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	~~"What could be scarier than Blue Stair Ointment?!"~~

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	'''Ointment''' appears throughout the site in various forms.		'''Ointment''' appears throughout the site in various forms.

	~~<span id~~=~~"appearances"></span>~~		== Appearances ==
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	* [[Peasant's Quest]] — Old Man Rub and Horse Grease appear.		* [[Peasant's Quest]] — Old Man Rub and Horse Grease appear.
	* Email [[old comics]] — In [[The Castlefunnies]], the ailing [[King of Town]] seriously craves hip rub ointment.		* Email [[old comics]] — In [[The Castlefunnies]], the ailing [[King of Town]] seriously craves hip rub ointment.
	* [[Shopping For Danger]] — [[Fightgar]] adds dramatic flair to his cunning disguise by asking for Old Lady Rub.		* [[Shopping For Danger\|Shopping for Danger]] — [[Fightgar]] adds dramatic flair to his cunning disguise by asking for Old Lady Rub.
	* [[Halloween Fairstival]] — [[Coach Z]] attempts to cure [[The Cheat]]'s hiccups with Blue Star Ointment.		* [[Halloween Fairstival]] — [[Coach Z]] attempts to cure [[The Cheat]]'s hiccups with Blue Star Ointment.
	* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] — The elderly [[Mr. Pitters]] refers to ointment several times.		* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] — The elderly [[Mr. Pitters]] refers to ointment several times.
	* Email [[high school]] — [[Homestar Runner\|Homestarmecium]] requests six tubes of rear-end cream from [[Bubs' Concession Stand\|Bubsamecium's Protozoa Stand]].		* Email [[high school]] — [[Homestar Runner\|Homestarmecium]] requests six tubes of rear-end cream from [[Bubs' Concession Stand\|Bubsamecium's Protozoa Stand]].
	* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The Blue Star Ointment appears again at the top of Coach Z's ~~"~~tree~~"~~.		* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The Blue Star Ointment appears again at the top of Coach Z's "tree".
	* [[Ever and More]] — After breaking his shin, [[Bubs]] uses rubbing ointment, ~~"~~[[BUBRUB!]]~~"~~, which costs [[Fifty Bucks\|fifty bucks]] a tube.		* [[Ever and More!]] — After breaking his shin, [[Bubs]] uses rubbing ointment, "[[BUBRUB!]]", which costs [[Fifty Bucks\|fifty bucks]] a tube.
	* [[Rap Song]] — [[Coach Z]] says, ~~"~~I like my ointments topical, mostly.~~"~~		* [[Rap Song]] — [[Coach Z]] says, "I like my ointments topical, mostly."
	* Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells Strong Bad brand ferret ointment on the black market from his trenchcoat.		* Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells Strong Bad brand ferret ointment on the black market from his trenchcoat.
	* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — When Coach Z sees Strong Bad in the giant Homestar costume, he asks 'Homestar' if he is using illegal performance enhancers, such as "the rub".
	* [[Strong Badia the Free]] —		* [[Strong Badia the Free]] —
	** [[Strong Sad]]'s trunk that he brings to the [[Homsar Reservation]] contains delicate creams and salves he uses on his delicate personal areas.		** [[Strong Sad]]'s trunk that he brings to the [[Homsar Reservation]] contains delicate creams and salves he uses on his delicate personal areas.
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	* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] — One of the [[Trogdor!! The Board Game Items\|item cards]] is Old Man Rub. When used, all figurines in play are slathered in Old Man Rub and automatically use tunnels for free whenever they land on a tunnel tile.		* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] — One of the [[Trogdor!! The Board Game Items\|item cards]] is Old Man Rub. When used, all figurines in play are slathered in Old Man Rub and automatically use tunnels for free whenever they land on a tunnel tile.

	~~<span id~~=~~"see-also"></span>~~		== See Also ==
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	* [[BUBRUB!]]		* [[BUBRUB!]]
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[[File:Coach Z Blue Star Ointment.PNG|[[File:Coach_Z_Blue_Star_Ointment.PNG|180px|thumb]]]]
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[[File:Coach Z Blue Star Ointment.PNG|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]

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"What could be scarier than Blue Stair Ointment?!"

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'''Ointment''' appears throughout the site in various forms.

