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	* Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])		* Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
	* Violinist ([[Quality Time ~~with Cardboard Homestar~~]])		* Violinist ([[Quality Time]])
	* Rock journalist ([[Baddest of the Bands]])		* Rock journalist ([[Baddest of the Bands]])

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	* Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[~~Trogdor Con~~ '97]])		* Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[TrogdorCon '97]])
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''"Job" redirects here. For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job", see [[A Jorb Well Done]]''.

''"Career" redirects here. For the toon about a career day in Marzipan's class, see [[Career Day]]''.

The '''occupations''' of many [[Free Country, USA]] inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.

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== <span class="mw-headline">Known occupations</span> ==

{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="4" style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor="#eeeeee"
! Character
! Jobs
|-
| [[Homestar Runner]]
| * Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jorb Well Done]], [[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Homestar Ruiner]])
* [[The Office|Office]] worker (tech support?) ([[dullard]], [[Puppet Stuff|Biz Cas Fri]], [[isp]], [[4 branches]], [[from work]])
* News anchor ([[Main Page 11]])
* Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]])
* Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[anything]])
* Bunmaker ([[disconnected]])
* Pitchman ([[Fluffy Puff Commercial]])
* [[Homestarmy]] Colonel ([[army]], [[more armies]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
* Server at The Pizz ([[pizza joint]])
* Server at a diner ([[Summer Short Shorts]], [[Main Page 5]], [[Date Nite]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]])
* [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] mascot ([[mascot]], [[4 branches]], [[rough copy]], [[On Break]])
* Doughnut Vendor ([[Donut Unto Others]])
* Detective ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

|-
| [[Pom Pom]]
| * Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Homestar Ruiner]])
* Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]], [[independent]])
* "Big Cheese" at the office ([[from work]])
* Mascot ([[On Break]])
* Soldier, Homestarmy ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
* Detective ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

|-
| [[Strong Bad]]
| * Office worker ([[Puppet Stuff|Biz Cas Fri]], [[dullard]], [[4 branches]], [[from work]])
* Prinicpal of [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] and a high school ([[CGNU]], [[Homestar Quiz]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
* Thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
* News anchor ([[local news]])
* News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]])
* Investigative reporter ([[interview]])
* [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]], [[On Break]])
* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[yes, wrestling]])
* Lifeguard ''(may be amateur)'' ([[keep cool]])
* Indie comics author ([[comic]])
* Voice-over artist for local events ([[monster truck]])
* Former newspaper delivery-boy ([[the chair]])
* Expensive briefcase carrier ([[secret identity]])
* Columnist for a women's help magazine. ([[secret identity]])
* Host of a quickly-cancelled show on Animal Planet ([[montage]])
* Owner of The Pizz and the website Virtualpizz.biz ([[pizza joint]])
* Health Inspector ([[Donut Unto Others]])

|-
| [[The Cheat]]
| * Former toner salesman ([[montage]])
* Office worker (internal tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
* Domestic servant ([[lackey]])
* Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered by The Cheat]])
* Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[garage sale]])
* Drummer ([[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]])
* Commando ([[army]])
* Disc jockey ([[geddup noise]], [[nightlife]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
* Owner of Cheatsa Pizza ([[pizza joint]])
* Actor ([[more armies]])

|-
| [[Marzipan]]
| * Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]], [[Career Day]])
* Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]])
* Actress ([[being mean]])

|-
| [[Strong Mad]]
| * Bassist ([[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]])
* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[yes, wrestling]])
* Bouncer ([[nightlife]])
* Actor ([[being mean]])
* Security Guard ([[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])

|-
| [[Strong Sad]]
| * Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]], [[independent]])
* Temp ([[from work]])
* Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
* Violinist ([[Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar]])
* Rock journalist ([[Baddest of the Bands]])

|-
| [[Coach Z]]
| * Coach
* Referee ([[montage]])
* Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[New Boots]], [[Rap Song]])
* Janitor ([[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[DNA Evidence]])
* [[Blubb-O's]] mascot ([[Blubb-O's Commercial]], [[On Break]])
* Actor ([[being mean]])
* Soldier, Homestarmy ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
* Policeman ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

|-
| [[Bubs]]
| * Concession stand owner/operator
* Professional handyman ([[12:00]])
* ISP operator ([[isp]])
* The Office IT Professional ([[from work]])
* Paranormal Investigator ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
* Normal Investigator ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
* TV/VCR Repairman ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
* Toga Yoga Instuctor ([[DNA Evidence]])
* Bartender ([[nightlife]], [[Strong Badia the Free|Strong Badia The Free]])
* Black market dealer in legitimate goods ([[licensed]])
* Videlectrician ([[Baddest of the Bands]])
* Veterinarian ([[Best Caper Ever]])
* Doughnut Vendor ([[Donut Unto Others]])
* [[Questionable Services|Questionable]] Medical Coverage Provider ([[Donut Unto Others]])
* Sketch artist ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
* Lawyer ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])

|-
| [[The King of Town]]
| * King
* Food marketer
* Star of a comic strip ''(temporary)'' ([[old comics]])
* Star of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]], [[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]])
* Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[Trogdor Con '97]])
* Teacher ([[being mean]])

|-
| [[Homsar]]
| * 7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]])
* Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])

|-
| [[Marshie]]
| * Mascot for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] ([[retirement]], [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[Meet Marshie]])

|-
| [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]
| * Vaudevillian ([[alternate universe]])
* Ghost hunter ([[That a Ghost]])
* Radio drama narrator ([[radio]])
* Entrepreneur ([[2 emails]])

|-
| [[Senor Cardgage]]
| * Mortgage broker ([[Senor Mortgage]])
* Used car salesman ([[Senorial Day]])
* Movie theater usher ([[the movies]], [[rated]])
* Commercial pitchman ([[candy product]])
* Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]])
* Owner of a shady daycare ([[licensed]])

|-
| [[Vector Strong Bad]]
| * Training simulator for [[Stinkoman]] ([[alternate universe]])

|-
| [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]]
| * Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]])

|-
| [[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cleric]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[That Little Chef Guy]]
| * Servants to [[The King of Town]]
* Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]], a [[senior prom|general business band]], and a [[the movies|Mariachi Band]]
* Characters in a TV show ([[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]])

|-
| [[Frank Bennedetto]]
| * Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Labor Dabor]])

|-
| [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]
| * Former toner salesperson ([[montage]])
* Athlete ''(for the [[Champeenship]])'' ([[montage]])
* Used car dealership TV spokesperson ([[montage]])

|-
| [[Crack Stuntman]]
| * Voice of [[Gunhaver]] in [[Cheat Commandos]]
* Spokesperson for [[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], [[Pistols for Pandas|Pistols For Pandas]])
* Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]])
* Spokesperson for halloweensafety.gov ([[Halloween Safety]])

|-
| [[Litigation Jackson]]
| * Movie Star ([[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[rampage]])
* Lawyer ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])

|}

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