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And the booger comes out... in the outtakes.

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'''Peasant's Quest Outtakes''' is a compilation of scenes and bloopers that did not make it into the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Rather Dashing]] played by [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[The Red and Blue Knights|The Blue Knight]], [[King of Peasantry]], [[Jhonka]], [[Baby Lady & Her Baby]] played by [[Jackie Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]]

'''Running Time:''' 3:13

'''DVD Exclusive:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 1]]

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== Contents ==

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Inside_References 2.1 Inside References]
** [#Real-World_References 2.2 Real-World References]
** [#Fast_Forward 2.3 Fast Forward]

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== <span class="mw-headline">Transcript</span> ==

''{Open to the first real-life scene from Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.}''

'''RATHER DASHING:''' Where's my cottage? ''{Camera shakes slightly while speaking.}''

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ryan kicked the tripod.

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{acts angry}'' Oh, great! ''{camera shakes again}'' This is just turning into a great day on the set!

''{Cut to the Blue Knight.}''

'''THE BLUE KNIGHT:''' More like, rather would be somewhere else, like fishing... off the pier... with my grandma.

''{Cut to the King of Peasantry sitting on a throne in front of a green screen.}''

'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' ''{angrily}'' I won't have you sassing around ''{offscreen laughter; king cracks up}'' with this council...

''{Cut to Matt Chapman as Rather Dashing in a robe in front of a green screen. Matt sticks out his tongue and blows a raspberry.}''

''{Cut to Matt Chapman as Rather Dashing in a robe with a drawn sword. He is standing in front of a wall of sediment and roots.}''

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Here come the cops. ''{lowers his sword}''

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Really?

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Yeah. ''{freezes, waits a few seconds, then raises his sword. Speaks as Rather Dashing.}'' Not tonigh—

''{Cut to Jhonka standing in front of a pond, wiping dirt over his body}''

'''JHONKA:''' You shoulda' told me this was all uneven. I just look like some, punk, kid.

''{laughter offscreen}''

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' You look, you look gorgeous.

''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing with his wig to the front a little, his voice low and dragged out, while standing in front of a green screen.}''

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Hello. I'm toh— taking lessons over...seas.

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' You're taking lessons over seas?

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Yes.

''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake.}''

''{Cut to the King Of Peasantry sitting on his throne in front of a green screen.}''

'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' ''{speaking softly, while getting louder}'' And the Trogdor comes...in the NIGGGHHHHHHT!! ''{the King points}''

''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, Matt takes a big gulp, then smiles}''

''{Cut to the Blue Knight}''

'''THE BLUE KNIGHT:''' More like, rather wouldn't be standing here, and... ''{starts laughing}'' I could be at home...in bed!

''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage.}''

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' That's a nice cottage you've got there, Rather Dashing.

'''RATHER DASHING:''' Thank you. 'S broke, my cottage is broke.

''{Cut to Matt Chapman with a pot on his head, as he runs into a door and falls over}''

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Did you mean to do that?

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' No rea— No that really happened.

''{Cut to Baby Lady and her baby}''

'''BABY LADY:''' Show me— ''{laughs}''

'''BABY LADY:''' Prove to me you're a real man, Razzer Dashing. ''{makes sour face}'' I'm sorry.

'''BABY LADY:''' Prove to me you're a man, Rather Dashing. ''{laughs}'' Sorry it comes out. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

'''BABY LADY:''' Show me yoma— ''{laughs}''

'''BABY LADY:''' Show me you're a real man, ''{rolls eyes and breaks character}'' Rather Dashing. ''{laughs}''

''{Cut to Mike Chapman running in front of a green screen and falling.}''

''{Several cuts shown of Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing in a peasant's robe posing with a sword in front of a green screen.}''

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{Puts his finger on the sword. He makes a funny face}'' Like an owie shot. ''{Poses with the funny face.}''

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' I think we're done.

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' ''{hesitates}'' I'm done?

''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing standing in front of his burnt cottage.}''

'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{indicates cottage}'' I would like this much better if I put a Foosball table here, you know, ''{looks at camera}'' one of those egg-shaped chairs, ''{makes egg shape with hands}'' o'er 'ere, you know, hi-fi in the back, ''{turns to the back}'' well I guess back there, ''{indicates behind the cottage}'' outside I'll have to put it. Gotta sleep somewhere, right? ''{makes a distraught face}''

''{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing dancing in front of a brick wall wearing a peasant robe.}''

''{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing in front of a lake with a pool skimmer trying to catch a baby.}''

''{Matt catches the baby.}''

'''RYAN STERRITT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh! Good catch! You know how to catch a baby.

''{Matt struggles}''

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Got 'im! We got 'im!

''{Cut to the King of Peasantry sitting on his throne in front of a green screen.}''

'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' And the Trogdor comes in the night. ''{as he speaks a booger comes out his nose and rests on his fake mustache.}''

''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing. He holds up the Kerrek belt and his wig falls off.}''

''{Laughter offscreen}''

''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing, walking in front of a lake.}''

''{Three cuts of a peasant running in front of a green screen for the Trogdor attack on Peasantry scene. Cast and crew laughs on the third cut.}''

''{Cut to Matt Chapman dressed as Rather Dashing eating a meat ball sub while Atari noises play.}''

'''RATHER DASHING:''' Oh, quite good, quite good.

''{Cut to Matt dressed as Rather Dashing with a peasant's robe on in front of a green screen. His voice is low and drawn out.}''

'''MATT CHAPMAN:''' Job's done... okay.

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== <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span> ===

* The montage music heard is from [[Strong Bad]]'s various model poses in [[modeling]].

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Real-World References</span> ===

* Matt sounds very similar to [[Monty Python]] member [[Michael Palin]]'s character Mr. Gumby when he has his wig forward.
* The ending lines are references to the [[Warcraft]] games, in which the Peasant unit makes those same pronouncements in a nearly identical voice.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Fast Forward</span> ===

* The phrase "quite good, quite good" is later used in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|the vultures]].

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Rather Dashing Filmography|Rather Dashing Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Matt Chapman Filmography|Matt Chapman Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Mike Chapman Filmography|Mike Chapman Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 1|Everything Else, Volume 1]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:DVD Exclusive|DVD Exclusive]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Everything Else DVD Series|Everything Else DVD Series]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Peasant's Quest|Peasant's Quest]]</span>

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