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	~~'''Paper towels''' are exorbitantly absorbent, and used for cleaning up big messes and "desperate times".~~

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	* [[Shopping For Danger]] — [[Blue Laser]] goes shopping at [[Price Style]] to purchase [[WIPE!]] brand paper towels.		* [[Shopping For Danger]] — [[Blue Laser]] goes shopping at [[Price Style]] to purchase [[WIPE!]] brand paper towels.
	* Email [[bottom 10]] — At the end of the email, [[Strong Bad]] asks Simone to bring some paper towels to help him clean his own [[Puke\|puke]] off the keyboard.		* Email [[bottom 10]] — At the end of the email, [[Strong Bad]] asks Simone to bring some paper towels to help him clean his own [[Puke\|puke]] off the keyboard.
	* Paper towel tubes have been used in the construction of [[The Proud Anselmo]] in [[space program]] and the [[USS Flirtini]] in [[Date Nite]].		* Paper towel tubes have been used in the construction of [[The Proud Anselmo]] in [[space program]] and the [[USS Flirtini]] in [[Date Nite]].
	* [[record book]] — [[Strong Mad]]'s record in [[Count Longardeaux's Book]] is ~~"~~Most [[Macaroni\|Macaronis]] [[Nails\|Nailed]] To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad~~"~~.		* [[record book]] — [[Strong Mad]]'s record in [[Count Longardeaux's Book]] is "Most [[Macaroni\|Macaronis]] [[Nails\|Nailed]] To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad".
	* Email [[licensed]] — [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] licenses his likeness to use on paper towel rolls.		* Email [[licensed]] — [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] licenses his likeness to use on paper towel rolls.
	* [[Hremails]] — The automated response that came from e-mailing the DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com address was, ~~"~~Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!~~"~~		* [[Hremails]] — The automated response that came from e-mailing the DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com address was, "Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!"
	* [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]] — [[Dangeresque (character)\|Dangeresque]] insists that [[Hot Jones]] is always placed on the shelf between the paper towels and the black [[Beans\|beans]].		* [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]] — [[Dangeresque (character)\|Dangeresque]] insists that [[Hot Jones]] is always placed on the shelf between the paper towels and the black [[Beans\|beans]].

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	* [[Toilet Paper]]		* [[Toilet Paper]]
	* [[Towels]]		* [[Towels]]
	* [[Napkins]]		* [[Napkins]]
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"Get this, Vera, it's exorbitantly absorbent!"

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'''Paper towels''' are exorbitantly absorbent, and used for cleaning up big messes and "desperate times".

<span id="appearances"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span> ==

* [[Shopping For Danger]] — [[Blue Laser]] goes shopping at [[Price Style]] to purchase [[WIPE!]] brand paper towels.
* Email [[bottom 10]] — At the end of the email, [[Strong Bad]] asks Simone to bring some paper towels to help him clean his own [[Puke|puke]] off the keyboard.
* Paper towel tubes have been used in the construction of [[The Proud Anselmo]] in [[space program]] and the [[USS Flirtini]] in [[Date Nite]].
* [[record book]] — [[Strong Mad]]'s record in [[Count Longardeaux's Book]] is "Most [[Macaroni|Macaronis]] [[Nails|Nailed]] To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad".
* Email [[licensed]] — [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] licenses his likeness to use on paper towel rolls.
* [[Hremails]] — The automated response that came from e-mailing the DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com address was, "Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!"
* [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]] — [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] insists that [[Hot Jones]] is always placed on the shelf between the paper towels and the black [[Beans|beans]].

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== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==

* [[Toilet Paper]]
* [[Towels]]
* [[Napkins]]

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