<span id="appearances"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> Appearances </span> ==

* [[Peasant's Quest]] — Old Man Rub and Horse Grease appear.
* Email [[old comics]] — In [[The Castlefunnies]], the ailing [[King of Town]] seriously craves hip rub ointment.
* [[Shopping For Danger|Shopping for Danger]] — [[Fightgar]] adds dramatic flair to his cunning disguise by asking for Old Lady Rub.
* [[Halloween Fairstival]] — [[Coach Z]] attempts to cure [[The Cheat]]'s hiccups with Blue Star Ointment.
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] — The elderly [[Mr. Pitters]] refers to ointment several times.
* Email [[high school]] — [[Homestar Runner|Homestarmecium]] requests six tubes of rear-end cream from [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubsamecium's Protozoa Stand]].
* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The Blue Star Ointment appears again at the top of Coach Z's "tree".
* [[Ever and More!]] — After breaking his shin, [[Bubs]] uses rubbing ointment, "[[BUBRUB!]]", which costs [[Fifty Bucks|fifty bucks]] a tube.
* [[Rap Song]] — [[Coach Z]] says, "I like my ointments topical, mostly."
* Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells Strong Bad brand ferret ointment on the black market from his trenchcoat.
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] —
** [[Strong Sad]]'s trunk that he brings to the [[Homsar Reservation]] contains delicate creams and salves he uses on his delicate personal areas.
** [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free|Coachnya]]'s contribution to [[Marzipan]]'s mock UN board consists of ointment, ointment, and more ointment.
* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] — One of the [[Trogdor!! The Board Game Items|item cards]] is Old Man Rub. When used, all figurines in play are slathered in Old Man Rub and automatically use tunnels for free whenever they land on a tunnel tile.

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== <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span> ==

* [[BUBRUB!]]

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	* [[Peasant's Quest]] — Old Man Rub and Horse Grease appear.		* [[Peasant's Quest]] — Old Man Rub and Horse Grease appear.
	* Email [[old comics]] — In [[The Castlefunnies]], the ailing [[King of Town]] seriously craves hip rub ointment.		* Email [[old comics]] — In [[The Castlefunnies]], the ailing [[King of Town]] seriously craves hip rub ointment.
	* [[Shopping For ~~Danger\|Shopping for~~ Danger]] — [[Fightgar]] adds dramatic flair to his cunning disguise by asking for Old Lady Rub.		* [[Shopping For Danger]] — [[Fightgar]] adds dramatic flair to his cunning disguise by asking for Old Lady Rub.
	* [[Halloween Fairstival]] — [[Coach Z]] attempts to cure [[The Cheat]]'s hiccups with Blue Star Ointment.		* [[Halloween Fairstival]] — [[Coach Z]] attempts to cure [[The Cheat]]'s hiccups with Blue Star Ointment.
	* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] — The elderly [[Mr. Pitters]] refers to ointment several times.		* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] — The elderly [[Mr. Pitters]] refers to ointment several times.
	* Email [[high school]] — [[Homestar Runner\|Homestarmecium]] requests six tubes of rear-end cream from [[Bubs' Concession Stand\|Bubsamecium's Protozoa Stand]].		* Email [[high school]] — [[Homestar Runner\|Homestarmecium]] requests six tubes of rear-end cream from [[Bubs' Concession Stand\|Bubsamecium's Protozoa Stand]].
	* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The Blue Star Ointment appears again at the top of Coach Z's "tree".		* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The Blue Star Ointment appears again at the top of Coach Z's "tree".
	* [[Ever and More!]] — After breaking his shin, [[Bubs]] uses rubbing ointment, "[[BUBRUB!]]", which costs [[Fifty Bucks\|fifty bucks]] a tube.		* [[Ever and More]] — After breaking his shin, [[Bubs]] uses rubbing ointment, "[[BUBRUB!]]", which costs [[Fifty Bucks\|fifty bucks]] a tube.
	* [[Rap Song]] — [[Coach Z]] says, "I like my ointments topical, mostly."		* [[Rap Song]] — [[Coach Z]] says, "I like my ointments topical, mostly."
	* Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells Strong Bad brand ferret ointment on the black market from his trenchcoat.		* Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells Strong Bad brand ferret ointment on the black market from his trenchcoat.
			* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — When Coach Z sees Strong Bad in the giant Homestar costume, he asks 'Homestar' if he is using illegal performance enhancers, such as "the rub".
	* [[Strong Badia the Free]] —		* [[Strong Badia the Free]] —
	** [[Strong Sad]]'s trunk that he brings to the [[Homsar Reservation]] contains delicate creams and salves he uses on his delicate personal areas.		** [[Strong Sad]]'s trunk that he brings to the [[Homsar Reservation]] contains delicate creams and salves he uses on his delicate personal areas.
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