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	[[~~File:guy knife.png~~\|[[~~File:guy_knife~~.~~png~~\|~~180px\|thumb~~]]]]		The '''Painting of a Guy with a [[Big Knife]]''' is a [[John Rambo\|Rambo]]-esque pseudocharacter, painted by [[Strong Bad]] in the Strong Bad Email [[i love you]]. Strong Bad paints it to literally illustrate his hyperbolic description of how long it would take to pronounce "[[Fhqwhgads\|fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf]]". In the email, Strong Bad says he could "probably sell this at like the arts and crafts fair, you know... to maybe some [[Prisoner of war\|POWs]], or like somebody's dad..." Strong Bad has yet to sell the painting.
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	~~<div class=~~"~~magnify~~">		The painting later "betrays" Strong Bad and joins the [[Homestarmy]] to invade [[Strong Badia]] in [[The Battle of Strong Badia]]. It is considered one of the [[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits\|seven elemental spirits]] of ancient Strong Badia with a constellation in the sky, but was defeated by the fish wearing a 'fro wig and British distance runner spirits. In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], [[Perducci]] was hiding the [[Ruby Powered Rocket\|ruby powered rocket]]'s launch codes under the painting.

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	The '''Painting of a Guy with a [[Big Knife]]''' is a [[John Rambo\|Rambo]]-esque pseudocharacter, painted by [[Strong Bad]] in the Strong Bad Email [[i love you]]. Strong Bad paints it to literally illustrate his hyperbolic description of how long it would take to pronounce "[[Fhqwhgads\|fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf]]". In the email, Strong Bad says he could "probably sell this at like the arts and crafts fair, you know... to maybe some [[Prisoner of war\|POWs]], or like somebody's dad..." Strong Bad has yet to sell the painting.

	The painting later "betrays" Strong Bad and joins the [[Homestarmy]] to invade [[Strong Badia]] in [[The Battle of Strong Badia]]. It is considered one of the [[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits\|seven elemental spirits]] of ancient Strong Badia with a constellation in the sky, but was defeated by the fish wearing a 'fro wig and British distance runner spirits. In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], [[Perducci]] was hiding the [[Ruby Powered Rocket\|ruby powered rocket]]'s launch codes under the painting.

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	* The painting was illustrated by [[Craig Zobel]].		* The painting was illustrated by [[Craig Zobel]].

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	* '''Debut:''' Email [[i love you]]		* '''Debut:''' Email [[i love you]]
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	* Email [[myths & legends]] (in constellation form)		* Email [[myths & legends]] (in constellation form)
	* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]		* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
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The '''Painting of a Guy with a [[Big Knife]]''' is a [[John Rambo|Rambo]]-esque pseudocharacter, painted by [[Strong Bad]] in the Strong Bad Email [[i love you]]. Strong Bad paints it to literally illustrate his hyperbolic description of how long it would take to pronounce "[[Fhqwhgads|fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf]]". In the email, Strong Bad says he could "probably sell this at like the arts and crafts fair, you know... to maybe some [[Prisoner of war|POWs]], or like somebody's dad..." Strong Bad has yet to sell the painting.

The painting later "betrays" Strong Bad and joins the [[Homestarmy]] to invade [[Strong Badia]] in [[The Battle of Strong Badia]]. It is considered one of the [[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits|seven elemental spirits]] of ancient Strong Badia with a constellation in the sky, but was defeated by the fish wearing a 'fro wig and British distance runner spirits. In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], [[Perducci]] was hiding the [[Ruby Powered Rocket|ruby powered rocket]]'s launch codes under the painting.

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* The painting was illustrated by [[Craig Zobel]].

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== <span class="mw-headline">Complete Filmography</span> ==

* '''Debut:''' Email [[i love you]]
* Email [[CGNU]] (in drawing form)
* Email [[army]]
* Email [[myths & legends]] (in constellation form)
* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]

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