted as inanimate objects, though many have also appeared as sounds, locations, and even [[Allegedly Real Things|entirely fictional]] entities.

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* [#Characters_and_their_abilities 1 Characters and their abilities]
** [#The_Paper 1.1 The Paper]
** [#Tandy_400 1.2 Tandy 400]
** [#Compy_386 1.3 Compy 386]
** [#Homestar_Jr. 1.4 Homestar Jr.]
** [#Frank_Bennedetto 1.5 Frank Bennedetto]
** [#Wagon_Fulla_Pancakes 1.6 Wagon Fulla Pancakes]
** [#Lappy_486 1.7 Lappy 486]
** [#New_Paper 1.8 New Paper]
** [#Comp.C3.A9 1.9 Compé]
** [#F-Sack 1.10 F-Sack]
* [#See_Also 2 See Also]

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== <span class="mw-headline">Characters and their abilities</span> ==

''Note: this is a partial list of items identified as pseudocharacters. For a complete list, see [[Category:Pseudocharacters]].''

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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[The Paper]]</span> ===

* Responds to [[Strong Bad]]'s commands.
* Email [[animal]] — The Paper is shown being "scared" of the Lappy at first.
* [[Sick Day]] — Is able to get sick.
* Email [[retirement]] —
** Translates the wishes of the Compy 386 and the Tandy 400 for Strong Bad.
** Tells Strong Bad he likes hushpuppies.
* Email [[the paper]] —
** Can play basketball.
** Ties up [[Homestar Runner]].
** Redesigns himself as a goth or as a preppy paper.
** Rescues Strong Bad from a deserted island.
** Dies.
* Email [[email thunder]] —
** Comes back from the grave to beat up [[New Paper]].
** Dies again.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Tandy 400]]</span> ===

* Email [[invisibility]] — Is thrown out and speaks its last words.
* Email [[ghosts]] — Haunts Strong Bad in its "ghost" form.
* Email [[cliffhangers]] — Helps the Compy 386 kidnap the Lappy 486.
* Email [[retirement]] —
** Controls a fishing rod with a magnet on the end that causes the Lappy to enter "Teal Screen of Near Death".
** "Speaks" with The Paper.
** Dies again.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Compy 386]]</span> ===

* Email [[couch patch]] — Tells Strong Bad to "cut it out" when he is trying to print out a million dollar bill.
* Email [[virus]] — Dies.
* Email [[cliffhangers]] — Helps the Tandy 400 kidnap the Lappy 486.
* Email [[retirement]] —
** "Speaks" with The Paper.
** Dies again.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Homestar Jr.]]</span> ===

* [[Where's The Cheat?]] — [[Marzipan]] dotes on it like a child, and later confuses [[Homestar Runner]]'s speech for the sandwich talking.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Frank Bennedetto]]</span> ===

* Email [[army]] —
** The members of the [[Homestarmy]] consider him to be a real member.
** Is a casualty of [[The Battle of Strong Badia|the Battle of Strong Badia]] (although it later transpires that he survived his injuries).
** Has a "[[Mrs. Bennedetto|mother]]" from whom Homestar Runner tries to collect Frank's debt of five bucks.
* Email [[more armies]] — Is honored with a "memorial statue".
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad honors Frank Bennedetto.
* [[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]] — Strong Bad tells amusing anecdotes to Frank aboard the S.S. Totalbelow and the Toptoast Party Barge 5000 during the Annual At-Ease Weekend. Frank appears to laugh and creates popcorn as he does so.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]</span> ===

* Email [[montage]] —
** Falls in love with Strong Bad.
** Is [[The Cheat]]'s co-worker.
** Trains for and defeats Homestar in the [[Champeenship]].
** Has a "spouse" and 2 children.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Lappy 486]]</span> ===

* Appears in [[Lappy 486|female form]] and speaks from time to time.
* Email [[hremail 3184]] — Dies.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[New Paper]]</span> ===

* Emails [[the paper]], [[concert]], and [[bike thief]] — Attempts to impress Strong Bad.
* Emails [[the paper]], [[mini-golf]], [[original]], and [[email thunder]] — Responds to Strong Bad's vocal commands.
* Email [[hremail 3184]] — Presumably dies.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Compé]]</span> ===

* [[Compy Catalog]] — Plays a joke on Strong Bad.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[F-Sack]]</span> ===

* Is able to talk out loud in all appearances.

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== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==

* [[Robots]]
* [[Characters|Characters#Pseudocharacters]]

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