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	'''Polymascotfoamalate''' (spelled '''polymascot foamalate''' in the 22 May 2008 [[Quote of the Week]]) is a multipurpose, foam-like material in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. It is used as the material for mascot uniforms (such as [[The Jolly Dumple]]), as baby food, as a topping for Soured Cream, and for ~~"~~helping America ingenuitize the future across the globe.~~"~~ It is [[Explosions\|highly flammable]], being described by [[Coach Z]] as ~~"~~flame pro-tardant~~"~~.

	In the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[4 branches]], [[Rumble Red]] reveals that Polymascotfoamalate does not exist on ''his'' planet. [[The Homestar Runner]] declares that this is because the alien is a [[Communism\|Communist]] fool.		In the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[4 branches]], [[Rumble Red]] reveals that Polymascotfoamalate does not exist on ''his'' planet. [[The Homestar Runner]] declares that this is because the alien is a [[Communism\|Communist]] fool.

	The word Polymascotfoamalate is a [[Portmanteaus\|Portmanteau]] of ~~"~~[[poly-]]~~"~~, ~~"~~[[mascot]]~~"~~, ~~"~~[[foam]]~~"~~, and ~~"~~[[Ate (disambiguation)\|-ate]]~~"~~.		The word Polymascotfoamalate is a [[Portmanteaus\|Portmanteau]] of "[[poly-]]", "[[mascot]]", "[[foam]]", and "[[Ate (disambiguation)\|-ate]]".

	It may be a parody of [[asbestos]], a substance used in building construction for decades due to its being fireproof until it was discovered to be a carcinogen.		It may be a parody of [[asbestos]], a substance used in building construction for decades due to its being fireproof until it was discovered to be a carcinogen.

	~~<span id~~=~~"chemistry"></span>~~		== Chemistry ==
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	The chemical notation of the material is ~~<span class="texhtml">~~(~~Ms<sup>ct~~ −~~</sup>~~ ) + (~~Fm<sup>8~~ +~~</sup>~~ )~~</span>~~, a manipulation of chemical symbols to resemble the words ~~"~~Mascot Foamalate.~~"~~		The chemical notation of the material is (Msct − ) + (Fm8 + ), a manipulation of chemical symbols to resemble the words "Mascot Foamalate."

	The formula ~~<span class="texhtml">~~(~~Ms<sup>ct~~ −~~</sup>~~ ) + (~~Fm<sup>8~~ +~~</sup>~~ )~~</span>~~ indicates an [[ionic bond]] between two [[molecular compound\|compounds]] which makes a [[formula unit]]. The parentheses around the elements make them polyatomic ions (a possible reference to the name). For many reasons, this formula does not define a compound that could possibly exist in the physical universe:		The formula (Msct − ) + (Fm8 + ) indicates an [[ionic bond]] between two [[molecular compound\|compounds]] which makes a [[formula unit]]. The parentheses around the elements make them polyatomic ions (a possible reference to the name). For many reasons, this formula does not define a compound that could possibly exist in the physical universe:

	* Ionic bonding only occurs when an element with a positive valence electron and an element with a negative valence electron are combined. The only polyatomic cations are ammonium, mercury(I), pyridnium, pyrylium, sulfonium, uranyl, vanadyl, pervanadyl, dioxygenyl, chromyl, and hydronium.		* Ionic bonding only occurs when an element with a positive valence electron and an element with a negative valence electron are combined. The only polyatomic cations are ammonium, mercury(I), pyridnium, pyrylium, sulfonium, uranyl, vanadyl, pervanadyl, dioxygenyl, chromyl, and hydronium.
	* The formula also shows that the chemical Ms has a valence electron number of ct, which can't be true because ct isn't a number.		* The formula also shows that the chemical Ms has a valence electron number of ct, which can't be true because ct isn't a number.
	* When denoting valence electrons, the positive or negative sign goes before the number.		* When denoting valence electrons, the positive or negative sign goes before the number.
	* Finally, if this ionic bond was ~~"~~real~~"~~, the chemical compound formed would be (Ms)8(Fm)ct, although the suffix -ate in the name suggests that the molecule has three or four oxygen atoms.		* Finally, if this ionic bond was "real", the chemical compound formed would be (Ms)8(Fm)ct, although the suffix -ate in the name suggests that the molecule has three or four oxygen atoms.

	The element Fm appears to be a noble gas, as it has a valence electron of eight. If this chemical bond is correct, Ms would have to be a metal because it is positive, and Fm would have to be a non metal because it is negative.		The element Fm appears to be a noble gas, as it has a valence electron of eight. If this chemical bond is correct, Ms would have to be a metal because it is positive, and Fm would have to be a non metal because it is negative.

	~~"~~Fm~~"~~ is the chemical symbol for [[Fermium\|fermium]], a radioactive element with a very high atomic weight.		"Fm" is the chemical symbol for [[Fermium\|fermium]], a radioactive element with a very high atomic weight.

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'''Polymascotfoamalate''' (spelled '''polymascot foamalate''' in the 22 May 2008 [[Quote of the Week]]) is a multipurpose, foam-like material in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. It is used as the material for mascot uniforms (such as [[The Jolly Dumple]]), as baby food, as a topping for Soured Cream, and for "helping America ingenuitize the future across the globe." It is [[Explosions|highly flammable]], being described by [[Coach Z]] as "flame pro-tardant".

In the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[4 branches]], [[Rumble Red]] reveals that Polymascotfoamalate does not exist on ''his'' planet. [[The Homestar Runner]] declares that this is because the alien is a [[Communism|Communist]] fool.

The word Polymascotfoamalate is a [[Portmanteaus|Portmanteau]] of "[[poly-]]", "[[mascot]]", "[[foam]]", and "[[Ate (disambiguation)|-ate]]".

It may be a parody of [[asbestos]], a substance used in building construction for decades due to its being fireproof until it was discovered to be a carcinogen.

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== <span class="mw-headline">Chemistry</span> ==

The chemical notation of the material is <span class="texhtml">(Ms<sup>ct −</sup> ) + (Fm<sup>8 +</sup> )</span>, a manipulation of chemical symbols to resemble the words "Mascot Foamalate."

The formula <span class="texhtml">(Ms<sup>ct −</sup> ) + (Fm<sup>8 +</sup> )</span> indicates an [[ionic bond]] between two [[molecular compound|compounds]] which makes a [[formula unit]]. The parentheses around the elements make them polyatomic ions (a possible reference to the name). For many reasons, this formula does not define a compound that could possibly exist in the physical universe:

* Ionic bonding only occurs when an element with a positive valence electron and an element with a negative valence electron are combined. The only polyatomic cations are ammonium, mercury(I), pyridnium, pyrylium, sulfonium, uranyl, vanadyl, pervanadyl, dioxygenyl, chromyl, and hydronium.
* The formula also shows that the chemical Ms has a valence electron number of ct, which can't be true because ct isn't a number.
* When denoting valence electrons, the positive or negative sign goes before the number.
* Finally, if this ionic bond was "real", the chemical compound formed would be (Ms)8(Fm)ct, although the suffix -ate in the name suggests that the molecule has three or four oxygen atoms.

The element Fm appears to be a noble gas, as it has a valence electron of eight. If this chemical bond is correct, Ms would have to be a metal because it is positive, and Fm would have to be a non metal because it is negative.

"Fm" is the chemical symbol for [[Fermium|fermium]], a radioactive element with a very high atomic weight.

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* '''Debut:''' Email [[4 branches]]

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